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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    Have any of you ever eaten a pizza hut big dinner box by yourself?
    I've eaten many whole pizzas by myself but the big dinner box is the new standard for being a pig

    For only 20 bucks for normal people or 9 bucks + points for SBR degens (15 SBR gift card + 5 bucks + 2 bucks 2 liter + 2 bucks tax + no tip ) you can have one of these delivered to your home

    It consists of 2 square medium pizzas, 5 bread sticks and 8 wings. Were you to have this for dinner and down it with a 2 liter you could literally eat one meal every 3 days and not lose weight, that's right this "dinner box" and 2 liter coke contains 6000 calories (recommended daily intake of 2000 calories).

    Think about the savings you degens could have on food, literally 300 SBR points + 18 bucks could feed you for a week

    There is on reason for an SBR degen to ever go hungry, 18 bucks and a quick google search during SBR trivia will insure you are full all week long

    Last edited by bettilimbroke999; 12-18-11, 01:18 AM.
  • blanda
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-18-09
    • 728

    #2
    Good thinking..I like it!
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    • yisman
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-01-08
      • 75682

      #3
      Too bad warrior is gone.

      I bet he's eaten two.

      2 bucks for a 2 liter is a bit of rip-off. You can get them for $1.49 or $1.69.

      Think about the savings you degens could have on food, literally 300 SBR points + 18 bucks could feed you for a week
      Maybe, but you'd be feeling pretty sick if all you did was eat one of these every three days. I'd like to see if anyone would survive a month of trying to do that.
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      • itchypickle
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-05-09
        • 21452

        #4
        TTWarrior check in pal
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        • bettilimbroke999
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-04-08
          • 13254

          #5
          Well correction, SBR Store apparently only offers Papa Johns and Dominos and has jacked up the price to 200 points per gift card

          Oh well
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          • frostno98
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-11-07
            • 9769

            #6
            6000 plus Calories, that equals to 2 pounds worth fatty added to your belly son. It's called a family meal for a reason.
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            • ThaTopMoron
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 04-30-10
              • 27016

              #7
              Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
              I've eaten many whole pizzas by myself but the big dinner box is the new standard for being a pig

              For only 20 bucks for normal people or 9 bucks + points for SBR degens (15 SBR gift card + 5 bucks + 2 bucks 2 liter + 2 bucks tax + no tip ) you can have one of these delivered to your home

              It consists of 2 square medium pizzas, 5 bread sticks and 8 wings. Were you to have this for dinner and down it with a 2 liter you could literally eat one meal every 3 days and not lose weight, that's right this "dinner box" and 2 liter coke contains 6000 calories (recommended daily intake of 2000 calories).

              Think about the savings you degens could have on food, literally 300 SBR points + 18 bucks could feed you for a week

              There is on reason for an SBR degen to ever go hungry, 18 bucks and a quick google search during SBR trivia will insure you are full all week long

              reminds me of that smart car commercial... every body in the entire 30 seconds is just saying BIG... BIG ...BIG....BIG....BIG....BIG...BIG..... until the end and this skinny dude looks out at a smart car and has an epiphany says "small"... to end it.

              you can go ahead and eat something like this all by yourself... or try... and + a 2 liter by yourself?

              how early are you planning on dying son ?
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              • CollegeOverUnder
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-20-10
                • 5520

                #8
                wow I can't wait to get one thats a really good deal for $20 bones
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                • bettilimbroke999
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-04-08
                  • 13254

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CollegeOverUnder
                  wow I can't wait to get one thats a really good deal for $20 bones
                  I must say for 20 bucks it IS a great deal, clearly not for one individual (unless you plan on only eating one meal every 3 days) but if you get a couple friends that's a fuckin huge amount of food for only 20 bucks
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                  • pacers101
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 03-07-11
                    • 603

                    #10
                    can you combine gift cards. then it'd be free.
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                    • thadchr
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-18-08
                      • 1335

                      #11
                      I've ordered this twice. Both times, I put a layer of paper towels under the box and grease STILL seeped through to the table.
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                      • bb_skoots
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-04-11
                        • 1088

                        #12
                        Pizza hut will kill their customers off at an early age with this crap.
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                        • TodayIsForgotten
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 06-19-06
                          • 534

                          #13
                          a great deal if you're a heffer and a half-stepper. This is ridiculous. No man, let alone men should eat this box. Stick to snatch, fellas.
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                          • doublej95
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-26-10
                            • 14094

                            #14
                            maybe the big box pizza is what did ttwarrior in.
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                            • HoulihansTX
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 02-12-09
                              • 30566

                              #15
                              This is one of those meals that if eaten directly B4 sleeping, you will wake up feeling horrible.
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                              • bettilimbroke999
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-04-08
                                • 13254

                                #16
                                With meals like this fat people will never lose weight

                                "Hey I've been dieting all week, I think I'll celebrate with a treat of one of those big dinner boxes, its prolly got what like 1500 calories or something"

                                2 months later

                                "Damn, I've been dieting for 2 months straight, I only treat myself to one big meal a week and have gained weight, I guess I just have slow metabolism"
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                                • numismatist
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-02-11
                                  • 2192

                                  #17
                                  Dont forget, tomato sauce is a vegetable, according to the Department of Health and Human Services.
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                                  • King Mayan
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-22-10
                                    • 21326

                                    #18
                                    betbroke, you fat bastard, stop eating all that bullshit.
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                                    • griz
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-27-11
                                      • 3647

                                      #19
                                      i just got a boner seeing this
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                                      • numismatist
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 10-02-11
                                        • 2192

                                        #20
                                        Does Pizza Hut still use an oil based plastic as "cheese"?
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                                        • Dirty Sanchez
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-01-10
                                          • 16031

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by King Mayan
                                          betbroke, you fat bastard, stop eating all that bullshit.
                                          I'm with ya King...just finished a workout...no friggin processed trash in this body


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                                          • Landscaper
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-12-10
                                            • 2712

                                            #22
                                            I just shit myself just from looking at that mess
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                                            • bettilimbroke999
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-04-08
                                              • 13254

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by King Mayan
                                              betbroke, you fat bastard, stop eating all that bullshit.
                                              Me and creature just finished off a big dinner box each, we're wondering if you all could send us a bunch of points to buy more big boxes as an incentive to lose weight
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                                              • bettilimbroke999
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-04-08
                                                • 13254

                                                #24
                                                Here's a video for you all to have perspective, for a 5000 calorie meal (6000 if you wash it down with a 2 Liter) its not quite as big as I thought. I could polish one of these off.

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                                                • JimmysEgo
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 06-07-10
                                                  • 1201

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by bb_skoots
                                                  Pizza hut will kill their customers off at an early age with this crap.
                                                  by the time their loyal customers die, those customer's kids will be addicted (and fat), it's a cycle.
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