Let's Be Honest About the Super Bowl... It Sucks. The Super Bowl Sucks.

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  • Eddy Munny
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    • 08-13-13
    • 15740

    #1
    Let's Be Honest About the Super Bowl... It Sucks. The Super Bowl Sucks.
    The event is a hype machine. It's a circus. The truth is the actual game is sterile and anticlimactic.

    It's all sideshow and spectacle. It's a "look at me, I got tickets" for pompous noobs to chase clout.

    It's chip dip and jello salad, and some neighbor lady who thinks hash marks are what you get when you fail to use an oven mitt.

    Why do I need a 45 minute halftime in a 60 minute game?

    Why do I need a game where the commercial breaks are the stars of the show?

    The Super Bowls have been responsible for some of the most boring football games of the season.

    Don't get me wrong, the playoffs are usually great, but the Super Bowl is just a dramatic way of reminding us it's over. The other major sports' finales are superior imo and I'd argue that even the March Madness championship is better.

    Let's get this ballyhooed lump of coal over with and break out the fishing rods.
  • Easy-Rider 66
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    • 02-14-12
    • 36045

    #2
    you got a way with words EDDY. Sometimes I don't watch the 2nd half of the game especially if my small wagers are not working well. Sometimes the game is good but many times a bust. Is what it is I guess.
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    • johnnyvegas13
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      • 05-21-15
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      #3
      lol eddy

      who u think wins niners or chiefs ?
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      • str
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        • 01-12-09
        • 11504

        #4
        I agree. When I watch it, it’s like a wake.
        The seasons over and this is like a celebration.
        Too me, two weeks ago was the pinnacle of the season.
        This week is hype city and Swifties.
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82477

          #5
          Agreed the actual playing time is like 10 minutes. You get a few good runs a couple good catches and a fumble and an interception. The rest of the 4 hours will be spend on the camera showing the celebrities, overrated halftime show and the refs looking at the monitors for challenges.
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          • actiondan
            SBR MVP
            • 10-16-10
            • 3398

            #6
            if not for super bowl party i would protest
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            • Eddy Munny
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-13-13
              • 15740

              #7
              I think we should abolish the Super Bowl and replace it with an Antiques Roadshow marathon.
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              • lakerboy
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-02-09
                • 94363

                #8
                Absolute garbage game and the matchup stinks. Food fest that's all
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                • stevenash
                  Moderator
                  • 01-17-11
                  • 65149

                  #9
                  I agree with 90 percent of Eddy's OP.

                  I'm looking forward to the game however, I think SF v. KC is a good matchup that has the potential to be a great SB game, until some zebra throws a flag on a phantom PI call and disrupts the rhythm of the game and screw me out of six points in the process.

                  The best games are the ones where the refs just let them play and don't call ticktack touch penalties.

                  The Kickoff is 6:30 Nasher time, I call BS on that, I bet it's more like 6:38-6:42.
                  I'll tune into CBS at 6:20, I don't want to listen to four hours of pre-game nonsense.

                  I'll probably give Usher five minutes of half time then say to myself "I really don't care much for Usher's music" (he and his crew are very talented though; I have to give credit where credit is due) get up, take a monster porcelain massive, go to kitchen, grab another heap plate of Ally's lasagna, come back for the second half.

                  Like I said, it should be a good game, but my money is on something will screw it up.
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                  • Foxx
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-25-11
                    • 5825

                    #10
                    The pomp and vanity of the Super Bowl is a bit over the top for my tastes, and the whole affair comes off overly contrived. Personally, I haven't watched a commercial or halftime show in years. I always host, and commercials are a good time to work on the chicken wings, and halftime is an opportune moment to sneak out back and smoke a cigar. Certainly, the years with a dud game do feel anticlimactic and leave an aftertaste of disappointment, especially when the bets didn't cash. That said, we've had a number of entertaining games with dramatic finishes the last 25 years, and I don't feel the uninspiring games happen at a higher rate than a typical football game.
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                    • Ian
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                      • 11-09-09
                      • 6019

                      #11
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                      • lakerboy
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                        • 04-02-09
                        • 94363

                        #12
                        Halftime show is long and that's wrong because it changes the game and no other sport does that for one game but you get time to make food etc
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                        • unde0087
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                          • 03-27-08
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                          #13
                          You know the Superbowl is a clown show when you see articles on CBSsports about Why Taylor Swifts mom may not sit with her daughter for the game. A girlfriend of a player has more coverage than the actual game itself. I could probably look on any sportsbook and see a line if they sit together or not. What a fukin joke.
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                          • unde0087
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                            • 03-27-08
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                            #14
                            Superbowl is basically a three ring circus with the occasional football game smashed in between all the garbage.
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                            • k13
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                              • 07-16-10
                              • 18053

                              #15
                              It will suck if the Chiefs win.
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                              • Madison
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                                • 09-16-11
                                • 6360

                                #16
                                Originally posted by lakerboy
                                Halftime show is long and that's wrong because it changes the game and no other sport does that for one game but you get time to make food etc
                                And the rest of the world sees some supposed super star grab his crotch and whatever.
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                                • Madison
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                                  • 09-16-11
                                  • 6360

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by unde0087
                                  Superbowl is basically a three ring circus with the occasional football game smashed in between all the garbage.
                                  Agreed
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                                  • maxell
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 06-09-14
                                    • 397

                                    #18
                                    There's always The Puppy Bowl.
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                                    • JIBBBY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-10-09
                                      • 83691

                                      #19
                                      Swifty is now frying home from a Japan concert. She will be at the superbowl and get all the hype. Just based on that I like SF and not KC..

                                      To much KC hype. SF got this.
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                                      • stevenash
                                        Moderator
                                        • 01-17-11
                                        • 65149

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by unde0087
                                        Superbowl is basically a three ring circus with the occasional football game smashed in between all the garbage.
                                        Yep.

                                        I'm not drinking the pre-game media circus Kool-Ade though, I'm weeding out all the BS that I can, but you can't escape it.

                                        I'm turning the volume off until 6:20, then I figure by the third quarter Jim Nants's voice will put me to sleep.
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                                        • stevenash
                                          Moderator
                                          • 01-17-11
                                          • 65149

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by maxell
                                          There's always The Puppy Bowl.
                                          We're a dog family, we watch that every year.
                                          It's lighthearted and great if you love dogs like we do.
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                                          • DrunkHorseplayer
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                                            • 05-15-10
                                            • 7719

                                            #22
                                            Translation: the game is great, everything else sucks.
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                                            • JIBBBY
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-10-09
                                              • 83691

                                              #23
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                                              • JIBBBY
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-10-09
                                                • 83691

                                                #24
                                                Marry me after the superbowl or I'm dumping you!


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                                                • Thefix13
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 05-14-21
                                                  • 664

                                                  #25
                                                  Married after what 6 months in front of the public? What could go wrong?
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                                                  • stevenash
                                                    Moderator
                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                    • 65149

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Thefix13
                                                    Married after what 6 months in front of the public? What could go wrong?
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                                                    • Git Lo
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-20-11
                                                      • 3776

                                                      #27
                                                      Only memorable ones were Saints and Giants winning the bowl, most other games were on par with playoff games. Seen way better playoff and conference games over the years. The only way this game will be exciting if purdy matches or outplays mahomes. A lot of people are tired of mahomes era already because its similar to the pats which was also tiring.
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                                                      • Da Manster!
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 07-13-07
                                                        • 17720

                                                        #28
                                                        it's all because of crass marketing and overkill with advertisements, 8 hour pre-game bullshit hype, ridiculous overrated and overhyped commercials, melodrama halftime shows and performances that last an hour long (or so it seems). It makes the game itself almost anti-climatic.
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                                                        • stevenash
                                                          Moderator
                                                          • 01-17-11
                                                          • 65149

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                          it's all because of crass marketing and overkill with advertisements, 8 hour pre-game bullshit hype, ridiculous overrated and overhyped commercials, melodrama halftime shows that last an hour long (or so it seems). It makes the game itself almost anti-climatic.
                                                          I was watching NFLTV earlier, the NFL network is going to have a 8 1/2-hour pregame show starting at 8am.
                                                          Yeah! I'll make the cookies and put on the coffee; I don't want to miss a minute of that crap fest.
                                                          Seriously, what can you tell me in 8 1/2 hours that I haven't heard already.

                                                          I'm sure those pregame shows will be loaded with puff pieces like how Kittle's pooch can jump over a log or something like that.
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                                                          • johnnyvegas13
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                                                            • 05-21-15
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                            lol that looks like a cross between kelce and t law
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                                                            • Da Manster!
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 07-13-07
                                                              • 17720

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by stevenash
                                                              I was watching NFLTV earlier, the NFL network is going to have a 8 1/2-hour pregame show starting at 8am.
                                                              Yeah! I'll make the cookies and put on the coffee; I don't want to miss a minute of that crap fest.
                                                              Seriously, what can you tell me in 8 1/2 hours that I haven't heard already.

                                                              I'm sure those pregame shows will be loaded with puff pieces like how Kittle's pooch can jump over a log or something like that.
                                                              yup, basically how I feel Nash!......Happy to say I've haven't watched any pregame bullshit for the last 35 years! Just run my errands, get the food and drinks ready (if the party was at my house), etc. and then turn on the game about a minute or two right before kickoff!...
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                                                              • Eddy Munny
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-13-13
                                                                • 15740

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by DrunkHorseplayer
                                                                Translation: the game is great, everything else sucks.
                                                                No, not really. The game is often flat as well, the atmosphere is not as impassioned as the playoffs or even meaningful regular season games. Some of that has to do with it being a neutral site, or maybe the week off leading up to the game, but the environment is sterile even though it's buzzing with activity with the added press passes and whatnot. It's all very phony. The TV production masks it a bit, but I'd never pay that kind of money for a SB ticket. I'd rather have decent seats at an NBA Finals game and that's the truth.

                                                                A lot of times the game play is lethargic, at least to start. Take the Pats/Giants Super Bowl with the David Tyree helmet catch... A lot of people regard that as a legendary game, but it really boiled down to a few drives in the 4th quarter that made it memorable. The first three quarters were an absolute snore fest; that game was about to become one of the most forgettable of all time until it pulled a rabbit out of its hat at the end.

                                                                The Super Bowl is like watching "Celebrity Jeopardy" where it's the same game but you get the sense that something's off.
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                                                                • Optional
                                                                  Administrator
                                                                  • 06-10-10
                                                                  • 60672

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Seeing a news story about "SWIFTPOSIUM 2024". Academic conference to study and discuss the effect of Swift on culture.
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                                                                  • stevenash
                                                                    Moderator
                                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                                    • 65149

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Optional
                                                                    Seeing a news story about "SWIFTPOSIUM 2024". Academic conference to study and discuss the effect of Swift on culture.
                                                                    It's enormous.
                                                                    I just read a study where Taylor's romance with Kelce has turned on thousands of tween girls to the NFL, and that tween generation right now is big.
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                                                                    • JIBBBY
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-10-09
                                                                      • 83691

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Swift when getting the ring and Travis shortly after giving the ring in the picture below.

                                                                      Don't do it man even if you win the game. Jibs has spoken!

                                                                      I have a feeling Swifty loves her gay friends and expensive dogs more then any man. She also has lesbo tendencies from what I've been reading. After Travis retires Swifty will get really bored of him in no time.


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