2017 SBR Bash Itinerary: SBR PRO Party in Punta Cana!

**BIGDAY** · 01-25-17, 09:32 AM

**Fire in da hole** · 01-25-17, 09:42 AM

**Booya711** · 01-25-17, 09:44 AM

Booya!!!!!!!

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 01-25-17, 09:57 AM

**BIGDAY** · 01-25-17, 09:59 AM

**jjgold** · 01-25-17, 10:12 AM

Wish I was going

FUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**shari91** · 01-25-17, 10:19 AM

**goofyre** · 01-25-17, 10:21 AM

Can't wait!

**Fire in da hole** · 01-25-17, 10:21 AM

My wife watches that garbage Shari, I despise it so much I just have to leave the room. I told her the more she watches, the lower her IQ drops. I do not know they so many women watch.

**BIGDAY** · 01-25-17, 10:24 AM

Eclipse Terrace is going to rock.

**Auto Donk** · 01-25-17, 10:25 AM

by "goodies" I'm presuming an 8-ball or two, a tin of fresh-baked weed brownies, and a small aspirin-bottle shaped like a vial containing about ten hits of ecstacy inside?????

ps... here's hoping for rain on day one, as i'm intrigrued at the back-up plan of 6-9ing this "Avalon" babe.....

**shari91** · 01-25-17, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

My wife watches that garbage Shari, I despise it so much I just have to leave the room. I told her the more she watches, the lower her IQ drops. I do not know they so many women watch.

It teaches you how to commit fraud, scam money from banks under fake companies, etc. So I kind of see it as the next stepping stone if this little gambling gig goes busto

Seriously though tell her to watch the Melbourne version if she hasn't already and then the Sydney one starting in Feb. These Aussie birds are crazy on a whole other level!

**Auto Donk** · 01-25-17, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by shari91

It teaches you how to commit fraud, scam money from banks under fake companies, etc. So I kind of see it as the next stepping stone if this little gambling gig goes busto

Seriously though tell her to watch the Melbourne version if she hasn't already and then the Sydney one starting in Feb. These Aussie birds are crazy on a whole other level!

don't forget "how to totally fuk up your kids".....

although I'm quite certain little Melania will have her own show some day....... that little girl is hell on wheels, and apparently inherited the absolute worst traits of both her parents.....

**shari91** · 01-25-17, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

don't forget "how to totally fuk up your kids".....

although I'm quite certain little Melania will have her own show some day....... that little girl is hell on wheels, and apparently inherited the absolute worst traits of both her parents.....

She HAS to be the worst child I've seen on tv in a long time. Total showboat brat. She'll be the star of Jersey Shore 8.0 you watch. Absolutely intolerable kid and I almost feel horrible saying that about a child until I picture her and some of the shit she's said. You can see why Joe drank 4 bottles of wine a night dealing with her and T.

**Auto Donk** · 01-25-17, 10:53 AM

Joe got props from me when he had the balls to let the E camera crew, or bravo, or whatever the hell network they're on crew, film him talking to his goomah on the phone, during which conversation he called Theresa the "c-word", if I recall correctly.....

either brass balls, or the brain of a small dog

**Auto Donk** · 01-25-17, 10:55 AM

and shari, i will say this, it sucks that you aren't going to be there, as my wife and you would have gotten along splendidly......

she is one of the few women in the world who can rapidly put me in my place..... the two of you have a lot in common!

**Capybara** · 01-25-17, 11:03 AM

In the words of the great TB12, LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Very sorry you can't make it, Shari!

**Capybara** · 01-25-17, 11:06 AM

And fukk, better sharpen my poker game, given that I haven't played at all in a while and am pretty sure most of you characters are in SBR Poker like 16 hours a day.

**shari91** · 01-25-17, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

and shari, i will say this, it sucks that you aren't going to be there, as my wife and you would have gotten along splendidly......

she is one of the few women in the world who can rapidly put me in my place..... the two of you have a lot in common!

Yeah it totally sucks hence my table flipping above!! I can imagine your wife would have to have steel cajones to deal with you and she knows when to lay down the law but also to have a great time. And honestly you both will on this trip. Everyone is seriously really cool, SBR really takes care of you and even if you avoided every SBR related activity once you're there, you'd have an amazing time in that resort with your wife. Even just the bottles in your room which at first seem budget and unnecessary turn out to be mandatory later on, when free booze in your room is beyond welcome!!

Also I'm totally devastated that my man Brady is back in the SB again this year as that just makes my missing it even worse. At the last Bash we had our own viewing room clearly divided into Seattle vs Pats factions and a couple of us were silly enough to dump more on our Pats bet at half time which is like the biggest gambling no no ever. After that third quarter the Seattle backers in the whole sportsbook (which we could hear and see outside of our viewing room) were cheering like it was over. Then the Pats miraculously came back and I was running around the room sick and then Seattle should've scored but thank fuk for Butler they didn't and then woohoooooooooooooo!!! Honestly the best time I've ever had watching a Super Bowl game! I was dancing around like I'd won the lotto.

I'm insanely jealous of all of you who are going but I have my fingers crossed that after 10 years of service I can invoke the Shari clause at the next Bash and have it some other time besides my son's first week back at school!!!!

**Fire in da hole** · 01-25-17, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by shari91

It teaches you how to commit fraud, scam money from banks under fake companies, etc. So I kind of see it as the next stepping stone if this little gambling gig goes busto

Seriously though tell her to watch the Melbourne version if she hasn't already and then the Sydney one starting in Feb. These Aussie birds are crazy on a whole other level!

I'll have to tell her to watch the other versions, but will tell her she has to go in the other room in order to watch it online.

I'll see how that goes, then I'll probably just leave the room

**opie1988** · 01-25-17, 12:56 PM

**jjgold** · 01-25-17, 01:54 PM

all the guys with money going

**tatddy** · 01-25-17, 02:01 PM

Love the "open bar" notes. Aint this whole place all-inclusive?!

Hey boys first round on me

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Can't wait to be in the WARM!

**Fire in da hole** · 01-25-17, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

Love the "open bar" notes. Aint this whole place all-inclusive?!
Hey boys first round on me

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Can't wait to be in the WARM!

Originally, I was thinking the same thing, however, I do not think that top-shelf is included with the all inclusive.

I assume, not actual knowledge, they are willing to pay for the top shelf stuff?!?!?

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 01-25-17, 03:09 PM

Last Bash was a 5 second delay on the TV in our room for the Super Bowl Dinner.....you knew what was happening based upon the other rooms cheering

plus you should see how some of these guys eat in public

pass

**SBR_Guest_Pro** · 01-25-17, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

Love the "open bar" notes. Aint this whole place all-inclusive?!

Hey boys first round on me

.

Can't wait to be in the WARM!

I'm putting 2 on your tab

**SBR_Guest_Pro** · 01-25-17, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Last Bash was a 5 second delay on the TV in our room for the Super Bowl Dinner.....you knew what was happening based upon the other rooms cheering

plus you should see how some of these guys eat in public

pass

That was also right next to the sports book. Won't hear the cheering from where it is this year

**BIGDAY** · 01-25-17, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by SBR_Guest_Pro

That was also right next to the sports book. Won't hear the cheering from where it is this year

I'm actually really looking forward to having at this terrace.

**BIGDAY** · 01-25-17, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

Love the "open bar" notes. Aint this whole place all-inclusive?!

Hey boys first round on me

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Can't wait to be in the WARM!

"You're Buyin" simply mean you're moseying your ass the swim up bar to retrieve my cocktail.

**BeerDog99** · 01-25-17, 04:51 PM

Looking forward to this guys! Thanks in advance SBR! Any word on the airport to hotel arrangements?

**BIGDAY** · 01-25-17, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by BeerDog99

Looking forward to this guys! Thanks in advance SBR! Any word on the airport to hotel arrangements?

BeerDoggie, when you flying in???

**Auto Donk** · 01-25-17, 05:29 PM

at least waves won't be farting blobs of tranny semen to the surface in the hot tub this go round....

**Fire in da hole** · 01-25-17, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

at least waves won't be farting blobs of tranny semen to the surface in the hot tub this go round....

**sandos139** · 01-25-17, 06:06 PM

Super Bowl on the terrace seems a lot better than sportsbook area like last time.
Sounds Awesome SBR.