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  • extenzeuser
    SBR Sharp
    • 02-14-10
    • 396

    #1
    I am the autistic kid with perfect bracket!!!
    Hey fellers!!! I am the one known as the "autistic kid with the perfect bracket"....It has been a very busy week for me as I have been talking to a lot of reporters about my magnificent feat. I can't believe I did it with autism and no one else could that is normal!!....Anyways it took a lot of research and dedication to achieve this milestone but I hope it continues all the way through the rest of the tourney. After those last rounds of games I looked at my bracket and got the biggest boner....I mean it was pulsating like John Smith's the first time he laid eyes on Pocahontas!!! The upsets I picked like UNI and Cornell were so phukin easy...I mean it isnt too hard when Tim Donaghy is refing the games, I paid him a few G's and he did the rest....I have been getting calls from bookies asking me for advice on games and calls from Pete Rose, Wayne Gretzsky's wife, that player from Blue Chip all congratulating me too....But I dont tell them shit, cuz I bet for the soul not the money, which is why I joined team SBR....So as far as SBR goes, I like you guys so I will tell you my picks tonight:

    1. Syracuse.....With the big guy out it might be close, however Chris Paulus is going to play so enough said

    2. WV........ Rich Rodriguez is a hell of a coach

    3. Xavier........ They beat the Gophers who should have won the whole tourney

    4. Kentucky......... Calipari has been in this situation before in the 2007-2008 season when they played.....oh wait the record books show that they didnt play any games that season, well I guess go Cornell
  • 2daBank
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-26-09
    • 88966

    #2
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    • fsugolf
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 07-17-09
      • 6194

      #3
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      • phLLyphan11
        Restricted User
        • 05-15-09
        • 322

        #4
        Not funny man.
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        • 2daBank
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 01-26-09
          • 88966

          #5
          Originally posted by phLLyphan11
          Not funny man.

          yes it is....if his parents didnt want jokes they shouldnt be dragging the kid all over with his fake bracket
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          • Jaug
            SBR MVP
            • 01-11-09
            • 3087

            #6
            Hm, I don't believe the story with the autistic kid. That you are him is even more unlikely.
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            • Blue Jay 4 L 13
              SBR High Roller
              • 03-10-10
              • 132

              #7
              What a scumbag...
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              • suckerforparlays
                Restricted User
                • 02-15-10
                • 4536

                #8
                Originally posted by extenzeuser
                Hey fellers!!! I am the one known as the "autistic kid with the perfect bracket"....It has been a very busy week for me as I have been talking to a lot of reporters about my magnificent feat. I can't believe I did it with autism and no one else could that is normal!!....Anyways it took a lot of research and dedication to achieve this milestone but I hope it continues all the way through the rest of the tourney. After those last rounds of games I looked at my bracket and got the biggest boner....I mean it was pulsating like John Smith's the first time he laid eyes on Pocahontas!!! The upsets I picked like UNI and Cornell were so phukin easy...I mean it isnt too hard when Tim Donaghy is refing the games, I paid him a few G's and he did the rest....I have been getting calls from bookies asking me for advice on games and calls from Pete Rose, Wayne Gretzsky's wife, that player from Blue Chip all congratulating me too....But I dont tell them shit, cuz I bet for the soul not the money, which is why I joined team SBR....So as far as SBR goes, I like you guys so I will tell you my picks tonight:

                1. Syracuse.....With the big guy out it might be close, however Chris Paulus is going to play so enough said

                2. WV........ Rich Rodriguez is a hell of a coach

                3. Xavier........ They beat the Gophers who should have won the whole tourney

                4. Kentucky......... Calipari has been in this situation before in the 2007-2008 season when they played.....oh wait the record books show that they didnt play any games that season, well I guess go Cornell

                wow is this your way of trying to be cool? Making fun of an Autistic kid?. Get a fkign life man and grow up. Your a dumb ass
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                • mkasad23
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-14-09
                  • 2594

                  #9
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                  • Grosshhit
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 07-10-09
                    • 673

                    #10
                    people seem to forget what this site is for. clowns like you need knock this dumbshit off. this site is becoming clogged with shit like this. freaking amateur man. i want you off the site you prick.
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                    • fsugolf
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 07-17-09
                      • 6194

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Grosshhit
                      i want you off the site you prick.


                      good thing you have pull like that around here....who are you?
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                      • mangina11
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 02-01-10
                        • 397

                        #12
                        Maybe half of you should get your panties out or your vaginas, what kind of parent makes their autistic kid think they had a perfect bracket? Go complain to the parents, and make sure you go around scolding everyone that has ever said the word retard... but im sure none of you have because your all such great citizens that have never made fun of anyone, and are on here illegally gambling on sports. Quit trying to save the world one SBR thread at a time.
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