Jared Lorenzen now weighs over 500 lbs

**Booya711** · 08-01-17, 04:04 PM

in competition with Rob Kardashian blazer? I read where that clown is over 300

**funnyb25** · 08-01-17, 04:08 PM

Prolly could still start for the gmen

**dlowilly** · 08-01-17, 04:18 PM

The Pillsbury Throwboy

I hadn't heard that one

**daneblazer** · 08-01-17, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

in competition with Rob Kardashian blazer? I read where that clown is over 300

Damn, haven't heard about rob kardashian. Guy blew up like a balloon

**VeggieDog** · 08-01-17, 04:34 PM

Holy smokes! Put the fork down!

**funnyb25** · 08-01-17, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by VeggieDog

Holy smokes! Put the fork down!

That may be the problem, is that he did put the fork down and just started shoveling with his hands

**teaserpleaser** · 08-01-17, 04:39 PM

You don't lose weight usually after you stop working out so not shocking.

**Otters27** · 08-01-17, 04:42 PM

Sad. Loved that guy

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 08-01-17, 04:43 PM

fukin guy gained all the weight to get a reality show...........fuk him

**TheMoneyShot** · 08-01-17, 04:45 PM

That's some serious eating to get to 500+ lbs

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-01-17, 04:46 PM

That is one fat motherfukker.

**manny24** · 08-01-17, 04:48 PM

looks like the guy that ate Jared Lorenzen

**Bluehorseshoe** · 08-01-17, 05:18 PM

Jets want to bring him in to run the option.

**mdunlap3** · 08-01-17, 05:22 PM

And he still gets more hoes than you.

**Wheatgrass** · 08-01-17, 06:14 PM

lot of fatties at the poker room

couple beers here and there. bag of chips. coffee with cream and sugar

typically see guys downing 1000+ calories in snacks alone while sitting at the tables. then i see them after they are eliminated at the bar drinking more and downing greasy wings

fat penetrating americans have no clue. nobody is bailing you out in 10 years

**d2bets** · 08-01-17, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

That's some serious eating to get to 500+ lbs

Probably eating the same as he did when he was playing football, but no longer burning some of the calories.

**Art Vandelay** · 08-02-17, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by dlowilly

The Pillsbury Throwboy

I hadn't heard that one

Here's another one: "The Battleship Lorenzen" -- That was a Reese Davis ESPN gem!

**tony_come** · 08-02-17, 04:04 AM

He's sexy

**Shute** · 08-02-17, 04:57 AM

Jared
He likes them smothered
Covered
Chunked
Diced
Peppered
Capped
Topped
And
Country style