Top 60 Ghetto Black Names

**payingthejuice** · 07-02-09, 07:48 AM

I went to school with a:

Boonquiesha
Tanessha
Jamaal
Shaniqua

They never showed up to our 10 year reunion ......

**wtf** · 07-02-09, 07:49 AM

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**wtf** · 07-02-09, 07:51 AM

heartbreaking

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**SamsNCharge99** · 07-02-09, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by payingthejuice

I went to school with a:

Boonquiesha
Tanessha
Jamaal
Shaniqua

They never showed up to our 10 year reunion ......

I think everyone knows a Shaniqua, or Lafawnda, those may be most popular black names

**Nicky Santoro** · 07-02-09, 08:03 AM

if it was a guy name thing. you know the top 2 would be.

1- Jamaal
2- Tyrone

**SamsNCharge99** · 07-02-09, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

if it was a guy name thing. you know the top 2 would be.

1- Jamaal
2- Tyrone

How bout O.J.

**Nicky Santoro** · 07-02-09, 08:06 AM

never met an O.J. in my life...

besides Orenthal James Simpson.

**L2Gunz** · 07-02-09, 08:16 AM

how about boomshakalaka!!!

**Nicky Santoro** · 07-02-09, 08:23 AM

they missed the #1 name these black girls are called......

y'all know what i'm talking about.

**SamsNCharge99** · 07-02-09, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

they missed the #1 name these black girls are called......

y'all know what i'm talking about.

woman
hey you
bitch

go make me a sandwich

**Nicky Santoro** · 07-02-09, 08:29 AM

they also love to say.

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl

**SamsNCharge99** · 07-02-09, 08:32 AM

Nicky, that was there, #25 or around there

**L2Gunz** · 07-02-09, 08:35 AM

nappy headed hoes

**sportsguy04** · 07-02-09, 12:46 PM

Shiniqua and shinaynay

**BrentCrude** · 07-02-09, 03:00 PM

You haven't given someone a proper ghetto name until you opened your kitchen cabinet where you keep the cereal and baking products.I swear when these women are ready to have their kids they have to act fast to get the government welfare papers signed and they have to hurry up with a name.Wheatina is my favorite.Maypo is an oldie but goodie.Not sure if they make it anymore but the ad used to have Mickey Mantle crying and saying,I want my Maypo.Bisquick would be a great name if you think the tike will be a fleet off foot wide receiver someday.Then good ol' Aunt Jemima is always a fan favorite.If you want to go the coffee route,how about chocfullofnuts.Name a kid that and he will be destined to outdo Shawn Kemp in the baby batter swapping department.

Just open your cabinet and you can find 100's of boss names for kids in the hood.I wish I was near my cabinet now.The Italian styles of pasta are good.How about Minnicelli.Maybe Prego for your daughter where you think it would be fun to say at her 11 th birthday that Prego is prego.

Then I just opened the freezer and Ore Ida potatoes were the first thing I saw.I always wondered why thay weren't called Ida Ore potatoes?You would think that Idaho produces more potatoes than Oregon so they should be first.Maybe the guy who owned the company was from Oregon and he just buys most of his potatoes from Idaho.

You have to picture what I wrote here being said by Andy Rooney!

Did you ever wonder why people in the ghetto name their kids names that can never be pronounced the right way?I imagine that when they become basketball players,the play by play announcers are going to wish that their parents just named the kids John or Tom.What ever happened to people who used to name their kids John and Tom?Maybe they moved away to Alaska where they don't play basketball much or have few minorities.I always liked the name Tyberius for a boya nd Matilda for a girl.Now there are some old Englsih names you don't hear much anymore.I had an aunt named Matilda that would bake me ginger snap cookies when I was a kid.I wonder whatever happened to grandmas who made ginger snap cookies?Yada,Yada,Yaada all night long once he got on the spiel about naming ghetto kids.hehe!

**lakerboy** · 07-02-09, 03:06 PM

collard greens

**unknown Gambler** · 07-02-09, 03:08 PM

LaDanian didnt crack the list.

**lakerboy** · 07-02-09, 03:13 PM

what about jerome or junior or deangelo or jermaine or yo

**unknown Gambler** · 07-02-09, 03:15 PM

Wheres Bubba.

**TheIntegrityKid** · 07-02-09, 03:18 PM

la'ker boii

**lakerboy** · 07-02-09, 03:18 PM

niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

**TheIntegrityKid** · 07-02-09, 03:19 PM

hahahhahahahaa

**BrentCrude** · 07-02-09, 03:40 PM

Can we all agree that if they had a name game awards ceremony for best ghetto names Andy Rooney should be the M.C?He would be dead by the time he finished the show.