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[Fire in da hole]

P.S. sick brag about overpaying your mortgage co. because theres no fkn way that shack is worth more than 2 40ozs and a pack of Kools per month

SA with a first round KO...

Hard to be a "Big Timer" sitting at the poker table with $16.71

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Jesus....you guys stalk much

[bobbywaves]

SA with a first round KO...

Hard to be a "Big Timer" sitting at the poker table with $16.71

Who claimed to be a "big timer"? Fact of the matter is I turned a measly $20 deposit into $740 currently. Something you & DullAngles could never do, with your lack of poker skills. Bunch of jealous broke dikks, who only play for pts & still can't generate.

[Auto Donk]

waves: sbr's lowest hangin' pinata.....

[bobbywaves]

P.S. sick brag about overpaying your mortgage co. because theres no fkn way that shack is worth more than 2 40ozs and a pack of Kools per month

I see you like watching Waves, so you can learn how to play poker & generate here. You've been here almost 3 years & still haven't cashed in from the store, how pathetic. Congrats, you're one of the few broke dikks whose pro membership is -EV.

With a max buy in of $10, thanks for proving Waves wins whether it be cash or pts.

[Fire in da hole]

Who claimed to be a "big timer"? Fact of the matter is I turned a measly $20 deposit into $544 currently. Something you & DullAngles could never do, with your lack of poker skills. Bunch of jealous broke dikks, who only play for pts & still can't generate.

biach please, the fact I generally carry more cash in my wallet than you put down on your house proves that you're the broke dik fuk

The fact that you deposited $20 into your poker account is not only comical, but proves you are a broke dik fuk. I mean, only a broke dik fuk would only deposit $20. This screams degen loser.

The fact you were a shill for a scam sportbook, proves you are a broke dik fuk

The fact you bought a home for $55k in the fukn projects, proves you are a broke dik fuk

I could continue to go on and get more specific. However....

Anytime you want to grow a pair of balls and compare net worth, I'll gladly wager with you, broke dik fuk.

[bobbywaves]

waves: sbr's lowest hangin' pinata.....

Take a swing Donkey & try to bust this Pinata, since you can't bust me on poker table.

[bobbywaves]

The fact that you deposited $20 into your poker account is not only comical, but proves you are a broke dik fuk. I mean, only a broke dik fuk would only deposit $20. This screams degen loser.

So according to your ignorant theory, Chris Ferguson is a broke dikk fukk degen loser: http://www.pokerkingblog.com/2007/04...w-you-can-too/

The fact you bought a home for $55k in the fukn projects, proves you are a broke dik fuk

Don't live in the "projects," but keep proving your ignorance.

I could continue to go on and get more specific. However....

However what? Please continue to embarrass yourself.

[SharpAngles]

Jesus....you guys stalk much

Small b posts this stuff himself because he believes a $500 balance impresses anyone. Public record posted back in November in this thread http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...al-thread.html

Who claimed to be a "big timer"? Fact of the matter is I turned a measly $20 deposit into $544 currently. Something you & DullAngles could never do, with your lack of poker skills. Bunch of jealous broke dikks, who only play for pts & still can't generate.

You posted that PS screen in November so congrats on making 34 dollars in 2 months? Wish I had your poker skills

I see you like watching Waves, so you can learn how to play poker & generate here. You've been here almost 3 years & still haven't cashed in from the store, how pathetic. Congrats, you're one of the few broke dikks whose pro membership is -EV.

With a max buy in of $10, thanks for proving Waves wins whether it be cash or pts.

How am I supposed to get my Segway if I cashout for fast food coupons? I use American dollars for my purchases but thanks for your concern.

And LOL you're so funny small b, nice $6.71 heater there

[bobbywaves]

Small b posts this stuff himself because he believes a $500 balance impresses anyone. Public record posted back in November in this thread http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/poker/3340669-pokerstars-nj-official-thread.html







You posted that PS screen in November so congrats on making 34 dollars in 2 months? Wish I had your poker skills

Apparently you never read 2nd page of your linked thread.

How am I supposed to get my Segway if I cashout for fast food coupons?

Segway? Fast food coupons? You can't, you're setting goals way too high. You proved in the last 3 years you're incapable of generating pts to cash out anything, much less a Segway.

[downsouth]

Don't live in the "projects," but keep proving your ignorance.

Zip Code 08611 *100 is the national average.
Crime Index
*Crime data is calculated at city level

Violent Crime	327.52%
Murder	416.11%
Forcible Rape	0.00%
Robbery	471.76%
Aggr. Assault	276.91%
Property Crime	166.05%
Burglary	187.53%
Larceny Theft	52.78%
Vehicle Theft	257.84%

*100 is national avg. Greater than 100 means higher crime, lower means less crime.

• [*=center]Total Crime Index
  [*=center]Violent Crime Index

[bobbywaves]

DS, thanks for proving there's no forcible rapes in Trenton & half the national average of larceny thefts.

[Fire in da hole]

So according to your ignorant theory, Chris Ferguson is a broke dikk fukk degen loser: http://www.pokerkingblog.com/2007/04...w-you-can-too/

This is hilarious. Only in your screwed up head could anyone even mention this comparison on a monetary level. However, you two could easily be compared on a piece of shit scammer level. You for pumping that scam book on all of the forums while Chris was scamming full-tilt poker players.

Don't live in the "projects," but keep proving your ignorance.

Aside from the stats DS posted above that would tent to lean otherwise, I highly doubt there are any $55k homes NOT located in the middle of the fkn ghetto. Hell, people in government housing is calling you a broke dik

Its funny how you so conveniently skimmed over the part where I called you a shill or where I challenged you to disclose assets.

You have a sad life thinking SBR betpoints are the creme de la creme

[downsouth]

DS, thanks for proving there's no forcible rapes in Trenton & half the national average of larceny thefts.

No forcible rapes, your shirt over head picture floated around gave most women the heads up to stay away.

[bobbywaves]

This is hilarious. Only in your screwed up head could anyone even mention this comparison on a monetary level. However, you two could easily be compared on a piece of shit scammer level. You for pumping that scam book on all of the forums while Chris was scamming full-tilt poker players.

Aside from the stats DS posted above that would tent to lean otherwise, I highly doubt there are any $55k homes NOT located in the middle of the fkn ghetto. Hell, people in government housing is calling you a broke dik

Its funny how you so conveniently skimmed over the part where I called you a shill or where I challenged you to disclose assets.

You have a sad life thinking SBR betpoints are the creme de la creme

Funny how you edited 2 posts in this thread, leaving both posts blank.

Funny how you troll a poker forum when you apparently don't even play poker. Don't see any poker badges, so if you do play you totally suck.

[Fire in da hole]

Funny how you edited 2 posts in this thread, leaving both posts blank.

Funny how you troll a poker forum when you apparently don't even play poker. Don't see any poker badges, so if you do play you totally suck.

I'm sure you know exactly what I posted in the blank post. It was up for hours, but you were nowhere to be found in this thread. Probably, because the post was about you, your linkedin account, facebook account, New Jersey records showing your broke ass house on Whittaker ave amongst other things.

i haven't played any poker on SBR since early November, hence no badges.

Enlighten me as to what poker forum I troll

[bobbywaves]

No forcible rapes, your shirt over head picture floated around gave most women the heads up to stay away.

Hmmm, then I'm not sure why women flooded my inbox looking to hook up.

[big joe 1212]

I thought this thread was about the poker tourney. It derailed, crashed and burned.

[Auto Donk]

Take a swing Donkey & try to bust this Pinata, since you can't bust me on poker table.

dickhead, ur suckout ass busted out before I could knock you the fuk out on my way to once again winning, and once again appearing way above you on the leaderboard.....

does your neck hurt, fukstick scammer? (you're always lookin' up at me!!!!)

first, from last night, when you couldn't suck out twice in a row and failed miserably as usual, having to suck Donk balls:










and, second, you've been sucking Donk Balls all year:





oops!!!! Fukface scameagle section-8 ghetto livin' waves is, as usual, nowhere to be found on the yearly leaderboard while Donk's on cruise control as usual, despite already playing five to six less trnys this year than your sorry ass......


learn how to play before you open your big fukkin' mouth waves.....


too bad you're too much of a pussy to show up at the Bash.... I'd kick your ass and brand an "I love Donk" t-shirt symbol on your f'n forehead......

ps sbr, i noticed your 2017 leaderboard still says "2016"

[USCPHILLYGUY]

hoooly fuk who's that in 14th spot with only 3 cashes

[bobbywaves]

Donkey, talk to me at years end. You won't be in top 15 & I will as usual. Solicit a loan broke dikk & post up you pussy, we can bet on it.

[SharpAngles]

I thought this thread was about the poker tourney. It derailed, crashed and burned.

small b brings out the best in all of us

[bobbywaves]

small b brings out the best in all of us

Yeah, I'm like Tom Brady. I make the people around me much better.

[downsouth]

Yeah, I'm like Tom Brady.

If Tom Brady lived in his doghouse and had to put open advertisements of free rent in exchange for sex.

[bobbywaves]

If Tom Brady lived in his doghouse

When Gisele is mad, Tom's in the doghouse.

and had to put open advertisements of free rent in exchange for sex.

Tommy has done many advertisements, offers Gisele free rent, & bangs her silly as well.

[SharpAngles]

Appropriate you'd compare yourself to the NFL QB who deflates balls small b. Tommys were NFL regulation though and we all know yours are gloryhole customers

[Auto Donk]

If Tom Brady lived in his doghouse and had to put open advertisements of free rent in exchange for sex.

waves is so delusional he has convinced himself that Tom landed Gisele on mingle 2 with an ad identical to his.....

[sam9ball]

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/3356887-2017-sbr-bash-itinerary-sbr-pro-party-punta-cana.html

[Auto Donk]

someone send me a few photos of what the chips the hard rock will be using in the trny look like; I will order up a bunch of duplicates, and give out extra $1k and $5k trny chips to anyone wearing a Donk tshirt

used this tactic years ago at the swinger's club trny I often took down.... the key is to get your extra chips back off the table before it is "colored up".....

the one time my wife lost ten blue $1k chips due to not getting them back prior to them being removed, the game runners obviously knew some shit was going down..... they couldn't fit all the f'n extras in their damn chip case.....

[bobbywaves]

Enlighten me as to what poker forum I troll

Sure, you troll the SBR poker forum. Since you obviously don't play poker, you have absolutely no business in this poker forum. You belong in Players Talk, with the rest of the trolls.

[Fire in da hole]

Sure, you troll the SBR poker forum. Since you obviously don't play poker, you have absolutely no business in this poker forum. You belong in Players Talk, with the rest of the trolls.

Hey dumbfuk, this thread is pinned at the top of players talk, which is where I saw it. God, fkn IQ of lukewarm water.

Since you mention trolls, like 7 people post in the poker subforum, so if anyone would be considered a troll, it would be your potbelly ratbag ass.
Get a fkn clue before you attempt to call someone out

[Auto Donk]

No forcible rapes, your shirt over head picture floated around gave most women the heads up to stay away.

this is the absolute funniest thing I've read on sbr since at least the new year, if not before....

[bobbywaves]

this thread is pinned at the top of players talk, which is where I saw it.

Trolls frequent PT, so I wouldn't know. This is a poker related thread & it's in the poker forum, where thread belongs. Since you don't play poker by your own admission, you shouldn't have interest in thread.

[bobbywaves]

I'm sure you know exactly what I posted in the blank post.

I have no clue what you posted, as your two posts were edited. Why did you feel the need to edit two posts, leaving both posts completely blank?

It was up for hours, but you were nowhere to be found in this thread.

Of course I was nowhere to be found for the hours you claim posts were up, since I'm not on here 24/7 like you.

[Fire in da hole]

Trolls frequent PT, so I wouldn't know. This is a poker related thread & it's in the poker forum, where thread belongs. Since you don't play poker by your own admission, you shouldn't have interest in thread.

Look at the bottom of the page dip shit, if its was just a "Poker" thread, it would say "poker" instead of "Players Talk"..

Ironically, the person who is calling someone else a troll is the one who is actually doing the trolling by continuously checking a thread about the Bash poker tourny, when said broke dik is not going..