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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Totally free and legitimate.Become an ordained minister online in 2 minutes
    OK,don't laugh!This place ''church''has been around forever and it's not radical or a cult and it's sort of a church in name only that just believes in peace,sunshine lollipops and rainbows.The guy that started it makes his living selling t-shirts and ministerial supplies online.You really,really do become a minister that's recognized to perform marriages etc.in any state.They run a disclaimer though that they don't in any way endorse ministers in the church performing circumcisions.hehe! It's www.ulc.net It's the Universal Life Church.

    Look at Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton and how they are nasty fakes and look at all the televangelists that beg for money all in the name of being a minister.Don't feel embarrassed saying you are a minister when these clowns go around calling themselves reverend.

    Then too,all religions these days are a pain in the ass with their doctrines where they can't handle pork as a grocery store clerk,they need foot baths installed in public places,they can't drive you in a taxi if you are bringing a bottle of wine with you etc.etc.Anytime you don't like something or need an excuse,just make up your own religious law.If your rommate stinks like garlic from eating a bag of Doritos every day,say it's against your religion to have Doritos in the house.If your girlfriend wants a cat,just say it's against your religion to have a cat in the house.

    Are you out of work or need to pay off gambling debts,File for non profit status for your church and say you are giving money to good causes with donations.If you feel guilty,just keep 90 cents out of each dollar for your administrative duties and give a dime to charity.That's about what The United Way keeps for their overhead.O.K,I'm being mean and exagerating,they just keep half for themselves and then throw the money leftover down rat holes.
    Last edited by BrentCrude; 07-15-07, 08:23 PM.
  • betplom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #2
    Reverend Brent might be fitting.
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    • LGBoots
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 08-10-05
      • 742

      #3
      Ok I applied

      You guys can start calling me Reverend Boots once im ordained
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388189

        #4
        Interesting

        Do you get paper work once your approved?
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        • LGBoots
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 08-10-05
          • 742

          #5
          Originally posted by jjgold
          Interesting

          Do you get paper work once your approved?
          Yeah, you can buy the basic Certificates for $14
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          • JoshW
            SBR MVP
            • 08-10-05
            • 3431

            #6
            I wonder if we could host the first online wedding ever after we all get certified. Who will ask JJGold to get married so we can try it?
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            • LGBoots
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 08-10-05
              • 742

              #7
              Brother Kevin has just ordained me

              Like this little piece in the e-mail they sent me...

              As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church (except circumcision ), including weddings, funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject to the laws of your country, state, or locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriages), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction
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