DonkLand Roadshow: Arizona--Talking Stick

**jjgold** · 04-21-17, 03:17 PM

Post some nudes

I am tired of this rated G stuff you candy ass

**Auto Donk** · 04-23-17, 11:21 AM

update coming shortly, with vids.....

f u jj

**jjgold** · 04-23-17, 03:51 PM

Nothing to see here

I thought initially could be some good rated R and X action

**stevek173** · 04-23-17, 04:10 PM

How'd poker go?

**jjgold** · 04-23-17, 06:27 PM

Fuk this guy

**El Nino** · 04-23-17, 06:35 PM

Pool is probably hopping today.

**gauchojake** · 04-23-17, 06:38 PM

Maybe will head over there Tuesday night. Dinner appointment cancelled on me today.

**stevek173** · 04-23-17, 06:52 PM

Why did he/she cancel?

**SharpAngles** · 04-23-17, 06:57 PM

A couple tribal elders just called me to complain about some guy they called "the great white buffalo" who came in the other night and right after cleaning out the high roller slots went ahead and banged all the tribes women, pissing off their men greatly. They tell me he's a roughneck Texan who sounded just like tommy lee jones, you seen anyone fitting this description Donker??

**gauchojake** · 04-23-17, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Why did he/she cancel?

Family stuff. Kind of a bummer but whatever.

**jjgold** · 04-23-17, 08:51 PM

Where is he?

Damnit

Want nudes of his wife

Does anyone have any?

**QuantumLeap** · 04-23-17, 09:34 PM

Donker, I wish I would have known you were in town I would have gone up to meet you and told you some good places to eat around town.

Are you still in AZ?

**stevek173** · 04-24-17, 10:47 AM

Where the F is Donker?!

**jjgold** · 04-24-17, 12:00 PM

probably drunk on some old country road

**SharpAngles** · 04-24-17, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Where the F is Donker?!

The tribe is not going to let some loud Texan come through and clean them out the way Donker did without some sort of revenge. They deployed their ultimate weapon Pretty Secret Snake to seduce the Donk and teach him a lesson or two last night, he's probably still recovering but he's a tough SOB he'll be back

**stevek173** · 04-24-17, 05:23 PM

Wow

**gauchojake** · 04-24-17, 05:47 PM

Sherrif Joe got him

**Auto Donk** · 04-25-17, 05:18 PM

i was busy......

had to prepare for a trial sunday, didn't get home til late sat night.... didn't have time to find this thread......

a few other nice payouts on slots:

they pale in comparison to this bad boy, however......

**jjgold** · 04-25-17, 05:26 PM

automan I am going to be soooooo pumped up on steroids when we meet

**YorkHunt** · 04-25-17, 05:36 PM

Odds JJ whacks his pecker 2+ times right before he meets Donk -1000

**jjgold** · 04-25-17, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by YorkHunt

Odds JJ whacks his pecker 2+ times right before he meets Donk -1000

**Auto Donk** · 04-26-17, 08:42 AM

jj, careful on the roids.....

they make your junk and jewels shrink.....

and in your case, you obviously don't have much to work with from the start (see "exhibit A" below):

EXHIBIT A:

YOU jam too many roids into your system before we meet, I won't be able to fight you at all..... because by that time, your tiny "schshort" (oppositite of a "schlong") and nads will have shrunken so much that they totally disappeared and morphed into a full-blown vagina.....

And I don't hit girls..... no matter how bald or snaggled their f'n teeth may be.....

**jjgold** · 04-26-17, 08:57 AM

In that photo was when I was at my toughest

Look at the angry fire in me

**Auto Donk** · 04-26-17, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

How'd poker go?

only played one 3-hour sesssion (slots were paying too well and a lot less boring), posted the only "big" hand I was in in the SBR poker forum....

bought in for $300 playin 2-3 nlhe, cashed out at $795.......

**stevek173** · 04-26-17, 10:57 AM

Great job all around automan

**Auto Donk** · 04-26-17, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Great job all around automan

it sounds ok when 1st and 2nd shift JJ use the term "automan", but f'n weird when u use it......

**stevek173** · 04-26-17, 12:06 PM

I only use it to mock pittplayer Ill stop

**Auto Donk** · 04-26-17, 03:01 PM

at this point.... this thread needs something to make it much better....

can't quite think what will do it.....

hold on.....

it's coming to me.....

oh yah,
.....

this is it!

**Auto Donk** · 04-26-17, 03:02 PM

with a side dish of these.....

**jjgold** · 04-26-17, 03:42 PM

K175 and I live in same area

**Auto Donk** · 04-26-17, 04:47 PM

that's good.... that way, if I come up for a visit, each of you can carry one of my balls around.....

I won't have to rent the usual wheelbarrow necessary during a road trip

**stevek173** · 04-26-17, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

K175 and I live in same area

Dude goes to Deliliah's 3 times a week and spends a fortune

Coach, I agree the girls there are great but it's killing your roll man. They're just after your money.

For Donker aka Mr. 18k:

**Optional** · 04-26-17, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

You must have been good to the right person in a previous life Donk!

**jjgold** · 04-26-17, 07:44 PM

Steveyk likes pussy more than Automan

**Auto Donk** · 04-27-17, 08:11 AM

bring me some.... hah ha....ha.... I really like pussy... ha hah ha.....

skip to 2:00 of this video to see how much I love pussy.... like ah-nold: