Okay, That's It, I've Had Enough Of That Guy In The Verizon Commercials!!

[Harry N. Lloyd]

I can't take it anymore! I'm so sick of that pencil-necked, skinny pants, light-in-the-loafers GEEK with the buckling knees and the hipster beard telling me about the new 5G network or whateverTF he's selling.

I CAN'T TAKE IT!!

There....that feels better. Thanks for listening. I had to get that off my chest.

[jjgold]

Lol

Stop watching tv

[unde0087]

It is 2018 guy. They like to push the gays on us.

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Have you noticed the commercials lately? Every guy has a hipster half a beard. Every girl is an ugly duckling. Every couple is mixed race. In any group of friends the whitest person is the dumbest and most uncool.

The Verizon guy (from Silicon Valley) couldn't possibly be a bigger wuss.

[MinnesotaFats]

HaHa

Hopefully someone from ATT reads Sbrforum and we get Jason Statham and Bruce Willis soon!

[unde0087]

Being gay is cool, we have 14 different bathrooms in some states for people who don't know if they are going to wake up feeling like being a male or female, and being normal is uncool. We know it is 2018. They are painting crosswalks rainbow colors for God sake don't seem so shocked.

[daneblazer]

I have the hots for the Toyota lady that wears red all the time

[RudyRuetigger]

huh?

i dont even know the guy you are talking about


all i can remember is the "can you hear me now" guy



that guy needs to rot in hell

[cincinnatikid513]

[MinnesotaFats]

No its the skinny guy with tight pants hes talking about.

Pale white face

No glasses

[Brock Landers]

I'll always go back to what Dice Clay said years ago

"How can another man look at some hairy ass and say "oh yeah, I gotta have that""

[KingKolzig]

I'll always go back to what Dice Clay said years ago

"How can another man look at some hairy ass and say "oh yeah, I gotta have that""

[Booya711]

Commercial on now

[MrSink]

hehe

[VeggieDog]

This one is mine!

[TheMoneyShot]

Real nice set of

[QuantumLeap]

Being gay is cool, we have 14 different bathrooms in some states for people who don't know if they are going to wake up feeling like being a male or female, and being normal is uncool. We know it is 2018. They are painting crosswalks rainbow colors for God sake don't seem so shocked.

Some days I wake up feeling as if I'm a teenage lesbian. For some reason I don't think they'll let me take a crap in the girl's bathroom of the local high school though.

[swordsandtequila]

This one is mine!

[swordsandtequila]

Have you noticed the commercials lately? Every guy has a hipster half a beard. Every girl is an ugly duckling. Every couple is mixed race. In any group of friends the whitest person is the dumbest and most uncool.

The Verizon guy (from Silicon Valley) couldn't possibly be a bigger wuss.

Well at least his show is funny. The worst is the fuk'n twig with the clipboard in all the Chevy commercials. Change the channel when that shit comes on.

[VeggieDog]

I like Mayhem. That guy kills me.

[thechaoz]

It is 2018 guy. They like to push the gays on us.

Winner

[thechaoz]

I have the hots for the Toyota lady that wears red all the time

Id def lock her in my basement

[kingdom]

at least the commercial is only 30 secs. that directv redzone douche is on for 3 hours. they need to make a deal to get scott hansen to do redzone for them also. dude is dreadful on directv

[Wrongside]

Guys who watch sports are the ones who have to deal with commercials anymore, it seems

[Wrongside]

Being gay is cool, we have 14 different bathrooms in some states for people who don't know if they are going to wake up feeling like being a male or female, and being normal is uncool. We know it is 2018. They are painting crosswalks rainbow colors for God sake don't seem so shocked.

Right sentiment, but a little wrong. They seem most adamant about keeping just two bathrooms despite all that - and let the chaos ensue, especially at high schools and your local public pool.

[TheMoneyShot]

Where did Lily go? Is she doing porn now?

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Lily was too hot for 2018. Hot is out (unfortunately)

Now we get to look at semi-ugly ducklings, like the gal who emails her Xmas list to Santa.

[Harry N. Lloyd]

How about that little brat who doesn't want his grandfather to leave....?

That kid needs Adrian Peterson to take a switch to him.

[daneblazer]

I’m troubled by this peloton commercial where the guy has a smoking hot wife who likes to exercise but sneaks out to ride his peloton with dudes when she’s away

[lonegambler23]

go for a walk.. enjoy nature

[Harry N. Lloyd]

It's like the man said--we who watch sports have to suffer through commercials.

They absolutely drive you crazy because of how often they show them, but also because how annoying they are.

[fecgp40]

at least the commercial is only 30 secs. that directv redzone douche is on for 3 hours. they need to make a deal to get scott hansen to do redzone for them also. dude is dreadful on directv

nl

Never seen Hansen. I'm neutral on the subject, but what is so bad about the Directv red zone guy?

[fecgp40]

Well at least his show is funny. The worst is the fuk'n twig with the clipboard in all the Chevy commercials. Change the channel when that shit comes on.

OMG I hate that guy. Dumbest commercials ever.

[fecgp40]

Where did Lily go? Is she doing porn now?

If she is, I'll buy it!!! Her real name is Milana Vayntrub or something like that. Too lazy to look it up now.

[QuantumLeap]

I watch sports on my computer. When a commercial comes on I click the Mute button and go to another web site. I never see commercials. Ever.