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  • trobin31
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-09-14
    • 9853

    #36
    Originally posted by Da Manster!
    OllBill hypothesis: same sex are much better at gobbling knob because it takes juan to know juan
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    • Da Manster!
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-13-07
      • 17720

      #37
      Originally posted by trobin31
      OllBill hypothesis: same sex are much better at gobbling knob because it takes juan to know juan
      Ole Bill is nuttier than a fruitcake on Christmas!
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      • OldBill
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 11-02-21
        • 6398

        #38
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        • bjb7223
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          • 11-03-12
          • 10347

          #39
          wtf is going on SBR?
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          • Slurry Pumper
            SBR MVP
            • 06-18-18
            • 2811

            #40
            Great a rocking chair nap game for me to get back to even here (4 -4)
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            • Slurry Pumper
              SBR MVP
              • 06-18-18
              • 2811

              #41
              This week right under the gun, I'm taking the Ind / Car game to fly over the 45 point total.
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              • Slurry Pumper
                SBR MVP
                • 06-18-18
                • 2811

                #42
                Half way through the season and the record has me at 4- 5. That means i've been smoking more pole than eating high class fish taco salad. This week, I'm taking the San Francisco 49ers to beat up on the Jacksonville Jagoffs by more than 3 (-108) points. All lines are by the DraftKings. I'm a big believer that when teams go into a bye week on a streak, that, that is a good breaker of that streak. Yeah, I just used "that" in a sentence 4 times. S.F has lost 3 in a row to Cleveland, Minnesota, and Cincinnati, while the Jagoffs have won the last 5 with Atlanta, Buffalo, Indianapolis, Pissburgh, and New Orleans. It's time for a little reset here as the Jagoffs have a 2 game lead on the next best team in their division Houston while the 9ers are tied with the Seabags at 5-3. After the next couple of weeks, the 9ers get to play the bags, Eagles, and the bags again. I think they are well aware of the situation while the Jagoffs are not feeling the pressure to perform as much.
                The bottom line is San Fran needs it more, they've had a few weeks to think about it and I expect them to come out play ballz out and get me to 500 for the year and also allow me to buy some beef tenderloin for that steak dinner I'll be choking down all week, instead of the Alpo horse chunks I've been throwing down my throat for the last week.
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                • homie1975
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-24-13
                  • 15442

                  #43
                  Slurry
                  sports kicks everyone's asss over time, even the sharp guys like you and TRobin.

                  let's stick to stocks and bitcoin.

                  signed,
                  your friend homie born in 1975
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                  • Slurry Pumper
                    SBR MVP
                    • 06-18-18
                    • 2811

                    #44
                    Without the markets I truly might have to smoke pole for a living. Helping people pump slurry around doesn't quite pay as nice as it did when I was a young pumper.
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                    • KnuckleHeadz
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-11-19
                      • 8194

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Slurry Pumper
                      Without the markets I truly might have to smoke pole for a living. Helping people pump slurry around doesn't quite pay as nice as it did when I was a young pumper.
                      Don’t resort to smoking the pole Slurry we need you on the good side!

                      The pumpers on my project make a killing ….
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                      • KnuckleHeadz
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-11-19
                        • 8194

                        #46
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                        • homie1975
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-24-13
                          • 15442

                          #47
                          Wow !!!
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                          • Slurry Pumper
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-18-18
                            • 2811

                            #48
                            A rocking chair play yesterday gets me to the 500 mark on the season and also allows me to eat the tenderloin all week. At 5 - 5, I think this is where I need to make the move to profitability. Going into the later half of the season, we have a good idea of how each team plays and which teams you can't trust.
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                            • Slurry Pumper
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-18-18
                              • 2811

                              #49
                              For the record, I don't actually pump slurry. I just help others pump slurry as efficiently as possible in an industrial setting. Jumping from Slurry hole to slurry hole, no hole to deep, no head to high, no fee too excessive.
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                              • Slurry Pumper
                                SBR MVP
                                • 06-18-18
                                • 2811

                                #50
                                Going into next week, I gotta get this in a little early as I'm going to be traveling a bit for the next couple of days. Taking the L.A. Chargers -3-115. Green Bay can't score against anyone, and while they hold down opponents from scoring, that wont happen this week.
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                                • Snowball
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 11-15-09
                                  • 30040

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by Slurry Pumper
                                  Going into next week, I gotta get this in a little early as I'm going to be traveling a bit for the next couple of days. Taking the L.A. Chargers -3-115. Green Bay can't score against anyone, and while they hold down opponents from scoring, that wont happen this week.
                                  I'm on the Chargers also, and the Broncos. My top 2 this week. Good Luck to us.
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                                  • homie1975
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-24-13
                                    • 15442

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Snowball
                                    I'm on the Chargers also, and the Broncos. My top 2 this week. Good Luck to us.
                                    Good Health Snower and Slurry.

                                    Chargers game scares me because Packer QB Love is much much better at home than on the road. I lean GB +3 but no play for me.

                                    Broncos have been fortunate in the turnover dept lately but i like their mojo. Vikings have been awesome the last two games starting new QB and teammate Dobbs and you are betting against a rejuvenated team who thought they were dead when Cousins went down.

                                    if forced to wager I actually lean Vikes +2.5 so I would take Vikes on the ML as the short dog.

                                    in summation, I lean:

                                    Packers +3
                                    Vikings ML

                                    good health and good luck as i only have Leans not actual plays. I hope I am wrong on both and you guys WIN.

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                                    • Slurry Pumper
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 06-18-18
                                      • 2811

                                      #53
                                      Another 13 game week where I'll be out sucking Thanksgiving kawk in order to put my most unflavored meat on the table. My friend (Clear Water Pumper) talked me outta taking the Jagoffs, which was my 1st choice. We all know how that goes. Anyway, I'll be back in a few days with my special Turkey day parlay, which gives you a reason to stay up after all of that Indica, turkey, and wild turkey that will be consumed while avoiding political topics which are getting smaller and smaller these days.
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                                      • Slurry Pumper
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 06-18-18
                                        • 2811

                                        #54
                                        This week, I'm again one behind the 500 mark looking to get to the almost making money spot. It's gotta be the Clowns +1.5 -110. If any team was ever made to beat the Broncos, it is the Clowns. Never mind that the QB is some rookie dude that they just went with last week. Browns run all day and that defense will have some sacks of Russel Captn' Lucky Wilson. I don't think you'll need the 1.5 points so a little something on the money line here at +105 is also how I'm playing it.
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                                        • trobin31
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-09-14
                                          • 9853

                                          #55
                                          I haven’t seen the Browns new QB play. Is he any good?
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                                          • homie1975
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-24-13
                                            • 15442

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Slurry Pumper
                                            This week, I'm again one behind the 500 mark looking to get to the almost making money spot. It's gotta be the Clowns +1.5 -110. If any team was ever made to beat the Broncos, it is the Clowns. Never mind that the QB is some rookie dude that they just went with last week. Browns run all day and that defense will have some sacks of Russel Captn' Lucky Wilson. I don't think you'll need the 1.5 points so a little something on the money line here at +105 is also how I'm playing it.
                                            gawdammit Slurry! stop trying to force it. LOL
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                                            • homie1975
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-24-13
                                              • 15442

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by trobin31
                                              I haven’t seen the Browns new QB play. Is he any good?
                                              dtr from ucla just a rookie.

                                              other guy is pj walker.

                                              neither is like watson, not even close.
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                                              • Da Manster!
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 07-13-07
                                                • 17720

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by homie1975
                                                dtr from ucla just a rookie.

                                                other guy is pj walker.

                                                neither is like watson, not even close.
                                                They should have never gotten rid of Joshua Dobbs! That was a real head scratcher considering the alternatives! Even he would be an immediate upgrade over those two right now especially with how good he's playing!
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                                                • Slurry Pumper
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 06-18-18
                                                  • 2811

                                                  #59
                                                  All the clowns had to do is run right, run left, and run center, instead they started to throw the ball with a dude who no one knows and they got blown out for it. Sitting at 2 games under 500 now (5-7) and needing to make some serious money in the near future to buy those 5 oz gold chunks I get for my 3 degenerate kids every year. Time to put the rally cap on and get to work here on the NFL board.
                                                  I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving.
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                                                  • Slurry Pumper
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 06-18-18
                                                    • 2811

                                                    #60
                                                    So this week's game is a gotta have it type of thing. I'm backing the Under 41.5 -112 Arizona / Pittsburgh play. Pittsburgh just got their new offense on track last week, and still only put up 16. I don't see Pittsburgh being able to break 20, and that means the Defense will be playing ballz out against Murray who will have to go play in the crappy weather. Pittsburgh will be able to contain the Arizona QB and keep them to scoring less than 17.
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                                                    • Slurry Pumper
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 06-18-18
                                                      • 2811

                                                      #61
                                                      That was a sleeper yesterday, but every time I woke up they had the game in a delay. I hate when that happens on a game I am investing in. Anyway, it all worked out and the 41.5 points never even got close. The record now is just 1 game under 500 at (6-7) as the 3/4 pole is reached in the NFL season.
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                                                      • Slurry Pumper
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 06-18-18
                                                        • 2811

                                                        #62
                                                        This week kind of slipped by me, and now I'm restricted t o2 game to choose from. I liked Miami back when it was -13.5 but now at 14, that's just not what I want to do. So for me to get back to even with the record, I'll take the over in the Ten @ Mia game at 46.5. Right now the record is 6-7, and after tonight it will be back to even.
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                                                        • 19th Hole
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-22-09
                                                          • 18827

                                                          #63
                                                          Plumper
                                                          Get the Total!!
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                                                          • Slurry Pumper
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 06-18-18
                                                            • 2811

                                                            #64
                                                            Back to 7-7, I got 4 weeks left to get on a run here hopefully.
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                                                            • Jayvegas420
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 03-09-11
                                                              • 28213

                                                              #65
                                                              hmmmm...keepin an eye on this guy.
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                                                              • Slurry Pumper
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 06-18-18
                                                                • 2811

                                                                #66
                                                                This week as I look at the board, I'm looking at the Baltimore vs Jacksonville game on Sunday night. The total is just 42.5, and it has me puzzled as these 2 teams should have no problem scoring well into the 50's. I get the feeling that the books are baiting me into taking it but F it here I go. Bal / Jac Over 42.5-108 (Draftkings as they have all been).
                                                                Its been a good week drinking Champagne and choking down Caviar on Salmon slices. The typical way I see Caviar served is on a little pancake, but I don't like that method, I prefer the little fish eggs on the Salmon slices. Anyway thankfully bowl season starts on Saturday so I have some get away from the family. You know a place to hang out and watch a sport together without talking because family are the people who you really can't stand but have to hang out with.
                                                                BTW, yay gold, its about time it got to 2000. I think it stays there and we may be on the cusp of a run here this up coming year.
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                                                                • Slurry Pumper
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 06-18-18
                                                                  • 2811

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Well leave it up to the Jagoffs to move the ball far enough to not score but take plenty of time off the clock last week. I just can't seem to get it over the 500 level for the year.
                                                                  This week the stars have aligned and for my game of the week, its a same game parlay.
                                                                  I taking the Cowboys (ml) and the OVER 50. On the Draft Kings the payout is +278.

                                                                  I've been a flipper fan ever since they literally had Flipper swimming around in the end zone fetching the football after a field goal. The Dolphins can't beat a decent team, and Dallas is the next decent team on the docket. Actually Miami will not win another game this season as usual and they know it too. Dallas should win by 10, and in doing so Miami will put up some garbage points to push the total over the 50 which will make this an awesome Christmas.

                                                                  Tua I usemytonguewhileIblowya will toss an ill timed interception (probably a pick 6) early in the 4th quarter and all hell will break loose. How many times do you need to watch this game with the Dolphins to get the hint? Sure they beat up on the Jets last week, but the Jets don't have a decent offense, and last weeks get right feeling with the Dolphins offense will not carry the team to victory as the Cowboys got curb stomped last week on almsot prime time. They will bounce back this week.
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                                                                  • ChuckyTheGoat
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 04-04-11
                                                                    • 36646

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by Slurry Pumper
                                                                    Well leave it up to the Jagoffs to move the ball far enough to not score but take plenty of time off the clock last week. I just can't seem to get it over the 500 level for the year.
                                                                    This week the stars have aligned and for my game of the week, its a same game parlay.
                                                                    I taking the Cowboys (ml) and the OVER 50. On the Draft Kings the payout is +278.

                                                                    I've been a flipper fan ever since they literally had Flipper swimming around in the end zone fetching the football after a field goal. The Dolphins can't beat a decent team, and Dallas is the next decent team on the docket. Actually Miami will not win another game this season as usual and they know it too. Dallas should win by 10, and in doing so Miami will put up some garbage points to push the total over the 50 which will make this an awesome Christmas.

                                                                    Tua I usemytonguewhileIblowya will toss an ill timed interception (probably a pick 6) early in the 4th quarter and all hell will break loose. How many times do you need to watch this game with the Dolphins to get the hint? Sure they beat up on the Jets last week, but the Jets don't have a decent offense, and last weeks get right feeling with the Dolphins offense will not carry the team to victory as the Cowboys got curb stomped last week on almsot prime time. They will bounce back this week.
                                                                    I like it. I mentioned elsewhere that I think the Cowboys are in a good spot here.
                                                                    Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                                                    • Slurry Pumper
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 06-18-18
                                                                      • 2811

                                                                      #69
                                                                      At 7-9, it's starting to get to be a desperate venture to make it a winning season. I'm making his pick late because this has a "its always been this way" so keep betting it. Can Miami cover the generous 3.5? I say no, give me the same bet from last week only with more holiday money and cheer behind it. Parlay (+278) BAL -3.5 +100 & Over 47 -112.
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                                                                      • Slurry Pumper
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 06-18-18
                                                                        • 2811

                                                                        #70
                                                                        A parlay win last week that we will just count as a regular win for the record. That record stands at 8-9, and thus I have a chance to end at 50% if this week goes well. So the old saying goes, if it is broken hit it big, or it should be a saying. The Flippers lost the Chubster last week, and that is huge for Josh Allen coming to town this week. Without a pass rush, Allen is going to carve up that Porpoise like a Sushi chef. Also Miami is banged up on offense as well with multiple dudes on the mend. If Miami wins there is a big chance that they will have to play the Bills yet again next week. I think they go into the game half halfheartedly while the Bills will be looking to win the East yet again. I think they do it. The regular -2.5 is for pussies at this point, I am taking the Bills on the alternate line at the DraftKings where I got all the lines from this year at -7+194. After this week, I'll be back to 50% and we'll start on the playoff push.
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