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  • Surecawk
    SBR High Roller
    • 02-22-19
    • 230

    #106
    Of the normality's, Meester Alligator! Of the normality's!


    But! We's make the forward-ing's. How's? By's make do's the advance-ing's!


    Really's Surecawk? they's make say. But what make do's mean-ing?


    Is of's the simples. For's the example-ing. If's the two cooters on's glass chair have's the hot wets in's the mid-day, then's you get the inspirationals and's say, "Oh's nice! Please keep make cooter cooter bouncy bouncy of's hot wets! Eye's make sit nearby and you's make fills my beer mug with hot cooter juices of's the true fantastics!"





    Inspirationals! Inspirationals!


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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81454

      #107
      Best capper on SBR.
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      • KVB
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 05-29-14
        • 74817

        #108
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        • Surecawk
          SBR High Roller
          • 02-22-19
          • 230

          #109
          Now's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!





          We's make completion of's the inspirationals!



          Basel Over 2.5/Khabib -101



          Make details:

          Basel/Neuchatel make over 2.5 -181
          Khabib make beat Poirier -350



          If's the Poirier make want do's the victory's, he's make want do's have this:




          But! Probables is of's the shittings.
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          • Surecawk
            SBR High Roller
            • 02-22-19
            • 230

            #110
            Goooooooood mornings, you's bitches of's the addict-ing's!


            Oh's! You's make do's the doubt-ify-ing's!






            No's! We's make experience last minute goal-ing's for's tall victory's! Therefore's? Make calms on's you's t.its!
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            • Surecawk
              SBR High Roller
              • 02-22-19
              • 230

              #111
              Is a bettings of's the sensationals!





              Nishikori/Khabib -199



              Make details:

              Nishikori make beatings on's Klahn -580
              Khabib make beat Poirier -355
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              • Surecawk
                SBR High Roller
                • 02-22-19
                • 230

                #112
                But! We's do make have gambling actions of's the immediates! Erectify you's self!




                Seattle Over 8.5/Khabib +106



                Make details:

                Yankings/Seattle Over 8.5 -164 - Tanaka/Lickandsuckcuchi
                Khabib make beat Poirier -355



                Make do's the enjoyments!
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                • MickeyMan
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-20-09
                  • 5091

                  #113
                  This surecawk guy must have a massive rooster
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                  • Surecawk
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 02-22-19
                    • 230

                    #114
                    Tall mornings, Mickey!


                    Mickey, do's you's knows how many lesbians it make takes to's make change a lightbulb?


                    Zero's!


                    Why's? Because a true's gentleman get ups on's ladder and's make change lightbulb and's make let the lesbos lawnmower each other's furry beaver carpets for's the victory's!
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                    • Surecawk
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 02-22-19
                      • 230

                      #115
                      For's the example-ing, DANEBLAZER make help two carpet munchers in's distress one fine afternoon-ing.


                      Daneblazer make sneak peak through kitchen window of lesbian lusters' house while he make have his dick in his hand.
                      (Don't make worry's, moderators. We's make PC story informationals. No sexual milks make do's the power blastings
                      in's this story)

                      Well's, daneblazer make peep through window like a peeping penis maniac. The's two lesbians make sit at kitchen table and's put
                      tall complement-ing's on's each other's t.itties.


                      Lesbian #1: "Fine lesbian, you's t.its is like a fantastic watermelon squeezy!"
                      Lesbian #2: "Well's, tall thank you's, Lesbian #1. You's t.itties is like firm lemons of's the succulents!"


                      Then's! Pop! Pop! Crackety-crackety! The's kitchen lightbulb make the explode-ing. "We's in's the lesbian lickathon darkness,"
                      one of the lickers make exclaim. "What shall's we's make do's?"

                      Then's! Daneblazer make shout through's window: "Licking lunatics of's tall lesbian natures! Do's not make fears! Eye's will
                      make saves you's!"


                      Then's! Daneblazer make climb through window and's steps on's ladder to's make change lightbulb. The lesbos? They's have the gratitude-ing! They's get on's floor and's make put on's a show. Lesbian #1 make eat Lesbian #2 with a licking ferocity of's a Lawrence Taylor going after the quarterback! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! LICKETY! LICKETY! LICKETY!

                      Wow's-ing!


                      Now's daneblazer make sees his opportunistic's! He make drop his drawers and make bare his hole of ass to's the lesbians! They's in's the shocking's! What he make do-ing's? Daneblazer make the laughy laughy. Then's he make release the toxic gassy from he's hole of ass.






                      Wow's-ing's!!!!!!!!! Daneblazer have make lunch of 5 enchiladas and two bowls of coleslaw! He put a toxic gassy of enchilada coleslaw gassing's on those munchers' nervousness systems! Wow's!

                      Now's the munchers make be in a hypnotism state. Daneblazer make proclaim:

                      "You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism.
                      You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism.
                      You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism."


                      Wow's! Then's the lesbians make dial sportsbook and do's wire transfer from's Beaver County Bank to's daneblazer sportsbook account!

                      Wow's!
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                      • Surecawk
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 02-22-19
                        • 230

                        #116
                        Wow's-ing's! We's make do a thorough analysis!






                        Is time for's make victory's!





                        Federer/Serbia Over 161.5 +122



                        Make details:

                        Federer make beat Dimitrov -1379
                        Serbia/Italy Over 161.5 +107
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                        • Surecawk
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 02-22-19
                          • 230

                          #117
                          Eye's make have telephone conversational-ing with's coach of Serbia. He make say he use strategy of's offense attack like is an Auto Donk porno and do sexual power rammings down throat of's porn star of Mia Malkova.


                          We's make have expectational's of's 18-6. Now's we's make do's the waiting's!
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                          • Surecawk
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 02-22-19
                            • 230

                            #118
                            Is of's the unfortunates. Federer make injury and car make crashy.

                            16-2 sets and's 7-0 victory's on Dimitrov.


                            But! Is of's the natural's. Is the sport-ing!


                            Now's! We's make do the's refocus.


                            Serbia, Puerto Rico 1st Half Over 82.5 +102
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                            • Surecawk
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 02-22-19
                              • 230

                              #119


                              Green Bay 2nd Half +2.5 -105
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                              • Surecawk
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 02-22-19
                                • 230

                                #120
                                15-5

                                109
                                111
                                112
                                116
                                118

                                119


                                We's make the waiting's!
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388189

                                  #121
                                  Strong man
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                                  • Surecawk
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 02-22-19
                                    • 230

                                    #122



                                    http://surecawk.mysbrforum.com/spreadsheet/




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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81454

                                      #123
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                                      • Surecawk
                                        SBR High Roller
                                        • 02-22-19
                                        • 230

                                        #124
                                        Uruguay not make the strong's.


                                        USA 2nd Half +0.5 -128
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                                        • Surecawk
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 02-22-19
                                          • 230

                                          #125
                                          Now's we's make the calm and's make the wait.


                                          Green Bay -2.5 make beat Minnesota -122
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388189

                                            #126
                                            You’re not fooled by the Minnesota wins which is very very smart
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                                            • daneblazer
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 09-14-08
                                              • 27861

                                              #127
                                              Originally posted by Surecawk
                                              For's the example-ing, DANEBLAZER make help two carpet munchers in's distress one fine afternoon-ing.


                                              Daneblazer make sneak peak through kitchen window of lesbian lusters' house while he make have his dick in his hand.
                                              (Don't make worry's, moderators. We's make PC story informationals. No sexual milks make do's the power blastings
                                              in's this story)

                                              Well's, daneblazer make peep through window like a peeping penis maniac. The's two lesbians make sit at kitchen table and's put
                                              tall complement-ing's on's each other's t.itties.


                                              Lesbian #1: "Fine lesbian, you's t.its is like a fantastic watermelon squeezy!"
                                              Lesbian #2: "Well's, tall thank you's, Lesbian #1. You's t.itties is like firm lemons of's the succulents!"


                                              Then's! Pop! Pop! Crackety-crackety! The's kitchen lightbulb make the explode-ing. "We's in's the lesbian lickathon darkness,"
                                              one of the lickers make exclaim. "What shall's we's make do's?"

                                              Then's! Daneblazer make shout through's window: "Licking lunatics of's tall lesbian natures! Do's not make fears! Eye's will
                                              make saves you's!"


                                              Then's! Daneblazer make climb through window and's steps on's ladder to's make change lightbulb. The lesbos? They's have the gratitude-ing! They's get on's floor and's make put on's a show. Lesbian #1 make eat Lesbian #2 with a licking ferocity of's a Lawrence Taylor going after the quarterback! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! LICKETY! LICKETY! LICKETY!

                                              Wow's-ing!


                                              Now's daneblazer make sees his opportunistic's! He make drop his drawers and make bare his hole of ass to's the lesbians! They's in's the shocking's! What he make do-ing's? Daneblazer make the laughy laughy. Then's he make release the toxic gassy from he's hole of ass.




                                              Wow's-ing's!!!!!!!!! Daneblazer have make lunch of 5 enchiladas and two bowls of coleslaw! He put a toxic gassy of enchilada coleslaw gassing's on those munchers' nervousness systems! Wow's!

                                              Now's the munchers make be in a hypnotism state. Daneblazer make proclaim:

                                              "You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism.
                                              You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism.
                                              You's will make deposit $33,000 into's my's sportsbook account. You is hypnotism."


                                              Wow's! Then's the lesbians make dial sportsbook and do's wire transfer from's Beaver County Bank to's daneblazer sportsbook account!

                                              Wow's!
                                              Sarunas!

                                              this had me rolling

                                              Lemons of the succulents
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                                              • daneblazer
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 09-14-08
                                                • 27861

                                                #128
                                                Good luck pal. Looks like we have a winner here
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                                                • Surecawk
                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                  • 02-22-19
                                                  • 230

                                                  #129
                                                  Originally posted by daneblazer
                                                  Good luck pal. Looks like we have a winner here
                                                  Tall mornings, daneblazer! Is of's the naturals. We's make the winners! 20-8
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                                                  • Surecawk
                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                    • 02-22-19
                                                    • 230

                                                    #130
                                                    Now's we's make the winnings!


                                                    Washington -8.5 2nd Half/Central Florida +116



                                                    Make details:

                                                    Washington -8.5 2nd Half make wins -130
                                                    Central Florida make beat Pittsburg -444
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                                                    • Surecawk
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 02-22-19
                                                      • 230

                                                      #131
                                                      If Washington make do's the sexy, then's strong boner smashing probability's on ceiling for's make 4 win victory's in's the consecutive-ing! 4-0! But! We's make do's the waiting.

                                                      http://surecawk.mysbrforum.com/spreadsheet/



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                                                      • WvGambler
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 04-19-10
                                                        • 11618

                                                        #132
                                                        Licking lunatics of's tall lesbian natures!

                                                        That's fukkin poetry
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                                                        • Smoke
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 10-09-09
                                                          • 48111

                                                          #133
                                                          Good thread.

                                                          WhO is this guy?????
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                                                          • Surecawk
                                                            SBR High Roller
                                                            • 02-22-19
                                                            • 230

                                                            #134
                                                            Originally posted by Smoke
                                                            Good thread.

                                                            WhO is this guy?????

                                                            Surecawk! Me's name is Surecawk Hole-Smash-A-Kov! The women's of's tit-i-lating cooter delectables make say eye's have nice balls of bodacious, hard-pumping natures and! that eye's make do the anything's to save dat poosy in's the distress!


                                                            So eye's make ask you's, Meester Smokey, do you's make go's the extra kilometer to save dat poosy in's the distress?

                                                            Eye's nose eye's do! Here! Eye's make put the explain-ing in's you's face-ing. Eye's make stand in the nakedness on's tall mountain in's the Russia region. (Don't make worry's! Eye's has a license for's the nakedness!) I make use my power sausage as a full-time (not part-time) cyclops flesh telescope.


                                                            THERE'S! With my's cyclops anaconda eye's make see in's the long distance-ing some of dat poosy in's the distress-ing on's the freeway!

                                                            Then's eye's make go do save dat poosy!







                                                            So Smokey! Me's recommendation for's you's? Make stand in's the nakedness on's you's rooftop! Use you's cyclops anaconda to's make
                                                            spot poosy in's the distress!


                                                            Maybe's you's wife make come out of house and's see's you's doing some cyclops anaconda Galileo action on's the rooftop. She
                                                            make say: "Smokey, WTF is you's doing?"

                                                            You's reply? "Honey! Eye's make see some poosy distress-ing in dat tree! Eye's about to save dat poosy!"

                                                            Wifey: "Wow's! Smokey, you's is me's hero!"


                                                            Now's you's have happiness in the Smokey household. Is so simple's!
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                                                            • Surecawk
                                                              SBR High Roller
                                                              • 02-22-19
                                                              • 230

                                                              #135
                                                              Smokey! What is you's make the waitings for? You's go do the's naked-ing on's the rooftop. Then's! Wife make so much happy that she make do handstand and's make her cooter lips do a's smile to the sky!







                                                              "Eye's so happy!" her cooter lips make shout and do the vaginal babbling.

                                                              But! Be the careful's! If she make falls, then's a dog make sneak meal attack and's eats the living delectables out of that open-air cooter offering!



                                                              (Eye's make bet you's never make think in's you'f life you's hear a reccomendational for's you's to do rooftop naked-ing with you's cyclops anaconda to discover dat poosy in's the distress in's the long distance-ing! But! Is a world of's crazy! And's especially in's the Russia region-ing!)
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                                                              • Surecawk
                                                                SBR High Roller
                                                                • 02-22-19
                                                                • 230

                                                                #136
                                                                Complaint-ing's! Tall complaint-ing's!

                                                                Eye's make receive tall complaint-ing's for victory's is so much the adrenaline action-ing. The complaint-ers make complain is so much drama intensity's for's the heart muscle. Is like leopard drama chase action.







                                                                But! We's make the continue-ing! And! We's make do search continue-ing for's 5-0 victory's in's the consecutive-ing!






                                                                Basel over 2.5 goal-ing's/Central Florida -113



                                                                Make details:

                                                                Basel/Young Boys make over 2.5 goal-ing's -194
                                                                Central Florida make beat Pittsburg -406
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81454

                                                                  #137
                                                                  Surecawk your backflipping skills are truly remarkable.

                                                                  You have talent my russian friend.
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                                                                  • Surecawk
                                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                                    • 02-22-19
                                                                    • 230

                                                                    #138
                                                                    Diggity, we's make the strongs!

                                                                    Eye's have the sensicals of's a 22-8 record-ing's! We's make the waits!
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                                                                    • daneblazer
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 09-14-08
                                                                      • 27861

                                                                      #139
                                                                      I like the Baylor
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                                                                      • Surecawk
                                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                                        • 02-22-19
                                                                        • 230

                                                                        #140
                                                                        Blazer, we's make victory's in's the selection-ing of's the next.

                                                                        Is now of 20-10.


                                                                        They's make fluke loss-ing's with's injury-osity of's player and's fluke-ing probables. Is explanation-ing of's two surecawk loss-ing's. But! Is the gambles. Is the happens.




                                                                        Washington over 44.5 first quarter/TCU +105



                                                                        Make details:

                                                                        Washington/Las Vegas make over 44.5 in's first quarter -123
                                                                        TCU make beat Kansas -764
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