World Cup Standings Thru 07/27

[sam9ball]

Only 3 Days Left to Make the Cut

SBR Poker tournament play Mon-Fri from April 23rd to August 1st.

Team Match Schedule (August 6th to August 9th)

7/27/2018	Team World	Points	Cashes			Team USA	Points	Cashes
1	OldSchoolGambler	2050	20		1	GUMMO77	3345	25
2	Stifler	1945	17		2	franklee168	2795	22
3	silvap	1820	17		3	ArunSh	2535	23
4	spider	1760	19		4	empiremaker	2535	23
5	Optional	1725	13		5	friedcheese	2510	20
6	leovegas	1715	14		6	hhsilver	2435	21
7	pabonaparte	1715	14		7	AutoDonk	2425	19
8	DGG23	1630	16		8	deadphish	2425	28
9	Mannyfan	1630	16		9	cabo	2355	18
10	Enkhbat	1535	21		10	5mike5	2335	22
11	katstale	1505	20		11	JAKEPEAVY21	2260	22
12	ninjagorn	1455	15		12	oiler	2210	22
13	tradeout	1455	16
14	panamabrad	1380	18			Confederates	Points	Cashes
15	zwoeins	1350	13		1	slanina	2075	26
16	Lex_icon	1345	18		2	b1slickguy	2065	19
17	Stefan	1175	20		3	ChuckyTheGoat	2035	20
18	Manosdepiedra	975	10		4	dlowilly	2020	20
19	eSTOXX	775	7		5	qwertvt	2010	18
20	dare	725	6		6	Xstream	1945	22
					7	mayberry	1890	17
	Team Canada	Points	Cashes		8	pokerpro44	1845	22
1	snapperman2	3000	16		9	BuzzKill	1840	18
2	BeerDog99	1465	13		10	sportfan	1830	19
3	senorsasa	1075	7		11	dankelly	1810	14
4	Krashman	945	15		12	playersonly69	1750	13
5	jayvegas420	925	7		13	yisman	1705	17
6	aggieshawn	855	11		14	yahoonino	1700	12
7	sinmiedo	790	7		15	Cross	1685	22
8	firekillex	680	14		16	sammygran	1660	23
9	imack	630	5		17	GaryDN	1635	16
10	cankid	605	6		18	vbpro7	1580	20
11	greyarea	300	3		19	Grivas_Digeni	1550	11
12	HomerSimpson2	75	1		20	Crusherrr	1535	13
13	bracerman	50	2
14	Marauders	25	1

[sam9ball]

I know this makes a lot of you Happy, Auto
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bobbywaves

2070

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[ChuckyTheGoat]

Sammy, top12 qualify in each group?

[Auto Donk]

great job, Sam, I looked for a version of that song the day the SBR Trial Court issued its just and proper verdict, followed minutes later by the prestigious SBR Court of Appeals' tossing BubblePuzzy's "formal appeal" out, along with waves, out on his ass for two months....

perfect song to play, with all sbr'ers except rudy and no1here singing along, while wave is dragged out of the forum and put on two month poker suspension for his cheating antics.....

on another note, I'm gonna miss this babe this year:




and her:




and of course, my fav confed babe of all:

[Auto Donk]

but, with sadness of good puzzy lost, is the happiness of new puzzy found......

though it is with fond memories I leave South Beach -- the home base of last years world champion Confeds -- to take my talents to Team USA (yes, my "he's scored 1 whole point in 3-4 world cups "talents""), at least our team will be throwing a pool party where I exepect to meet a lot of new faces, including these:





Holy shit.... why did I ever fall for those confeds babes with women like her ready to go Donk?!?!?!

yes!!!:







as the Money shot can attest, there are plenty of fish in the sea.....

[Auto Donk]

to avoid Waves' bad case of the red-ass leading him to either commit suicide or shoot up the upcoming bash alongside his pycho buddy no1here, I am having this thing shipped c o d to him, so he too can feel that he is part of the Cup.....

hereya go, waves, a gift from Team USA:




ps... the chair stuck to her ass is yours, free to keep, waves.... it'll be quite an upgrade to the furniture in your shithole shanty located in the slums of trenton.....

just remember, waves, don't leave either the cow or the chair out on your rickety porch after dark, I don't want them to become the property of the Latin Kings that rule your slum neighborhood with a reign of terror....

[Chipup]

to avoid Waves' bad case of the red-ass leading him to either commit suicide or shoot up the upcoming bash alongside his pycho buddy no1here, I am having this thing shipped c o d to him, so he too can feel that he is part of the Cup.....

hereya go, waves, a gift from Team USA:




ps... the chair stuck to her ass is yours, free to keep, waves.... it'll be quite an upgrade to the furniture in your shithole shanty located in the slums of trenton.....

DONK How generous of you as always to think of others in their time of need.. But this is bobbywaves we're talking about. The Relief "Package" is missing the Obvious word in those two words a Package.. Here allow me to fix this shipping error.



and for the rest of Team America..



God bless America.

[cincinnatikid513]

bubblewaves i dont see u on leaderboard, think u owe me 13 points now, thanks

[Auto Donk]

bubblewaves i dont see u on leaderboard, think u owe me 13 points now, thanks

since the scamming, cheating, angle-shooting, stiffing BubblePu$$y is sure to stiff you on your bet with him like he always does, I'll go ahead, as I've done with past bets he's stiffed SBR'ers on, and pay it off for him......

[cincinnatikid513]

since the scamming, cheating, angle-shooting, stiffing BubblePu$$y is sure to stiff you on your bet with him like he always does, I'll go ahead, as I've done with past bets he's stiffed SBR'ers on, and pay it off for him......

i appreciate it, i consider this matter closed the best sbr point bet i ever won

[RonPaul2008]

Look at team Canada. 1 cash gets on.

[cincinnatikid513]

o canada, we stand on guard for thee

[Auto Donk]

o canada, we stand on guard for thee

they do have a few cheerleaders i'd like to poach.....

[playersonly69]

sam9ball, I guess that my results and guesses at the amount needed to advance were incorrect.

Of course buzzkill is not a pro and probably wont join. So that means that yisman is now #12.


I guess that I missed a day or something, because i had different totals for sportsfan, dankelly and yisman. Oh well you are the official go to source.


My new calculation of what it takes to make the confeds will be 1830 or possibly 1810. Currently dankelly is in at 1810 and sportsfan at 1830. If someone can tie them and win the tiebreaker then that might be good enough. My estimation takes out buzzkill from consideration though.


My real hope is that dankelly comes in 11th at 1810, but I have no idea where the next guy finishes below that 1810. I am at 1750 so I could use a few points to make it harder for more than 1 or 2 people to pass me. Getting to that 1830 number is key i think

[Auto Donk]

po-69, talked to the wife about a L'auberge trip for that poker trny, when is it again? how long do you think it will run....?

I'm sure we've got the comps for rooms, but thanks for the offer.....

we'll probably come in the night before......

[playersonly69]

Sunday August 12th at 2pm. They are adding $5000 to the pool. I would guess that around 50 players will play, maybe 40. Buyin is $365 but my entry is free since i was #1 on the leaderboard for the last quarter. But I would have paid the $365 anyway since they are adding the $5000 to the pool.


The tournament will be over around 8-9pm is my guess. You were there last time they had one when you saw me. I had just go knocked out in 13th place and at that time only 8 were left.

If you spend the night and happen to like Tanya Tucker, then you can have my comp tickets to see here at the Golden Nugget if you didnt get offered them, but you probably get them too

[Auto Donk]

thanks, we're going to come in sunday, probably leave early tues morning.....

I may have to get a continuance of some case for that monday, shouldn't stop us from being there......

[mpaschal34]

Was the chip leader with 4 left twice in the last 2 weeks and never did better than 3rd.

Oh well, I guess there is always next year.

Good luck fellas.

[5mike5]

breaking onto team USA for the first time all promo

nice timing



now lets hope I can stay there for a few more days The cutoffs are tiiiight

[cincinnatikid513]

Was the chip leader with 4 left twice in the last 2 weeks and never did better than 3rd.

Oh well, I guess there is always next year.

Good luck fellas.

i had 3 cashes in a row last week tuesday wednesday thursday all 3 for a total of 85 points i need a win and not even sure that is going to be enough to make top 12

[5mike5]

chip leader going into FT seems like a curse to me....

along with pushing AA pre-flop think I have lost 5-6 of those in a row

[ChuckyTheGoat]

chip leader going into FT seems like a curse to me....

along with pushing AA pre-flop think I have lost 5-6 of those in a row

Mike, u know that Aces crack like eggs on SBR.

[5mike5]

Mike, u know that Aces crack like eggs on SBR.

[5mike5]

Mike, u know that Aces crack like eggs on SBR.

nice job qualifying chuck

ur right on the edge of usa and confeds

[Chipup]

Well it's official but not surprising. I'm out of contention because I can't do two first places in 2 days. SBR wont even let me get 8th. I Wish all those whom made it the best of luck.

And to my poker friends the best in the future.

[qwertvt]

Dlowilly placed 2nd in the 3pm. He is on the US/Confed bubble.

[Auto Donk]

On another note, since waves contends it is I that cost him his world cup seat on team usa or confeds, I started feeling bad about it, and after consulting with my wife, she agreed we should do something for him....

alas, we went down to one of the alternative lifestyle clubs in the Montrose area of houston, also known as something called a "gay bar", and lassoed this mother fukker, and had a few of my mexican mafia clients "do what they do", also known as "human trafficking", and shipped this fukker to waves' shanty in trenton, nj.....:





he thought we took him out to the ranch just for this photo shoot, but my wife then whipped out her strapon and roughed him up a bit.....

so, waves, he's slightly damaged "back there", but he should still be able to give you some level of satisfaction and comfort for you having been banned due to my creating the "spilled milk incident"......

enjoy!!!!

[Auto Donk]

on yet another note, we also found time to start auditioning babes for spots on the Team USA cheerleader squad....





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[5mike5]

Usa usa usa

[MillerTime99]

Hey Sam,

In the standings thread from 04/23 to 7-06 it says i have 45 points. Can you put me into team Canada. THEY NEED ME!!!!! lol

[MillerTime99]

Need only 1 cash it seems.

[GUMMO77]

Does anyone know if Sin is going to be in?

Is SIN, IN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Auto Donk]

Does anyone know if Sin is going to be in?

Is SIN, IN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[bobbywaves]

My unjustified banning will go down in SBR history as the absolute worst decision since Roe vs. Wade.

[Auto Donk]

My unjustified banning will go down in SBR history as the absolute worst decision since Roe vs. Wade.

look on the bright side of it waves; you having been born before roe vs. wade probably saved your life......

no way your mother wanted you.....