Burger King made me sick

[Tail My Lock]

I had an Angus Burger and some fries at Burger King yesterday, and 3 hours later I was puking and running to the toilet every 10 minutes with diarrhea dumps. I think I should I sue them. I need some money to rebuild my bankroll. I saved some of the vomit and a stool sample which I will take to the lawyer's office so he can trace it back to Burger King.

[teaserpleaser]

I had an Angus Burger and some fries at Burger King yesterday, and 3 hours later I was puking and running to the toilet every 10 minutes with diarrhea dumps. I think I should I sue them. I need some money to rebuild my bankroll. I saved some of the vomit and a stool sample which I will take to the lawyer's office so he can trace it back to Burger King.

[G's pks]

Wow... you will get millions...

[teaserpleaser]

lol what a shitty thread ... your lawyer who is probably shitty himself to take this weak case vs burger kings A+ defense team good luck with that. I know this is a bad joke but would be awesome if it was real you could video tape the look on your lawyers face when he sees the vomit and stool sample and post it on SBR.

[Ian]

Haha, I've eaten burger king and puked from it too. Fast food sucks.

[fsugolf]

grill your own burger

[Dunder]

Your litigator is going to be busy. Taking on:

1) Burger King for poisoning you.
2) Online Casino for allowing you to lose whilst drunk.

[pavyracer]

Losing $30,000 online in one night playing casino didn't make him sick..yet eating a burger made him sick. An SBR original!

[podunk]

haha

[Tail My Lock]

Your litigator is going to be busy. Taking on:

1) Burger King for poisoning you.
2) Online Casino for allowing you to lose whilst drunk.

Well, I don't think I could sue an offshore casino. I did ask them to do the right thing and at least give me some of my money back. They just laughed at me. Said maybe they could give me a 10% re-up bonus or something. Assholes. Screw 'em.

[Jag8917]

lol do it

[G's pks]

Tell Burger King you want to challenge the King to a boxing match...

[johncrud]

you just ate the anus burger which is noone's fault except your yourself.

[koby25]

I won't eat at Burger King ever. Nasty food.

[Ari Gold]

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[geebert74]

Are you sure it wasnt from all the booze you drink???

[odtw524]

lulz

[Jaug]

Takes 24 hours to get food poisoned.

[xfrozenx]

Burger King doubles are great. So are their onion rings. Also the BK Joe in the morning. That's about it.

[Kav]

fast food is the worst i stopped eating that stuff a year ago. the way you feel daily is so much better without fast food.

[1st and Ten]

[bigblacktruck]

maybe you need witnesses for this case

[slacker00]

This sounds about right for Burger King. I remember my last Whopper, ruined my best pair of underwear.

[geebert74]

[HAPPY BOY]

fvck I;m getting hungry *****!

[MJT1212]

Ims a suin they ass fo everaythang

[AMBlai01]

I ate Mcdonalds for the firs time in a long time today.....If you can do it sparingly, it is a nice treat but boy does your body pay for it after. I shit my brains out.

[Cougar Bait]

Then there's The BK Shit Sleeps...those are lethal



Apparently Asians are more prone to it.

[MJT1212]

It's like when americans eat asian food, just reverse effect.

[Brocc]

Sounds like classic symptoms of E-coli, which is typical in most fast food joints. It's usually transmitted by feces, the worker goes to the bathroom, takes a dump then wipes his ass but gets minute particles of feces on his hand. He/she doesn't wash their hands, touches the doorknob, work surfaces, co-workers, and unfortunately your burger, which you precede to scarf down....You ever hear the old saying, your body is a temple? Fast food is garbage, it's cancer causing poison..

Enjoy

[bradthebloke]

shitty food. found a sticker in my double cheesburger yesterday

[Jimmy0607]

Wow