Gone are the days when the United States would just mail it in... No sir, we invented this game and we are bound determined to seize the gold in dominating fashion. Just look at the embarrassment of riches on Team USA's roster:
Banchero
Bridges
...wait, there's more
Brunson
Edwards
Haliburton
...hang on to your seats, we're just getting started
Hart
Ingram
Jackson Jr.
...and just when you thought the talent pool was exhausted
Kessler
Cam Johnson
...a gluttony of this degree should be illegal, but we're still stackin' world beaters
Portis
Reaves
I mean surely the mercy rule will be in place, won't it? You can't just butcher teams on national television.
Banchero
Bridges
...wait, there's more
Brunson
Edwards
Haliburton
...hang on to your seats, we're just getting started
Hart
Ingram
Jackson Jr.
...and just when you thought the talent pool was exhausted
Kessler
Cam Johnson
...a gluttony of this degree should be illegal, but we're still stackin' world beaters
Portis
Reaves
I mean surely the mercy rule will be in place, won't it? You can't just butcher teams on national television.