Let's Be Honest About the Super Bowl... It Sucks. The Super Bowl Sucks.

[Eddy Munny]

At least Travis doesn't have to worry about alimony if they divorce.

[JIBBBY]

At least Travis doesn't have to worry about alimony if they divorce.

She'll have the pre-nump papers ready before he gets on one knee for sure.

Isn't she worth like a billion dollars now?

[Eddy Munny]

She'll have the pre-nump papers ready before he gets on one knee for sure.

Isn't she worth like a billion dollars now?

Yeah, she's an industry machine.

Now I ain't saying Travis is a gold digger, but he ain't messin wit no broke ******

[JIBBBY]

Yeah, she's an industry machine. Kelce might be a gold digger.

Maybe he'll get on two knees after the game and beg her to marry him then..

[Eddy Munny]

Can he still propose if the Chiefs lose? I'm guessing not.

He'll have to pivot to date night at Applebee's.

[hehfest]

It's a gigantic Illuminati spectacle. Tons of eyes and spirits will be watching their "blood sacrifice" half-time show. Likely, it will infiltrate the zombies brains and souls and they will be Soul-Scalped (at least the ones that have not been yet). Seriously, too, no joke, its dark magic. You can laugh or call me this or that, but THEY believe in their DARK MAGIC and they believe its real.

[hehfest]

She'll have the pre-nump papers ready before he gets on one knee for sure.

Isn't she worth like a billion dollars now?

Yes, she is worth unlimited funds from the Illuminati now. They own her. She sold-out her soul. If you think that's all bullshit, go watch videos of Bob Dillon admitting it. He admits it. He was serious about it too. It wasn't him just foolin' about. So, 100% she's sold her eternal soul to darkness and the devil.

[lakerboy]

Only memorable ones were Saints and Giants winning the bowl, most other games were on par with playoff games. Seen way better playoff and conference games over the years. The only way this game will be exciting if purdy matches or outplays mahomes. A lot of people are tired of mahomes era already because its similar to the pats which was also tiring.

Steelers vs Arizona was a tremendous game. But the end result was trash.

[Eddy Munny]

You routinely get these high flying offenses offenses that are completely grounded in the bowl game for whatever reason... like the year the Greatest Show on Turf beat the Titans. Again, another game that featured a memorable finish, but belied the quality of the first three quarters. Rams kicked like three field goals in the first half while the Titans put up a donut; the game was never really in question until that final drive that came up short.

Then you had that Jared Goff Rams/Patriots Super Bowl where Sean McVay couldn't even move the sticks after going up and down the field all season... Game was a putrid product and Brady didn't have to do much of anything to bag another ring.

The Super Bowls suck.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

The reason those high flying offenses get grounded is because of good defense; both Pats/Giants games didn't have a ton of scoring but they were great games all the way through.

[Eddy Munny]

The reason those high flying offenses get grounded is because of good defense; both Pats/Giants games didn't have a ton of scoring but they were great games all the way through.

Nah, that's revisionist history tinged with nostalgia bolstered by highlight clips.

The Rams game was pretty lame. Even the Stafford Rams SB was mediocre, the score was close, but play was marred by joke officiating per usual. The David Tyree game was absolute trash for the majority of it. You've just reduced it to two or three drives and called it good.

Obviously there's some good games sprinkled in if you comb through the entire history of the games, but most are underwhelming, and when you couple that with the sterile, corporate atmosphere and the dragged out festivities of pomp and circumstance, it's a fukking New Year's Day parade when all we really want is quality football.

[hehfest]

The actual quote which is attributed to Mayer Amschel Rothschild is:

"Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws!"

[Eddy Munny]

I'm tailing Gopuke.

[EddieMusher]

Agreed. Super Bowl sucks ass.

[OldBill]

it sucks ass so much i record billions of $ wagered this year and more coming in 4.5 hrs left

[Eddy Munny]

No shit Bill, people have to be up to their neck in wagers to make the shitshow remotely exciting for the same reason there's an open bar at wedding receptions.

[asiagambler]

Steelers vs Arizona was a tremendous game. But the end result was trash.

NE vs Seattle

[JIBBBY]

Agreed. Super Bowl sucks ass.

I don't like them either. For too much media coverage and hype leading up, halftime shows suck, Taylor Swift sucks, commercials are trash mostly also, etc..

Playoffs much better.. Games are better in the playoffs and not in the toilet bowl typically.

[Slurry Pumper]

Well most of the time, the actual game does suck, but there is always the potential for a great game. Its been a while since we have had a real defensive game in the superbowl. I think the last was the Giants and Patriots when the Patriots were undefeated. I would like a 10-7 game for once. The drama would be huge at the end, and maybe the shots of Taylor Swift in the stands would be minimized.

If K.C. wins, there is no way Travis proposes to the Swifter. That would be too disrespectful to his teammates, he might as well retire then too. Of course Taylor would just dump him and sing about it in her next album.

[asiagambler]

Well most of the time, the actual game does suck, but there is always the potential for a great game. Its been a while since we have had a real defensive game in the superbowl. I think the last was the Giants and Patriots when the Patriots were undefeated

NE vs LA Rams 13-3 wasn't that long ago

[Slurry Pumper]

NE vs LA Rams 13-3 wasn't that long ago

Thanks I forgot about that one.

[Eddy Munny]

NE vs LA Rams 13-3 wasn't that long ago

Yeah and that was like watching paint dry. You can't tell me it's all great defense when the league's 2nd rated offense in both yards and points scores a flippin field goal a nothing else. There's some great defense mixed in with a whole lot of pitiful offense, and a lack of adjustments to boot.

[asiagambler]

Yeah and that was like watching paint dry. You can't tell me it's all great defense when the league's 2nd rated offense in both yards and points scores a flippin field goal a nothing else. There's some great defense mixed in with a whole lot of pitiful offense, and a lack of adjustments to boot.

It was great and exciting if you bet the under or New England

[Headsterx]

Nothing sucks when you’re making big bucks!

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Nah, that's revisionist history tinged with nostalgia bolstered by highlight clips.

The Rams game was pretty lame. Even the Stafford Rams SB was mediocre, the score was close, but play was marred by joke officiating per usual. The David Tyree game was absolute trash for the majority of it. You've just reduced it to two or three drives and called it good.

Obviously there's some good games sprinkled in if you comb through the entire history of the games, but most are underwhelming, and when you couple that with the sterile, corporate atmosphere and the dragged out festivities of pomp and circumstance, it's a fukking New Year's Day parade when all we really want is quality football.

Revisionist history? You're wrong. I watched both games and the offenses weren't bad, the defenses were simply that good. Most people can't appreciate good D the way they can high flying O.

[bjb7223]

Nothing sucks when you’re making big bucks!

Who is making big bucks?

[Git Lo]

Nothing sucks when you’re making big bucks!

True but you don't need the sb for that. There are too many unnecessary variables inexperience players/qb for the big stage and also experienced qbs (we have both this game), long break for halftime, long break between conf. and sb. Same applies to other sports. Makes sense why the bets are for KC even though the game is closer to coin toss. If KC wins easily and deceively it just won't be exciting but bets will cash left and right.

[Eddy Munny]

Revisionist history? You're wrong. I watched both games and the offenses weren't bad, the defenses were simply that good. Most people can't appreciate good D the way they can high flying O.

Which game are you referring to? The Rams/Pats game was gutter trash.

The David Tyree helmet game is only memorable because, as I stated, the final few drives salvaged an otherwise shit game... I'm not arguing whether the offense or defense was responsible, it was a shitty game in general that pulled a rabbit out of its hat. If you watch a 3 hour movie that's lame save for the final 20 minutes, I'm not sure that's a great movie.

[Eddy Munny]

It was great and exciting if you bet the under or New England

So is Korean ping pong.

[bjb7223]

This will be the in game thread

[bjb7223]

The old Bill Walsh bootleg sprint play,

[bjb7223]

damn the Chiefs D needs to tighten up

[bjb7223]

fumble

[bjb7223]

Chiefs Ball...lol

[bjb7223]

sloppy start