What do I need to do to start being a bookie....

**Thor4140** · 03-30-09, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid

what the hell do i do, i need to start something for a secondary income and i figure why the hell not, ant tips or links would be much appreciated, thanks, Nicky I read u have a little past, so hook it up, Thanks guys...

If u have to ask then maybe this isn't ur cup of tea.

**unde0087** · 03-30-09, 07:20 PM

you have to be smart and be good at math, i am not sure you qualify, I mean aren't you the one that was fighting with Creditwager about not even knowing the rules to overtime? and you want to be a bookie now? unreal

**jjgold** · 03-30-09, 07:20 PM

Do you like Jail???

**sallysnax8** · 03-30-09, 07:22 PM

do u have 15k bankroll to pay out??

**The HG** · 03-30-09, 07:41 PM

First off, before you talk about anything else, you gotta have that deep down desire to get paid. You gotta want that money. You gotta see that cash and think "yo that cash gonna be mines, I don't know how, but I'ma git it, trust me, I'm a git it"

You got that feeling inside you son?

**fiveteamer** · 03-30-09, 07:46 PM

I'm a part time bookie on the side. The key is to only take action from stupid asians who bet on hockey and NLL and MLS.

god bless

**Bread** · 03-30-09, 07:49 PM

Hire muscle because everyone TRIES to find a way not to pay.

Key word - TRIES. That's where the muscle comes in.

**Justin7** · 03-30-09, 07:50 PM

How is your Tae Kwon Do? Or Ju Jitsu? For locals, the players need to know their guy is serious about getting paid. You need to set an image the first week you're in business.

First week, I'd pick a guy - make an example of him. It doesn't matter if he owes you, as long as people see you thrash him. If you want to soften a guy up but not do any real damage, stick to rib shots and punches above/below the eyes. It will look really bad but will heal up with no complications unless you break something. Stay away from the knees and elbows though - it's too easy to really screw someone up. If he has to go to the hospital, the police might get involved.

If you follow those steps towards reputation building, you might not need stage 2 PR for a couple years.

**Shortstop** · 03-30-09, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do you like Jail???

Don't do it. There are too many snitches out there. Look how many are here at this forum.

**flyingillini** · 03-30-09, 07:54 PM

unreal

**bmw530i** · 03-30-09, 07:56 PM

Yup, alot of great points in this thread. North Jersey you have to knock on there front door in the broad daylight and collect, collect at place of employment, For all slowpays and no pays revert to Justins post.

**InTheHole** · 03-30-09, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

you have to be smart and be good at math, i am not sure you qualify, I mean aren't you the one that was fighting with Creditwager about not even knowing the rules to overtime? and you want to be a bookie now? unreal

**Fischnasty** · 03-30-09, 08:24 PM

**Slim** · 03-30-09, 08:29 PM

Grade wagers correctly. Not like at Diamond Sportsbook where if you win you don't because you have to fight 2 weeks and counting with them just to fix a wager graded wrong.

**MJFtheGenius** · 03-30-09, 11:35 PM

get a seperate cell phone just for your book

**MJFtheGenius** · 03-30-09, 11:36 PM

and don't worry about cops

bottomline is they dont care as long as you are smalltime kid

and if you know any cops ask them what kind of trouble you could get into

they should be cool about it and may even want to place a few wagers with you

**RogueJuror** · 03-31-09, 06:44 AM

give it a try ijustwant2bpaid, live your dream

**CS-Cedrick** · 03-31-09, 06:45 AM

You need CS

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 04:06 AM

You see, when it comes to betting I am strictly a poker player hence my dispute with cw, That was my shot at sbetting besides the small bet with match or bmaker every once in awhile. And look at the outcome of my cw situation, my mouth got me out of it...
Anyone else here had cw tell them to keep the money they owed to become a nicer person?

That is where I need to direct my anger is to these god damn stiffs that roam the streets. As far as the police go, I live by a very strict motto, Fukk the police, and fukk snitches, if your one or both or down with one or both then fukk u 2.(why i dont like sammy boy, he even says I will tell on u , what a pussy). ...tell on me sammy boy and see what happens. And I have family in a well respected street "organization" that could plausibly collect for a small %. I just need to have method behind the madness, as long as I can keep the money owed, u bet your ass it will be collected. As far as lines go, I'll just pump em up to a gross figure and take bets from rich little dickholes that have no other choice. U See I don't really bet sports, but with a -7, -110 at -8.5, -115, I don't see myself losing on too regular of a basis, sure I might have a bad run but come the fukk on.. As far as my roll goes, u think like 10k has a chance at holding up, what kind of limits would I have to impose on my players. I am a core-business accounting major and my math is ok but i am no wizard.(quickbooks is my best friend) Thing is I just moved to an area sorrounded by rich white kids, kinda like sammy boy, but alot richer. I think they will build up some pretty nice debts pretty quick, But of course all bets taken would be outside of the usa...for u snitches..like sammy.. but just some ideas let me know what u guys think.. not a chance huh,for u haters, get out of my threads u nancy fukks. I have awesome customer service by the way..lol. And all info is just being obtained strictly for educational purposes only.. I do not intend to actually take any wagers, but am gaining knowledge for a basic analysis of a false scenario.<--for the haters

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 04:14 AM

Originally posted by unde0087

you have to be smart and be good at math, i am not sure you qualify, I mean aren't you the one that was fighting with Creditwager about not even knowing the rules to overtime? and you want to be a bookie now? unreal

What r u ?, some middle aged single guy im guessing, go blow sammy boy or something and quit hating on us guys that do get laid and have motivation and years ahead of em huh. My shitt alone would scare u away u little homo, so stay away, trust me, stay away... U even have an education little guy, My MBA most likely doubles your education so like I said, keep your comments for little guys like sammy that can only run to a moderator of an online website. I don't bet alot for a good reason,.. your life..lol..sorry I didn't read a stupid rule that didn't end up costing me anyways. But ill make sure to enforce it sticking to standard vegas rules of course. Now what the hell does being mistaken about a rule have to do with being smart? 20 years of school and I have some wad questioning my authority, hah...

**poker_dummy101** · 04-01-09, 04:38 AM

Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid

What r ?, some middle aged single guy im guessing, go blow sammy boy or something and quit hating on us guys that do get laid and have motivation and years ahead of em huh. My shitt alone would scare u away u little homo, so stay away, trust me, stay away... U even have an education little guy, My MBA most likely doubles your education so like I said, keep your comments for little guys like sammy that can only run to a moderator of an online website. I don't bet alot for a good reason,.. your life..lol..sorry I didn't read a stupid rule that didn't end up costing me anyways. But ill make sure to enforce it sticking to standard vegas rules of course. Now what the hell does being mistaken about a rule have to do with being smart? 20 years of school and I have some wad questioning my authority, hah...

This guy might be the dumbest poster on SBR.

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 04:38 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do you like Jail???

nope jj, u r correct for once, god damn i wish u weren't swinging for the pink team lately, cause i respected u.

I would need to build myself a nice little triangle of workers, college kids would be great targets, I have a few I trust that I have done business with in the past that would jump at the chance for an easy dollar. I would just need to stay out out of the spotlight and make a nice little pyrimid that would collapse on someone else before it could collapse on me. So one main guy under me, a seperate location for paperwork and pc data, a few phones under the name of sammy the great, and my boy tupac, and a chickenshit to pin everything too, not too difficult.

for the haters---> I am just thinking of what it would take for a winning operation, I do not intend to start anything I am only thinking what it would take to run a profitable organization outside of the U.S.A.

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 04:40 AM

Originally posted by poker_dummy101

This guy might be the dumbest poster on SBR.

I would say I most likely have one of the only Masters in Business Admin as well.

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 04:43 AM

Originally posted by poker_dummy101

This guy might be the dumbest poster on SBR.

To Fishnasty, and inthehole as well as yourself I love u haters, your hate drives me..,ty all

...
Now go make a thread and label it "im a bitch ass hater", and post your ass off because that is where u all belong...

lolololol...
I forgot you were the one pist I was lagging in the tourney, your a moron, you lost and u even tracked me down to hate more, god I love it.. Look whos on the leaderboard poker dumbass, im abbasabba remember that name u fukk... like I told u b4, your name says it all...

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 04:48 AM

Originally posted by RogueJuror

give it a try ijustwant2bpaid, live your dream

Thanks RJ, sorry if i ever said anything bad about ya, you wander the world and enjoy life, your a good man..

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 04:52 AM

Originally posted by MJFtheGenius

and don't worry about cops

bottomline is they dont care as long as you are smalltime kid

and if you know any cops ask them what kind of trouble you could get into

they should be cool about it and may even want to place a few wagers with you

Ty, Justin and anyone that supports a mind in progress..seems u guys are winners as well, better then these degenerates that seem to be the ones hating on me.

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by unde0087

you have to be smart and be good at math, i am not sure you qualify, I mean aren't you the one that was fighting with Creditwager about not even knowing the rules to overtime? and you want to be a bookie now? unreal

see, i even skipped the whole, become a degenerate gambler and go broke stage your life is trapped in, Straight to the top of the pyramid for this winner,

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 04:58 AM

Originally posted by fiveteamer

I'm a part time bookie on the side. The key is to only take action from stupid asians who bet on hockey and NLL and MLS.

god bless

nice tips,ty, I actually have alot of those little bastards swarming the campuses in my area as well, good idea.

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 05:00 AM

Originally posted by The HG

First off, before you talk about anything else, you gotta have that deep down desire to get paid. You gotta want that money. You gotta see that cash and think "yo that cash gonna be mines, I don't know how, but I'ma git it, trust me, I'm a git it"

You got that feeling inside you son?

Every second of every day.. u write how I think sitting sober and awake at 3am... that cash is all gunna be mines my ninja!!!

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 05:03 AM

Originally posted by Justin7

How is your Tae Kwon Do? Or Ju Jitsu? For locals, the players need to know their guy is serious about getting paid. You need to set an image the first week you're in business.

First week, I'd pick a guy - make an example of him. It doesn't matter if he owes you, as long as people see you thrash him. If you want to soften a guy up but not do any real damage, stick to rib shots and punches above/below the eyes. It will look really bad but will heal up with no complications unless you break something. Stay away from the knees and elbows though - it's too easy to really screw someone up. If he has to go to the hospital, the police might get involved.

If you follow those steps towards reputation building, you might not need stage 2 PR for a couple years.

I will make sure to forward this to my collections dept. ty Justin, thing is I dont think anyone in my collections dept knows how to use a computer, maybe ill print it out, lol but ty..

**poker_dummy101** · 04-01-09, 05:06 AM

Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid

I love the haters, your hate drives me..,ty all

lolololol...
I forgot you were the one pist I was lagging in the tourney, your a moron, you lost and u even tracked me down to hate more, god I love it.. Look whos on the leaderboard poker dumbass, im abbasabba remember that name u fukk... like I told u b4, your name says it all...

I like how you commented twice on my post. Sounds like you have some anger issues aside from your inability to grasp common sense.

You sure are happy about being on the leaderboard for having a masters in business administration. The pay is so low you need to timebank every hand in the tourney? I guess it doesn't teach how you to spell the word "pyramid", or let you know that OT is included in 2nd half wagers. Furthermore, it doesn't teach you that if you have an advantage in a poker tournament, you WANT the blinds lower, not to time down so the blinds get higher. By doing that, you are creating higher variance. I am sure this was all taught to you in school, somehow it got lost along the way.

Oh, and by the way, my name is ahead of yours on the leaderboard.. just fyi.

Oh wow, spelled pyramid right in a later post..impressive

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 05:23 AM

refer to "im a bitch ass hater" thread with this crap, I will no longer waste my time redirecting this bs...

**InTheHole** · 04-01-09, 05:32 AM

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 04-01-09, 05:36 AM

inthehole, that actually is funny, but again i am no longer responding to these threads please redirect to the thread mentioned above.. and im in San Diego if your ever in the area and feeling frogish...

p.s. to all the dickwad haters, i started a thread labeled, how many haters can i gather in one thread? please leave your bitch ass comments there from now on, thanks... I would like to organize your hate from now on to fuel my fire. I run on that bs.