Whats the longest you have gone without pooping??

**Mudcat** · 01-13-09, 03:37 PM

I went like a week one time in the early 90's. Turned out I was having all kinds of internal problems and it ultimately resulted in an appendectomy.

It might be worth checking into. If nothing else, you might at least get the joy of a few rectal exams and an ultra-sound and a barium enema and all that great stuff.

**betplom** · 01-13-09, 03:39 PM

Pooping in general - twice a day.

Pooping in my boxers - months since my last "accident".

**Panic** · 01-13-09, 03:40 PM

If its been 5 days, go to the doctor. Somethings fvcked up.

**Mudcat** · 01-13-09, 03:41 PM

BTW, if you really want to clean out the pipes, take one of those Fleet enemas. It's a really, really salty thing you drink. Any drug store should have them.

If that doesn't purge the system, you really have a problem.

**betplom** · 01-13-09, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Panic

If its been 5 days, go to the doctor. Somethings fvcked up.

Panner in your case I doubt there's a problem.

You cant take a shit if the only thing you put in your body is beer.

Now if you haven't urinated in that time I'd be worried pal.

**SlickFazzer** · 01-13-09, 03:42 PM

sharding sucks.

8am....

be sure to drink plenty of water and eat good food, lean proteins and vegatables...increase fiber, and stay away from caffeine and garbage food for a few days.

Your bowel movements should be pleasant and enjoyable then, if not call the plumber...you need the snake.

**themajormt** · 01-13-09, 03:43 PM

Ya I was trying to hold off on using the thing you stick in your ass but might have to pretty soon... Did you have any other pains Mudcat? Mine is solely in the lower stomach when I stand straight up

**Panic** · 01-13-09, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by betplom

Panner in your case I doubt there's a problem.

You cant take a shit if the only thing you put in your body is beer.

Now if you haven't urinated in that time I'd be worried pal.

Buddy, I havent had a solid movement in 13 years. I fear a prostate exam. The docs finger will feel like a baseball bat sliding up there.

**ZBOIZ** · 01-13-09, 03:44 PM

take a laxative and drink prune juce

**themajormt** · 01-13-09, 03:44 PM

Haha thanks for that slick... I have drank about 80 ounces of water today and have pissed my brains out but no pooping. I drank half a bottle of milf of magnesia and my stomach is rumbling like a MOFO but nothing!

**Chi_archie** · 01-13-09, 03:44 PM

36 hrs

**betplom** · 01-13-09, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by Panic

Buddy, I havent had a solid movement in 13 years. I fear a prostate exam. The docs finger will feel like a baseball bat sliding up there.

Ask RogueScholar for some help with your fears, he may be able to offer some advice.

**SlickFazzer** · 01-13-09, 03:45 PM

Heard it feels great when they massage the prostate.

**betplom** · 01-13-09, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by SlickFazzer

Heard it feels great when they massage the prostate.

You "heard" it feels great? c'mon pal no shame in admitting you liked it.

We are all men here (except for the women).

**AMBlai01** · 01-13-09, 03:46 PM

Medical advice should not be taken from this website...I think you should call a doctor. This doesn't sound good!

**Mudcat** · 01-13-09, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by themajormt

Ya I was trying to hold off on using the thing you stick in your ass but might have to pretty soon... Did you have any other pains Mudcat? Mine is solely in the lower stomach when I stand straight up

Actually that sounds just like my situation.

The purgative I was talking about, you don't stick in your ass. You drink it. I think it's called a Fleet enema. Fleet something anyway.

**betplom** · 01-13-09, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Actually that sounds just like my situation.

The purgative I was talking about, you don't stick in your ass. You drink it. I think it's called a Fleet enema. Fleet something anyway.

Mudcat, doesn't look like you drink it. (unless thats a straw under the green cap)

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**losturmarbles** · 01-13-09, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by SlickFazzer

sharding sucks.

8am....

be sure to drink plenty of water and eat good food, lean proteins and vegatables...increase fiber, and stay away from caffeine and garbage food for a few days.

Your bowel movements should be pleasant and enjoyable then, if not call the plumber...you need the snake.

i must have slow bowels, i dont shit everyday like most people. i think ive gone a few days before without shitting.

shitting 2-3 times a day seems extreme to me. but if thats your norm then a 5 day vacation seems a bit extreme.

does anything hurt or cramp?

go to a walk-in clinic and get professional advice.

**Richkas** · 01-13-09, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by themajormt

I usually poop 2-3 times a day like clockwork but havent been able to since like Friday. I ate double order of chicken wings to try and speed it up and still nothing! I took milk of magnesia this morning and still nothing!! I have a cramp in my lower stomach.

Has anyone ever experienced this??

Take some vicodin, that will help.

**SlickFazzer** · 01-13-09, 04:01 PM

LOL...Uncle R is loaded up on pain killers to help the pulled tooth.

**Mudcat** · 01-13-09, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by betplom

Mudcat, doesn't look like you drink it. (unless thats a straw under the green cap)

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Well believe me, there's one you drink. I'm pretty sure it's sodium phosphate - but you just approach from the other end.

Seriously though, as Amby says, don't listen to me (or anyone else here). If you drank a harsh purgative like I recommended and you have a real obstruction, that would probably be painful as hell and possibly dangerous.

If you go to a doctor, I suspect the first thing they will recommend will be a purging of some kind but let them direct you.

Wow, nothing gets so many fast hits as a pooping thread, eh?

**themajormt** · 01-13-09, 04:16 PM

I am going to try the Fleet enema, I dont want to spend $40 copay and have them say to do the same thing.

Wish me luck gentlemen

**topgame85** · 01-13-09, 04:58 PM

6 days the first time I went to county jail, the food was so horrible I barely ate for the 6 days so did not have to shit, the night before I was released I took a shit almost made it the whole week

**mmike032** · 01-13-09, 04:59 PM

I poop many times a day, never been a whole day without pooping.

**WhatAboutMeBitch** · 01-13-09, 05:26 PM

I've been on the can all day with my laptop on my lap. I made 37 little poop nuggets thus far

**RumpledForeskin** · 01-13-09, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by betplom

Ask RogueScholar for some help with your fears, he may be able to offer some advice.

lmao