Review of "Two for the Money"

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  • Michael_G
    SBR Rookie
    • 09-05-05
    • 18

    #1
    Review of "Two for the Money"
    Let me begin with the fact that I have been gambling since I was about 13 (I'm 44) and have been exposed to anything and everything in the world of sports and more to the point, sports gambling. I've also been an actor for 10 years. That being said, I went into this movie with modest expectations but nevertheless an open mind. Well, this movie was what I expected. I wanted to like it, I really did, but this movie was terrible and if you didn't know anything about sports 'touts' you would have thought it was even worse. Al Pacino is the somewhat sleazy 'Jim Feist' like tout and Matthew McConaughey plays the part of the ex-football player turned game picking prodigy. McConaughey is recruited by Pacino to work for him and promptly goes 9-2 and 12-0 and 8-2 and so on. To make a long story short, at the end when things turn sour he goes 2-11 and 1-9. Never an in-between. To summarize, this is a poor man's "Boiler Room" and even steals the cliche where the client who is raking in the profits in the beginning, loses everything in the end and calls crying to McConaughey about how he ruined his life and he lost everything and he was going to be married...
    Boiler Room did it all so much better. This movie had no real plot and other than Pacino and McConaughey, there was no other character development nor any other sub-plots. I could give you plenty more wrong with this movie but don't want to give away too much (that is if you still want to see it). On a positive note though, McConaughey gave a pretty darn good performance and seemed like a guy who had played sports (in both senses of the word). Never thought I'd say this, but you'd be better off saving the money for tickets and popcorn and spending it on Jim Feist's 'Monday Night Madness' bailout play or whatever the hell he calls it. Ok, on second thought maybe not.
  • Razz
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-22-05
    • 5632

    #2
    Thanks for the review. You have to wonder after the timing of the release of the movie. Most people who would want to see it are sports fans, and they released it on one of the biggest sports weekends of the year. I'm sure I'll see this at some point, as I sort of like McConaughey, and obviously like sports gambling. But, I am not expecting much.
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    • tacomax
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-10-05
      • 9619

      #3
      Originally posted by pags11
      SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
      Originally posted by BuddyBear
      I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
      Originally posted by curious
      taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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      • pags11
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-18-05
        • 12264

        #4
        I saw it last night and liked it...you will obviously appreciate it more if you are a sports gambler...
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        • OldeTymePlaya
          SBR Sharp
          • 09-14-05
          • 294

          #5
          I've heard a lot bad about it
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          • pags11
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-18-05
            • 12264

            #6
            I believe it's definitely worth seeing...
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            • dacanesrule74
              SBR Hustler
              • 10-12-05
              • 59

              #7
              I just saw it last night and really liked it...but it was kinda slow moving....really have to be a sports gambler to really get into this movie.
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              • Brick Tamland
                SBR MVP
                • 08-12-05
                • 1336

                #8
                I think this was a hard sell for them. Think about it... Gambling is fackin boring unless you are the one laying the money. Ever go to the casino and blow out early and have to sit there behind your buddy watching him split 7s at the BJ table?? Its fackin torture. At times you say [do this or don't do that] and then you realize you just don't care!

                All these gambling movies go no where unless there are evil characters or some crime plot involved and thats just not good for the business. A real gambling or stock movie would involve a lot of math and no one wants to see that except the minority...the few people that actually do it.
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                • Brick Tamland
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-12-05
                  • 1336

                  #9
                  Also...I havent seen this flick but wasnt it missing a hot leading lady? Isnt Rene Russo like 60?

                  Crappy movies like fast and furious and into the blue sell some tickets just for that.
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                  • pags11
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-18-05
                    • 12264

                    #10
                    brick, russo has definitely passed her experation date...I like the Fast and the Furios movies by the way...lol...if you want to see something funny, check out:

                    brandanlang.com

                    the guy is still selling his picks, with no shame...terrible...
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                    • ChuckyTheGoat
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 04-04-11
                      • 36646

                      #11
                      You know what...TFTM will never be confused as an Oscar Best Picture. But it could have been much worse. Actually pretty entertaining and some realism.

                      They missed the boat on the Pacino guarantee. But overall, I give TFTM a positive review. Thumbs-up. Many funny scenes.
                      Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                      • ChuckyTheGoat
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 04-04-11
                        • 36646

                        #12
                        Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                        • ChuckyTheGoat
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 04-04-11
                          • 36646

                          #13
                          Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                          • rjt721
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-06-07
                            • 7929

                            #14
                            Impressive bump.

                            Train wreck of a movie.
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                            • ehp6737
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-11-08
                              • 4185

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat

                              You realize you just bumped a 6 year old thread to defend one of the worst movies of all time? Certainly the worst gambling movie of all time. Keep up the good work
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                              • Reload
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-23-08
                                • 12244

                                #16
                                "Gambling is not your problem...it's this fukked up need to feel something..."

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                                • spankie
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-10-11
                                  • 9992

                                  #17
                                  i thought this movie was shit.
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                                  • bobby heenan
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 03-20-09
                                    • 4120

                                    #18
                                    id rather see bobby review a fuckin nestle crunch bar
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                                    • stevek173
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-29-08
                                      • 27598

                                      #19
                                      poty hands down
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                                      • HoulihansTX
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 02-12-09
                                        • 30566

                                        #20
                                        The part where B-Lang got pissed on in the park was a nice payoff for such a shit movie.
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                                        • stevek173
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-29-08
                                          • 27598

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by HoulihansTX
                                          The part where B-Lang got pissed on in the park was a nice payoff for such a shit movie.
                                          That's one of my favorite scenes in any movie ever, good call.
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                                          • Sam Odom
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 10-30-05
                                            • 58063

                                            #22
                                            Al is washed up (sad to say)
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                                            • Walter Abrams
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 11-07-11
                                              • 265

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Michael_G
                                              Let me begin with the fact that I have been gambling since I was about 13 (I'm 44) and have been exposed to anything and everything in the world of sports and more to the point, sports gambling. I've also been an actor for 10 years. That being said, I went into this movie with modest expectations but nevertheless an open mind. Well, this movie was what I expected. I wanted to like it, I really did, but this movie was terrible and if you didn't know anything about sports 'touts' you would have thought it was even worse. Al Pacino is the somewhat sleazy 'Jim Feist' like tout and Matthew McConaughey plays the part of the ex-football player turned game picking prodigy. McConaughey is recruited by Pacino to work for him and promptly goes 9-2 and 12-0 and 8-2 and so on. To make a long story short, at the end when things turn sour he goes 2-11 and 1-9. Never an in-between. To summarize, this is a poor man's "Boiler Room" and even steals the cliche where the client who is raking in the profits in the beginning, loses everything in the end and calls crying to McConaughey about how he ruined his life and he lost everything and he was going to be married...
                                              Boiler Room did it all so much better. This movie had no real plot and other than Pacino and McConaughey, there was no other character development nor any other sub-plots. I could give you plenty more wrong with this movie but don't want to give away too much (that is if you still want to see it). On a positive note though, McConaughey gave a pretty darn good performance and seemed like a guy who had played sports (in both senses of the word). Never thought I'd say this, but you'd be better off saving the money for tickets and popcorn and spending it on Jim Feist's 'Monday Night Madness' bailout play or whatever the hell he calls it. Ok, on second thought maybe not.
                                              You gamble to lose my son.
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                                              • Walter Abrams
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 11-07-11
                                                • 265

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Reload
                                                "Gambling is not your problem...it's this fukked up need to feel something..."

                                                They will never learn.
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                                                • stevek173
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                  • 27598

                                                  #25
                                                  I hope someone pees on me within 15 days.
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                                                  • VegasInsider
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 12-12-10
                                                    • 14593

                                                    #26
                                                    Fukking movie blows. Huge blemish on Paccino's great resume. Pretty typical for M.M.
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                                                    • Walter Abrams
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 11-07-11
                                                      • 265

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by VegasInsider
                                                      Fukking movie blows. Huge blemish on Paccino's great resume. Pretty typical for M.M.
                                                      You're upset because you gamble to lose and were informed about that.
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                                                      • rjt721
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-06-07
                                                        • 7929

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                        Al is washed up (sad to say)
                                                        Couldn't believe he agreed to be in that stupid Sandler movie.
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                                                        • stevek173
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 27598

                                                          #29
                                                          I hope someone pees on me within 15 minutes.
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                                                          • Brock Landers
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 06-30-08
                                                            • 45360

                                                            #30
                                                            not a terrible movie, at least they went into sports betting
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                                                            • rjt721
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 02-06-07
                                                              • 7929

                                                              #31
                                                              R Kelly will piss on you.
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                                                              • stevek173
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 03-29-08
                                                                • 27598

                                                                #32
                                                                Lol yeah he would.
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                                                                • Cash King Inc.
                                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                                  • 12-10-11
                                                                  • 25

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by VegasInsider
                                                                  Fukking movie blows. Huge blemish on Paccino's great resume. Pretty typical for M.M.
                                                                  I guess you havn't seen 88 Minutes.
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                                                                  • Brock Landers
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 06-30-08
                                                                    • 45360

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Cash King Inc.
                                                                    I guess you havn't seen 88 Minutes.
                                                                    or Righteous kill

                                                                    WTF ever happened to the good pacino??
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                                                                    • stevek173
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                                      • 27598

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Righteous Kill was AWFUL good call Brock

                                                                      Pacino has been shit since Heat
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