Dear Peter Dunn & Albert Wood (inventors of Viagra),
As someone that has tried your product, I am quite disturbed by some of the myths your product has created. I am writing to you today to see if you can debunk some of these myths.
1. (Men that take Viagra wear their old wedding tuxedo before sex, and MUST carry their spouse up a long flight of stairs as foreplay). I have never owned a tuxedo, and if I tried to lift the woman I had "tried" Viagra with, I probably would be taking that other blue V pill...Vicodin. Please stop showing these ads. Thank you.
2. (Men on Viagra are always smiling). Taking Viagra is like smoking crack with a hard-on. I wasn't smiling. I was lucky my teeth weren't grinding against my upper lip when I took the damn thing. My face felt and looked like a steroid abusing tomato. No smiling for me. Now DURING the Viagra experience, I may have been smiling, but that was because the voices in my head were telling Helen Keller jokes.
3. ( Elvis likes Viagra) NO MORE Elvis songs when you are selling your product. Elvis would not have used Viagra. He liked other meds. He would be more likely to have sex with a peanut butter and banana sandwich (as long as it was 15 or younger) than have sex on Viagra. No more Viva Viagra...PLEASE!!
4. ( stop glossing over the side effects) Erections lasting 6 hours are not to be taken lightly. ( pardon the pun). More people should know that taking Viagra can lead to your lower extremities doing its best imitation of a Nintendo Wii Joystick. I could say more, but I am still waiting to come down after my last dose.
Thank you once again for your time. Keep "up" the good work.
Christopher
As someone that has tried your product, I am quite disturbed by some of the myths your product has created. I am writing to you today to see if you can debunk some of these myths.
1. (Men that take Viagra wear their old wedding tuxedo before sex, and MUST carry their spouse up a long flight of stairs as foreplay). I have never owned a tuxedo, and if I tried to lift the woman I had "tried" Viagra with, I probably would be taking that other blue V pill...Vicodin. Please stop showing these ads. Thank you.
2. (Men on Viagra are always smiling). Taking Viagra is like smoking crack with a hard-on. I wasn't smiling. I was lucky my teeth weren't grinding against my upper lip when I took the damn thing. My face felt and looked like a steroid abusing tomato. No smiling for me. Now DURING the Viagra experience, I may have been smiling, but that was because the voices in my head were telling Helen Keller jokes.
3. ( Elvis likes Viagra) NO MORE Elvis songs when you are selling your product. Elvis would not have used Viagra. He liked other meds. He would be more likely to have sex with a peanut butter and banana sandwich (as long as it was 15 or younger) than have sex on Viagra. No more Viva Viagra...PLEASE!!
4. ( stop glossing over the side effects) Erections lasting 6 hours are not to be taken lightly. ( pardon the pun). More people should know that taking Viagra can lead to your lower extremities doing its best imitation of a Nintendo Wii Joystick. I could say more, but I am still waiting to come down after my last dose.
Thank you once again for your time. Keep "up" the good work.
Christopher