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  • Surecawk
    SBR High Roller
    • 02-22-19
    • 230

    #71
    Outstandings! Outstandings!

    5-0 streak wins in's the consecutive-ing! Wow's-ing's!

    But! Is moment of's the tragicals. SBR VaGenie make do faintings! What's? Is truth-ing's? Yes! Yes's, is of's the truth! SBR VaGenie make accidental click on's Colorado for's the victory yesterday. Then's! She make do realize she make bedding on's wrong team.

    KVB! Please-ing's! Please make do runs the's video gif of's SBR VaGenie make fall crash faintings in's SBR studios!







    Oh's! Is sadness! But! Life make do's the continue. For's today we's make receive message of's the special-ness from's Meester Loshak. Loshak make write:



    "Dear Surecawk,

    Is of's the terribles! Eye's make think me's girlfriend make do cheatings or prostitution business-ing's on's the side. Here! Make looking's! Eye's make film her at the's work:










    She make do the double-fisting jerky jerky movement! Is she make cheatings on's me with's the two linebackers from's New York Giants at the's same gang bang time? Or maybe's she make do cash dollar-ing prostitution on's CEO and CFO with's a's double-fisting simultaneous cawk jerk shakedown maneuvering's!

    Surecawk! Eye's needs you's assistance-ing's! And's only's the cash dollar make put solve resolution on's this cooter calamity!

    Please! Make give winner so's girlfriend not have make do double-fisting power choking on's the enemy's power sausages! Please! Make help me's!


    In's the sincerity's,

    Loshak"
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    • Surecawk
      SBR High Roller
      • 02-22-19
      • 230

      #72
      Truth-ing's? For reality's?


      Wow's! Can's you's believe? Is a cash dollar urgency of's the real necessities! Loshak, eye's make help you's. But! Eye's have a's
      request-ing!


      If we's make the's winner of's six victory's in's the consecutive (6-0), please! Yes! Please's! Please make do twitter shout out on's Loshak twitter for's shout out to's me's village-ing.

      We's make 6-0 streak. Then's, you's make broadcast pick selection #7 for's 7-0 streak in's the consectuive! Do's we's have deal-ing?


      Eye's only make request the's following:

      (And please! Make immitate Russian region accent in's you's verbal talking on's Twitter.)


      "Good evening's! Eye's is Loshak and's today's eye's make have selection-ing for's vodka drinking maniacal man and's vagina eating maniacal man -- Meester Surecawk Hole-Smash-akov of's the Russia region!

      He make do 6 wins in's the consecutive and's now's! Now's he's make selection-ing for's 7 victory's in's the consecutive.

      Special shout out to's the villagers of he's small forest town of's Monster-Cawk-ovsky in's the's Russia region. God blessing!

      And Tatyana! Surecawk make see you's pickings cabbage with's you's hot rump of sweet hole of vagina and hole of ass make sky extension like make asking for's a Surecawk power pumpings with he's plow of masculinity! He's make see's you's, Tatyana! He's make see's you's!"


      #6


      Los Angeles Dodgers make win victory -195
      Los Angeles Kershaw San Diego Lucchesi



      Can's you's make do's this for's me's, Meester Loshak?
      Last edited by Surecawk; 08-01-19, 06:04 PM. Reason: Make do corrects for's grammar. Game make start 3 hours-ing.
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      • Surecawk
        SBR High Roller
        • 02-22-19
        • 230

        #73
        Outstandings! Outstandings!







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        • Surecawk
          SBR High Roller
          • 02-22-19
          • 230

          #74
          Credibles! Credibles! Is so much the's credibles!


          Can's you's make the's believes? Wow's! 6-0 streaking of's non-naked tendencies!





          But! The's work is not in's the completion-ing. And! Eye's make receive special telegram-ing from's SBR VaGenie that the's legend of's legendary, the's Loshak Legend, he make retire from's SBR headquarter-ing. SBR VaGenie make tells me the's Loshak make have two lesbian of's big-t.its natures and's hot cooters tightness on's large lawnchair on's top of SBR building.

          They's make enjoy the sun-ing. Then's! Loshak make do a double tongue lawnmower-ing on's the carpets of's these lebians of cooter hotness. But! Is so much hot in's the San Jose! The's lesbians have the's hotness. Loshak make them's of's the 5,000 degree cooter temperature-ing. Then's! Is a squirt flooding! The's lesbians cooters make flood the top building and's cast out Loshak and's the's two lesbians of's big-t.its into's the's Atlantic Ocean!

          Now's Loshak make lost at sea on's a lawnchair with the's two's lesbians of's cooter sensationals. Hot lesbians of's name of Sara and's the Maite.


          Therefore's! Loshak not make able do's the broadcasting. But! Is of's the okay.



          We's make try do's the's #7.




          Houston Asstros make win victory -208
          Houston Greinke Colorado Lucchesi
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          • KVB
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 05-29-14
            • 74817

            #75
            The contrarians within the anus of the manager of Funds doesn't make the believes in surecawk here.

            But manager's cawk is stroked by the team with the whore of value whilst surecawk is sure to be stroked by the team that will make the wins.

            And everyone, except the craver of cawks, will make the believes in the ASStros...



            Wishings you the Good Luck Surecawk!!!

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            • Fidel_CashFlow
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-03-12
              • 53970

              #76
              It’s hard to absorb just how much better- in all aspects- this thread is than the other one like it

              I’m embarrassed for certain poster(s)
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              • Surecawk
                SBR High Roller
                • 02-22-19
                • 230

                #77
                Oncredibles! Is of's the oncredibles!

                7-0 non-nudity streaking's! Wow's!



                Basel Over 2.5/Schevchenko +112



                Make details:

                Basel/LASK Over 2.5 -105
                Schevchenko make beat Carmouche -1113
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                • KVB
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-29-14
                  • 74817

                  #78
                  Originally posted by Surecawk
                  Oncredibles! Is of's the oncredibles!

                  7-0 non-nudity streaking's! Wow's!...
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                  • Surecawk
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 02-22-19
                    • 230

                    #79
                    Loshak-able! Loshak-able!

                    We's make receive telegram-ing from's SBR VaGenie! Loshak now's make have 322 days in's Atlantic Ocean with's the's lesbians of's the big-t.its natures! But! Is reduction-ing of's water and's food. Now's the's lesbians make crazy eyeball tongue hang out hallucinations! "We's make want foods, Loshak" they's make do demandings on's Loshak. "Now's!"

                    Then's! In's all of sudden-ing! They's make mistake do hallucinate Loshak power sausage as a cucumber dinner of's the delectables!

                    They's make ferocious attackings on's Loshak power sausage! But! They's make come to's senses before's Loshak make do coming's of sexual milk delivery's!








                    But! Is question! Is make cucumber polishing a's phenomanom in's world? Women's have make love's the cucumber! Even's in's the driving alley!


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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74817

                      #80
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                      • Surecawk
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 02-22-19
                        • 230

                        #81
                        Now's we's make do analysis!





                        WWLLW *** WLLWW *** WWWWW

                        Above make do correct sequence-ing. Surecawk not make understandings on's how spreadshit make work. But! Now's make have understandings.


                        11-4 | 73.33% | + 7.77 *** (Result make price result of's sexy of's +107)

                        11-4 | 73.33% | + 6.60 *** (In's the normality, is result-ing's of's +6.60 for's -110)
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388189

                          #82
                          damn a lot of green in there
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81454

                            #83
                            Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                            It’s hard to absorb just how much better- in all aspects- this thread is than the other one like it

                            I’m embarrassed for certain poster(s)
                            This guy is humiliating me with his 73% sheet.

                            And I’m starting to feel bullied.

                            JJ???
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                            • KVB
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 05-29-14
                              • 74817

                              #84
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              damn a lot of green in there
                              Surecawk makes the greens because of pickings of all other colored fruit loops from the box.

                              With the ass full of green fruitloops, surecawks makes the splatter of green all over like a milky St. Patrick's cawk day.
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                              • Surecawk
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 02-22-19
                                • 230

                                #85
                                S


                                Diggity, we's make enjoy's the's victory's and's the cash dollar-ing! But! We's make still receive message of hater-aiding.

                                For's the example. Eye's make receive telegram-ing from's poster of bikini model and's big-t.its natures:

                                "Oh's Surecawk! You's recent selection-ing make easy victory's in's the no-doubting! Eye's make wants the gambling dramas and's excitements! You's make a high-wire selection-ing for's me's? Of's the please?"



                                Then's, eye's make selection of's the Basel. They's make do high-wire t.its and nipples in's air act! Is of's the excite-ing for's the gambler! Victory dramas in's the last minute-ing!

                                But! What make happens?

                                The's poster make send me's telegram-ing of's the hates!

                                "f.uck's on's you's, Surecawk! Eye's make have 10 gallon sweats of's cooter juices out my's clam action! Eye's of's the delirious in's make think loses! My's heart make electricity stop and start and's eye's near make do's the faintings! f.uck's on's you's, Surecawk! Eye's make wins but you's make almost kills me's with's the dramas?"


                                Eye's make reply's:

                                "f.uck's on's me's, bitch? Who's is you's? Eye's not even's make take my's dick outs to's do's a face slap of cawk forehand and cawk backhand for's a cawk bitch slap on's you's face-ing's! Hell's! Eye's is a good citizen. Even's if's a's bee make do bother-ing's on's you's face for's sting threatening, eye's not even make a cawk smash on's you's face to's kills the's bee!"





                                Eye's make give the helicopter ride of's excitements.
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                                • Surecawk
                                  SBR High Roller
                                  • 02-22-19
                                  • 230

                                  #86
                                  Oncredibles!

                                  Now's we's make the waiting's! Schevchenko make do's the winnings and 8 victory's in's the consecutives is make of's the certainty's!


                                  Then's! We's make do focus on's the 9 in's the consecutive.


                                  +1.00
                                  +1.12
                                  -1.26
                                  -1.12

                                  +1.00

                                  +1.00
                                  -1.15
                                  -1.00

                                  +1.00
                                  +1.87

                                  +1.31
                                  +1.00
                                  +1.00
                                  +1.00
                                  +1.00


                                  +1.12 Schevchenko?



                                  Is the's correct order-ing.
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                                  • Surecawk
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 02-22-19
                                    • 230

                                    #87
                                    Fantasticals!

                                    The's 8 in's the consecutive-ing is almost of's the complete! And! Eye's make receive tall thank you's from's gambler who make follow me's selection-ing. And's! He make buys a Supra!

                                    Becawse when's you's make wins the cash dollar-ing, you's make buy a Supra! Is my's vehicle of's the choice-ing for's me the same!





                                    Hmmmmm Supra!
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388189

                                      #88
                                      What’s up secrets
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                                      • Surecawk
                                        SBR High Roller
                                        • 02-22-19
                                        • 230

                                        #89
                                        The JJGold-ing's!


                                        Please! You's make voice-ing's for's my's people of's village?


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                                        • Surecawk
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 02-22-19
                                          • 230

                                          #90
                                          Heroic victory's! Today's we's make the cash dollar-ing victory's! You's like the cash dollar-ing for's 9-0 victory's streaking in's the consectuive-ing?

                                          We's make try for 9-0 victory's!



                                          Colorado Over 2.5/Schevchenko -161



                                          Make details:

                                          San Jose/Colorado Over 2.5 -210
                                          Schevchenko make beat Carmouche -1000





                                          Is the cash dollar-ing of's the fantasticals?



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                                          • Surecawk
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 02-22-19
                                            • 230

                                            #91
                                            Excellents!

                                            Make remember's! For's make attain-ing excellents you's make do ninja stealthing on's the bookies! You's make surprise the bookies by's make take Colorado for's do maximum goal-ing! The bookies can't make do defense-ing with the's lines-ing.





                                            Oh's! Stealth-ing make so much easy victory on's the victory's! Make enjoys!
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                                            • Surecawk
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 02-22-19
                                              • 230

                                              #92
                                              Encredibles! Wow's-ing's! 9-0 in's the consecutive-ing!









                                              But! Is not in's the completion-ing the job-ing!
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                                              • Surecawk
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 02-22-19
                                                • 230

                                                #93
                                                "Lickings of tenacity and audacity on's the cooter!
                                                Lickings of tenacity and audacity on's the cooter!"
                                                make say daneblazer.
                                                "Is key for's marriage of's the total happy and's the total kinky."



                                                But! Oh's no's! Daneblazer make bet the's Under in's the Colorado in's the accidentals! He make realize and's sees the 3rd goal-ing of's the Colorado!





                                                Then's he's make the pie throw explosion angers!






                                                The morality's? Please-ing's! Always make do double-checkings on's the wagers. Daneblazer is good man and's he make treat he's wife with's the respects and's make put the licks and sniffs of's tremendous on's he's wife cooter.
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                                                • Surecawk
                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                  • 02-22-19
                                                  • 230

                                                  #94
                                                  Do's you's have tall desire-ing's for's make acquire 10-0 non-nudity streakings? Eye's do's!

                                                  But! Surecawk, they's make say. Is truth key of success for's 10-0 streakings found in's the inspirationals?

                                                  Indeed-ing's! You's make inspirationals, then's you's make envisions on's the victory's!



                                                  Here! Make watch! A's story of the inspirationals is two midget Oompa Loompa low-dickers put the meat sausage poundings on's the tall Euro t.its slut of's tall sexy!







                                                  Thus-ing's! If the's Oompa Loompa can put the sexual milks of's goo on's the sexy supermodel, then's all is of's the possibles and's you's have the inspirationals!

                                                  Now's you's knows 10-0 is of's the possibles!
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81454

                                                    #95
                                                    Low-dickers
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                                                    • Surecawk
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 02-22-19
                                                      • 230

                                                      #96
                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      Low-dickers

                                                      In's my country of's the Russian region we's have people of low-dickers and's the 7-foot tall monster giants. But! In's my country we's not make the hate-ing on's the midgetry becaws us citizenry of's Russia region all have power sausages of's long extension natures.

                                                      Maybes my's English-ing is not of tall strongs. They's is low-dickers becaws they's dicks is low to's the grounds!

                                                      F.vcking Americans always make tall shits on's my Englishes. F.vcks on's you's!
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                                                      • Surecawk
                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                        • 02-22-19
                                                        • 230

                                                        #97
                                                        Excite-mentals!

                                                        Now's you's make open door for's make look discover 10-0 winner. Is you's of's the ready?







                                                        Wow's! Calm you's excite-ables of Milky Way orgasmics! Make tells you's wife the beefy-ness of's the 10 soon make do's the coming!
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                                                        • Surecawk
                                                          SBR High Roller
                                                          • 02-22-19
                                                          • 230

                                                          #98
                                                          Relax-ing's! We's make put car brake-ing's on's the joke-icality's! Now's we's make the serious and's make try for's the 10-0 in's the
                                                          consecutive-ing!



                                                          Londero +6.5/Cormier not distance -114



                                                          Make details:

                                                          Londero +6.5 make beat Federer -215
                                                          Cormier/Miocic fight not make go distance -350

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                                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-30-08
                                                            • 81454

                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by Surecawk
                                                            They's is low-dickers becaws they's dicks is low to's the grounds!
                                                            I know. That's why it is funny!

                                                            There is a poster on SBR. He name is Fidels. He is a low-dicker.
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                                                            • Surecawk
                                                              SBR High Roller
                                                              • 02-22-19
                                                              • 230

                                                              #100
                                                              Sensationals!

                                                              Daneblazer make send message-ing! He make wager Londero and! with celebration-ing he make put tremendous licks and sniffs of sensational on's wife cooter! Hell's! He's even make say wife make do cooter twerking in's cold winter streets for's so much happiness in's the winner wager-ing!







                                                              Victory's is so much nice!


                                                              Now's we's make try's for 11-0 in's the consecutive-ing. We's make have strong faith-ing's for UFC fighting battles wager.




                                                              Seattle Over 40.5/Cormier not distance +128



                                                              Make details:

                                                              Seattle/Washington make over 40.5 first quarter-ing -126
                                                              Cormier/Miocic fight not make go distance -365
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                                                              • Surecawk
                                                                SBR High Roller
                                                                • 02-22-19
                                                                • 230

                                                                #101
                                                                Outstandings! Outstandings!







                                                                Is 11-0 non-nudity streaking's in's the consecutive of's the possibles? We's make see!




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                                                                • Surecawk
                                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                                  • 02-22-19
                                                                  • 230

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Forwards! Make lose on's cooter basketball by 1.5 points. 0-2 vs 14-3 is the analysis. Hmmmms.



                                                                  Khachanov/Cormier not distance +204



                                                                  Make details:

                                                                  Khachanov make beat Kyrgios +139
                                                                  Cormier/Miocic fight not make go distance -365




                                                                  If not make victory's, is okays. Eye's make acceptings of's 14-6 and's 70%-ing. But! If make victory's, then's 75%-ing and's large plus-ing's. Is okays.
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                                                                  • Surecawk
                                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                                    • 02-22-19
                                                                    • 230

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Only have make need one set completion-ing for's Kyrgios match for's make cash dollar-ing. Kyrgios have full hungers for's quitting. Is dinner of's common-ality for's the Kyrgios. Eye's make wait on's the patients!
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                                                                    • Surecawk
                                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                                      • 02-22-19
                                                                      • 230

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Zaftig resultings!


                                                                      Now's we's make do's the analysis.







                                                                      WWLLW *** WLLWW *** WWWWW *** WWWLW

                                                                      Make do correct sequence-ing. Make 10-0 in's the consecutive-ing. Is okay's. But! We's make do's the forward-ing.


                                                                      15-5 | 75.00% | + 11.93 *** (Result make price result of's sexy of's +113)

                                                                      15-5 | 75.00% | + 9.50 *** (In's the normality, is result-ing's of's +9.50 for's -110)



                                                                      Now's we's make have bonus-ing surplus-ing's of's differentials of's +2.43. And! We's nose is just in's the time-ing's for's the Abu Dhabi. And remembers! The's money's, it make do's the talk-ies! Thus-ing's! If you's make have wants the victorys, Mr. P, then's you's make victorys of finish-ing's. For's remembers! Make knock out-ing's, lest you's be judged!
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                                                                      • Surecawk
                                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                                        • 02-22-19
                                                                        • 230

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Incredibles! Incredibles!


                                                                        The's alligator make do's send me's the telegram! Can you's make do's the imagine-ing's? An alligator of's big mouthings and tall bite-ing's!


                                                                        He's make say -- and's minds you's, eye's never make have a conversationals with's a's f.vcking alligator fishy -- he's make say:


                                                                        "Surecawk! Eye's is an alligator. Tall thank you's. Eye's make do's the betting on's Khachanov/No distance and eye's make do's the cashing at fat sexy price-ing's of's +204. Then's! Eye's make buy construction team make do swamp remodel for's build alligator slide. Is of's the incredibles! Make look at me's, Surecawk!








                                                                        Weeeeeeeeee's! Now's all the alligator bitches in's the swamp make want in on's this alligator action! Tall thank you's, Surecawk! Tall thank you's!"
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