DonkLand Road Show: Daytona 500 2023

**Auto Donk** · 02-17-23, 05:03 PM

from last night:

poll: which do you drive to pick up ass at the Daytona 500:

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-17-23, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

from last night:

poll: which do you drive to pick up ass at the Daytona 500:

Right

No wait… you can pile the pussy up in the bed of the truck.

LEFT

**manny24** · 02-17-23, 05:41 PM

can't believe Dangles didn't ask about the mother-in-law's cans

we are backing Ross Chastain 16-1

get em Donker

**packerd_00** · 02-17-23, 06:12 PM

Who's your driver Donk?

**mjsuax13** · 02-17-23, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

from last night:

poll: which do you drive to pick up ass at the Daytona 500:

Truck. Can throw a mattress in the back and really hammer that shit down. My buddy calls his truck the “Fukk Truck”

**packerd_00** · 02-17-23, 06:15 PM

Joey Logano is my stone cold lock for Sunday.

**gauchojake** · 02-17-23, 09:08 PM

Hey Donker why do you think the Fords dominate this race the past couple years???

**agendaman** · 02-17-23, 09:15 PM

i like alex bowman donk.my dog pk. is erik jones.

**Optional** · 02-17-23, 09:48 PM

So far

Trucks
Zane Smith +1200 and Ben Rhodes +1200
Zane > Chase Elliott +105
Rhodes > Majeski -115

Xfinity
Cole Custer +1000 and Top 3 to close out a parlay

Cup
LaJoie

**Stallion** · 02-17-23, 10:02 PM

Hey Autodonk,
Last Thursday I was leaving Costco, and I saw a woman driving a shi**y piece of junk car and the plate said MS DONK, was that your wife??

**packerd_00** · 02-18-23, 02:26 AM

Originally posted by Optional

So far

Trucks
Zane Smith +1200 and Ben Rhodes +1200
Zane > Chase Elliott +105
Rhodes > Majeski -115

Xfinity
Cole Custer +1000 and Top 3 to close out a parlay

Cup
LaJoie

Hey Opti are you running any NASCAR Contests this year? Cheers mate.

**Optional** · 02-18-23, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Hey Opti are you running any NASCAR Contests this year? Cheers mate.

I wasn't going to, but will play if someone else will do it.

**pologq** · 02-18-23, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by Stallion

Hey Autodonk,
Last Thursday I was leaving Costco, and I saw a woman driving a shi**y piece of junk car and the plate said MS DONK, was that your wife??

maybe she had a badonadonk?

**packerd_00** · 02-18-23, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Optional

I wasn't going to, but will play if someone else will do it.

I should contact LT and see what the story is.

**JIBBBY** · 02-18-23, 02:29 PM

Donkers!

**Machba** · 02-18-23, 02:47 PM

I vote for the 66 Donk but the TRIM would prefer the GT hands down

**KVB** · 02-18-23, 02:55 PM

Donker!!

I always love a good Donkland Roadshow.

**manny24** · 02-18-23, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by Stallion

Hey Autodonk,
Last Thursday I was leaving Costco, and I saw a woman driving a shi**y piece of junk car and the plate said MS DONK, was that your wife??

nice try Stallion she drives an F-Type

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-18-23, 03:52 PM

Wheres the pussy pics?

**gauchojake** · 02-18-23, 05:12 PM

Daggles you have enough pussy pics

**JIBBBY** · 02-18-23, 05:29 PM

Diggityhotdog is always horny and looking for action! Wish I had his sex drive..

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-18-23, 05:30 PM

Gaucher, I need more for my collection.

Mind ya biz, sir.

**KVB** · 02-18-23, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Daggles you have enough pussy pics

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Gaucher, I need more for my collection.

Mind ya biz, sir.

**gauchojake** · 02-18-23, 07:13 PM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-18-23, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Originally posted by gauchojake

**gauchojake** · 02-18-23, 08:05 PM

**Auto Donk** · 02-19-23, 11:22 AM

sorry for the delayed response, but trying to recoup after wild night in daytona beach last night, post xfinity race.....

will post a few vids, hopefully, before heading over to the track in about an hour.....

Let's go racin' boys!!!!!

pretty cool 3-d commemorative tickets...

**Auto Donk** · 02-19-23, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by Stallion

Hey Autodonk,
Last Thursday I was leaving Costco, and I saw a woman driving a shi**y piece of junk car and the plate said MS DONK, was that your wife??

no, just that asian bitch I nailed who can't get over me... her name was Sum Yung Ho.......

**Auto Donk** · 02-19-23, 11:33 AM

**slayer14** · 02-19-23, 11:34 AM

Pussy pic donk?

**Auto Donk** · 02-19-23, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by slayer14

Pussy pic donk?

first, another poll.......

had to buy the wife a sexy daytona tshirt last night so she could chop the bottom half off for today, to nestle her dd's into it with just the right amount of underboob.........

I made the purchase of one of these, let's get the sbr crowd's response as to which of these three you'd prefer to see huge dd's trying to bust out of at any given second:

top turquoise or bottom camo:

or the red one:

I'll take an incognito of her beautiful, gorgeous, succulent rack at some point in the race today and reveal which I chose!!!!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-19-23, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by slayer14

Pussy pic donk?

Wow… Slayer is a HORNDOG!

**Auto Donk** · 02-19-23, 12:30 PM

so, diggity, two questions:

1. which t shirt of the three above would you want to see a dd rack trying to bust out of?

and

2. which do you think I chose last night, while half drunk and thinkin' about titty fukkin'?

**gauchojake** · 02-19-23, 12:43 PM

35$ for a Tshirt!

I'd go camo