Does Anyone Get XMAS Gifts??

**Foxx** · 12-24-21, 08:40 AM

Only kids should get xmas gifts. Most adults if they want something, they can just go out and buy it themselves whatever they feel like it.

**stevenash** · 12-24-21, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I scorned too many

so nothing but a kick in the ass

Tell me what it feels like??

I have a swinging gift for ya right here Coach.

Kidding of course.

Happy Holiday's you goof.

**Snowball** · 12-24-21, 09:52 AM

it feels like a warm toupée on a cold, bald head.

**Demonata** · 12-24-21, 09:53 AM

I get Christmas presents. Usually food and clothes. It's rude to turn them down but I could care less if I get them or not.

**stevenash** · 12-24-21, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by Demonata

I get Christmas presents. Usually food and clothes. It's rude to turn them down but I could care less if I get them or not.

Do what I do brotha', Goodwill 'em man.

The needy appreciates it.

**Tanko** · 12-24-21, 10:26 AM

Get gifts????? No.
Give gifts.... Yes! Until I'm broke.

It only goes one way Mr. Corbin.

**JIBBBY** · 12-24-21, 10:29 AM

**Demonata** · 12-24-21, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

Do what I do brotha', Goodwill 'em man.

The needy appreciates it.

Can't goodwill the food haha. I prefer to eat it

**pavyracer** · 12-24-21, 10:41 AM

I get cash for Xmas gifts. My friends know I'm a gambler so they love to bankroll my passion.

**jjgold** · 12-24-21, 10:42 AM

I would love a hairpiece for Christmas

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-24-21, 10:43 AM

Got the TaylorMade 4-5-6 hybrids. Sucks getting old

**pavyracer** · 12-24-21, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I would love a hairpiece for Christmas

You look better bald. Don't try to fix what works for you.

**JIBBBY** · 12-24-21, 10:51 AM

I give thanks and praises up to JESUS CHRIST for his birthday. That's what this holiday is all about. Everyone else gets nothing and can kiss my arse!

**Demonata** · 12-24-21, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

I give thanks and praises up to JESUS CHRIST for his birthday. That's what this holiday is all about. Everyone else gets nothing and can kiss my arse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQtFtyrZ-IA

Nothing wrong with that. I do that as well but I also give tons of presidents. Spent around $1000 just on gifts for people. If 49ers would have won I would have bought more presidents for people today

**Housemoney** · 12-24-21, 11:00 AM

Young hottie I hang with when in NY sent me a bottle of cologne. I sent her some Victorias Secret satin pjs and matching slippers.

**stevenash** · 12-24-21, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I would love a hairpiece for Christmas

Vitamin 'V' too.
Rumor has it you're hung like a white field mouse Coach.

Kidding of course, you do rock that Kojak look I'll give you that.
All that's missing is the lollipop.

Who love's Ya baby, you're beautiful?

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-24-21, 11:24 AM

I buy my harem massage gift cards

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-24-21, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

I buy my harem massage gift cards

Got these as well Fatty!

**pimike** · 12-24-21, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

I give thanks and praises up to JESUS CHRIST for his birthday. That's what this holiday is all about. Everyone else gets nothing and can kiss my arse!

Good one Jibby

merry Christmas bud!

**pimike** · 12-24-21, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Got these as well Fatty!

Text me

**wquine** · 12-24-21, 12:37 PM

sometimes i tie a ribbon around a whisky bottle

**stackz125** · 12-24-21, 12:38 PM

Get something for your kid JJ

**packerd_00** · 12-24-21, 01:25 PM

Of course mate most of us are big kids on Christmas it's like when you go to Disney World.

**packerd_00** · 12-24-21, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Vitamin 'V' too.
Rumor has it you're hung like a white field mouse Coach.

Kidding of course, you do rock that Kojak look I'll give you that.
All that's missing is the lollipop.

Who love's Ya baby, you're beautiful?

He always reminded me a bit of Joe Pescis character in Home Alone.

**BeatTheJerk** · 12-24-21, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Tanko

Get gifts????? No.
Give gifts.... Yes! Until I'm broke.

It only goes one way Mr. Corbin.

You must be the one in the family that has all the money lol.

**BeatTheJerk** · 12-24-21, 01:46 PM

I was given a pair of slippers & a dildo.

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-24-21, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Got these as well Fatty!

Damn....hmu I'm in Cape Coral here. I'll buy ya a bourbon and we'll smoke and talk shit about other posters.

**jjgold** · 12-24-21, 02:44 PM

I love dicks buying their girls expensive stuff to get laid 3x next year

**Tanko** · 12-24-21, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

I was given a pair of slippers & a dildo.

**BeatTheJerk** · 12-24-21, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by Tanko

I guess if I don’t like the slippers, I can literally go fukk myself.

**Slurry Pumper** · 12-24-21, 03:20 PM

I get the gift of giving shit. So over the years I thought it was more of a burden to give stuff to others but now that I figured out that I can use it as a weapon, I look at giving stuff as a gift.

For instance, 2 years ago my son was acting like a petulant asshole while my daughter just gave birth to my 1st granddaughter. She got his allotment of gold chunks that I buy every year for the 3 kids, and now the grand kid. He was shocked that I totally just gave his share to his sister. Of course they have to wait until I die to actually get it which gives them an incentive to give me a see ya later party one day when the amounts get large enough which I have no doubt my life will end up on an Discover ID show with Lester Holt.

**JIBBBY** · 12-24-21, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by pimike

Good one Jibby

merry Christmas bud!

Back at ya Mikey!!

**BeatTheJerk** · 12-24-21, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Slurry Pumper

I get the gift of giving shit. So over the years I thought it was more of a burden to give stuff to others but now that I figured out that I can use it as a weapon, I look at giving stuff as a gift.

For instance, 2 years ago my son was acting like a petulant asshole while my daughter just gave birth to my 1st granddaughter. She got his allotment of gold chunks that I buy every year for the 3 kids, and now the grand kid. He was shocked that I totally just gave his share to his sister. Of course they have to wait until I die to actually get it which gives them an incentive to give me a see ya later party one day when the amounts get large enough which I have no doubt my life will end up on an Discover ID show with Lester Holt.

Seriously good luck with that !

**jjgold** · 12-24-21, 03:40 PM

Lol