I may have to take a break. I've offended anyone and everyone and that's unbecoming of a classy gentleman like myself. I used to be a real big deal around here but now I just seem to be a proverbial fly in the soup of SBR.
If you don't believe me, just look at the laundry list of posters I've offended:
SBR Andy is mad at me because I never talk to him
Slayer14 is mad at me because I said his threads are the equivalent of outdated junk mail
biggie12 is mad at me because I asked him for a handout
Da Manster is mad at me because I still owe him betpoints
Optional is mad at me because I don't drink Bud Light
goduke is mad at me because I called him a non-binary tranny-loving pansexual virgin
homie1975 is mad at me because I said if he were a celebrity he'd be Spongebob Squarepants
TheMoneyShot is mad at me because I said he shouldn't snort creatine in front of his Tinder dates.
Snowball is mad at me because I asked him if he got a tinfoil onesie for Christmas
Kermit is mad at me because I told him this is SBR, not TMZ
d2bets is mad at me because I didn't know if "superspreader" was a pandemic buzzword or his sister's nickname in high school
Mac4Lyfe is mad at me because I called him Crack4Life
cecil127 is mad at me because I asked him if he had his wife's permission to use her photo as his avatar (his avatar is a horse)
OldBill is mad at me because I punctuate my sentences properly
budwiser is mad at me because I called him a retard and Rickrolled his ass
lakerboy is mad at me because he was slumping so bad once I encouraged him to change his name to landfill
stevenash is mad at me because I said 9/11 was an inside job
trobin31 is mad at me because I insinuated that the career achievement certificate in his office was actually a Taco Bell employee of the month award
hehfest is mad at me because I said buying through the number 3 is not +EV long term
captrobey is mad at me because I randomly litter his thread with bigfoot spam
gauchojake is mad at me because I said Californians would rather get a sex change than attend a Chargers game, then went on to add that they'd rather get a sex change than do a lot of things
Slurry Pumper is mad at me because I caught him creeping in a John Lawson live stream
Shute is mad at me because I called him "Poop Shute"
DonnieBrasco23 is mad at me because I don't submit picks and don't post across the street
TheTopMoron is mad at me because I said he'd be in the Hall of Fame if they admitted Monday morning quarterbacks
JIBBBY is mad at me because I called him a beekeeper (he has too many B's in his handle)
unde0087 is mad at me because I questioned the efficacy of his mood swing meds
johnnyvegas13 is mad at me because I'm hip to the fact that Chucky is trying to have butt sex with him
ChuckyTheGoat is mad at me because I'm hip to the fact that he's trying to have butt sex with Johnny
Good grief, the only one who ever liked me was Opie1988. This makes me sad. I'm like a bull in a china shop, just running amok and destroying anything within reach. Spider gives me a timeout and I just come back and wreak more havoc. I'll never learn. Maybe they'll like me more at AOL, I heard they have a chatroom or something.
If you don't believe me, just look at the laundry list of posters I've offended:
SBR Andy is mad at me because I never talk to him
Slayer14 is mad at me because I said his threads are the equivalent of outdated junk mail
biggie12 is mad at me because I asked him for a handout
Da Manster is mad at me because I still owe him betpoints
Optional is mad at me because I don't drink Bud Light
goduke is mad at me because I called him a non-binary tranny-loving pansexual virgin
homie1975 is mad at me because I said if he were a celebrity he'd be Spongebob Squarepants
TheMoneyShot is mad at me because I said he shouldn't snort creatine in front of his Tinder dates.
Snowball is mad at me because I asked him if he got a tinfoil onesie for Christmas
Kermit is mad at me because I told him this is SBR, not TMZ
d2bets is mad at me because I didn't know if "superspreader" was a pandemic buzzword or his sister's nickname in high school
Mac4Lyfe is mad at me because I called him Crack4Life
cecil127 is mad at me because I asked him if he had his wife's permission to use her photo as his avatar (his avatar is a horse)
OldBill is mad at me because I punctuate my sentences properly
budwiser is mad at me because I called him a retard and Rickrolled his ass
lakerboy is mad at me because he was slumping so bad once I encouraged him to change his name to landfill
stevenash is mad at me because I said 9/11 was an inside job
trobin31 is mad at me because I insinuated that the career achievement certificate in his office was actually a Taco Bell employee of the month award
hehfest is mad at me because I said buying through the number 3 is not +EV long term
captrobey is mad at me because I randomly litter his thread with bigfoot spam
gauchojake is mad at me because I said Californians would rather get a sex change than attend a Chargers game, then went on to add that they'd rather get a sex change than do a lot of things
Slurry Pumper is mad at me because I caught him creeping in a John Lawson live stream
Shute is mad at me because I called him "Poop Shute"
DonnieBrasco23 is mad at me because I don't submit picks and don't post across the street
TheTopMoron is mad at me because I said he'd be in the Hall of Fame if they admitted Monday morning quarterbacks
JIBBBY is mad at me because I called him a beekeeper (he has too many B's in his handle)
unde0087 is mad at me because I questioned the efficacy of his mood swing meds
johnnyvegas13 is mad at me because I'm hip to the fact that Chucky is trying to have butt sex with him
ChuckyTheGoat is mad at me because I'm hip to the fact that he's trying to have butt sex with Johnny
Good grief, the only one who ever liked me was Opie1988. This makes me sad. I'm like a bull in a china shop, just running amok and destroying anything within reach. Spider gives me a timeout and I just come back and wreak more havoc. I'll never learn. Maybe they'll like me more at AOL, I heard they have a chatroom or something.
...anyhow all is good between you and I Mr. Ed!...
...seriously, you are a good dude with lots of intelligent and funny cracks! Good luck on your future endeavors young man!...
