Has anyone looked worse than David Wells & Manny Ramirez in a baseball jersey?

[BrentCrude]

Wow,what a betting opportunity on the over and under last night going over 10?when David Wells pitched for the Red Sox after a long layoff.Can you imagine how many beers and all you can eat buffets he consumed while on the IR?I'll bet he was passing gas everytime he went into the stretch and the catcher or pitching coach wanted nothing to do with running out to the mound to give him directions.I swear this guy is going to have a heart attack while pitching and they better not pitch him in hot and humid weather.He's huffing and puffing,sweating profusely and out of breath all the time.I hope he keeps aspirin and nitro pills in his pocket.

The same goes for fat golfers like Jason Gore and Lumpy Herron where you know they will fold in hot weather as the temperatures start affecting them.Mickelson in a few years will be in the fat category too where his game will decline as he gets more fatigued in a tournament.They always say Brett Favre never lost a game up until recently whenever it was below freezing but someone should check on if fat guys like Craig the wallrus Stadler ever won a tourney when it was over 90 degrees.

I wish there were alot more fat guys in sports because it's easy to handicap them and bet against them especially on hot days.

Then you have a guy like Manny Ramirez who isn't really fat but he looks so bad in a jersey.He looks like a lump of fesces.

Then another guy for the Red Sox that always makes me bet against them is when Tim Wakefield pitches.Even when he wins he looks ugly.You just want to bitch slap the other team no matter how bad they are when they get beat by Wakefield.

Boston is a fun team to bet against and even some of the other guys on the team look like they are better suited as choreographers and hairdressers than baseball players.

[BrentCrude]

The trainer probably has a defibulator handy at all times for Wells.

We had the whizenator for a nickname for Onterio Smith the running back caught with a fake urine test penis in his luggage so when Wells has a heart attack while pitching and needs a jump start they can call him the defibulator.

[ronald]

Baseball is one of those sports where you can be a fat, out of shape mess and still be a good player. You don't need any endurance to swing a bat. Managers don't seem to care if you are slower than molasses, as long as you can swing the bat (any Molina brother, Frank Thomas, Cecil Fielder, Carlos Delgado, Eric Hinske, etc.) I truly think that a lot of pitchers, catchers, first basement and DHs are some of the worst athletes in all of sports. What a great life. Lift weights, eat supplements, drink beer, eat shit for food, never do any cardio....and make millions of $$ per year.

[BrentCrude]

What about John Daly?????

They say he's a great athlete and can dunk a basketball but he just doesn't give a crap about making an effort to stay in shape.I heard where if he put his mind to it he could beat Tiger Woods 6 out of 10 times in match play.He wins a golf tournament near Denver and wins 600K and put that much into slot machines that night and lucky for hime he made a profit.The gay is an absolute train wreck getting married to numerous old hags.Some company gave him a million dollar a year endorsement contract witht he stipulation he had to quit drinking beer and he turned them down.Does anyone remember that episode where he had DT's and was seeing snakes on the green where he broke down during a tourney on network t.v.?

[Willie Bee]

Hey, I resemble that remark!

I would look a lot like David Wells in a baseball uniform. Wish I had his left arm, tattoos and all.

Daly, when I saw him a couple years back at the Texas Open, was a wee bit heavy, to be polite. But Daly didn't have as big a belly as Hal Sutton did. Good lord! They list Sutton at 6-1, 210 on his ESPN profile. What a crock! I'm about 6-2 and 250. Well, that's not true. I used to be close to 6-2 but gravity dragged me down a hair. And I'm 250 on a real good day, a day that happens to have been several months ago.

But my point is Sutton's got a way bigger belly on him than me. At least he used to. I would resemble a taller Daly or Craig Stadler on the links. Except my score would be 40 strokes higher.

I tell y'all who's a moose in their 'uniform:' Laura Davies Goodness! I've used smaller harnesses and feedbags on horses here in Texas than that gal's topside undergarment.

[onlooker]

Boston is a fun team to bet against and even some of the other guys on the team look like they are better suited as choreographers and hairdressers than baseball players.

I agree. But it sucks when that Fat Ass Ortiz is up with a chance to screw your bet with a walk off type hit. That fat bastard.

[tacomax]

I would look a lot like David Wells in a baseball uniform.

All that shit I gave you before - you know I was joking right?