Spinners and/or Asians

[Sportsgirl]

Which probably ended up with you giving one i'm assuming!!!!

Nope. It ended up being two first and onlys for me:
First time I ever saw one that small
First time I ever saw one that didn't get hard - at all.

It was, and remains, a frightening moment in time for me.

[pico]

i love spinners and asian spinners

[swede96]

Well lets analyze this together shall we sweetheart? What is a shoehorn typically used for? I do get complete credit for the "shoehorn chick" term just so you know

Puttig on a tight shoe? I had the impression that it meant "tight chick"....but I wanted to hear your colorful description.

[20Four7]

A blowjob shot, when rightly done, is served in a tall, thin shot glass and topped with a mound of whipped creme and should be drunk without using your hands, meaning you pick it up with your mouth and throw it back.

anyway, it was a number of those shots that lead to the unfortunate former boss incident.

Can I buy you a double sportsgirl?

[Robyn]

I have to be even more honest with you Robyn. I stole the lightswitch line from our esteemed JoeyFitz. I need to give credit where credit is due

Well, he doesn't count since he doesn't give a rip about the ladies here on the board. I'll give the credit to you.

[RageWizard]

Puttig on a tight shoe? I had the impression that it meant "tight chick"....but I wanted to hear your colorful description.

That's pretty much the definition.

[WVU]

Puttig on a tight shoe? I had the impression that it meant "tight chick"....but I wanted to hear your colorful description.

can you say that again only slower? And with a little more oomph and maybe use that sexy sultry voice of yours. Thanks

[20Four7]

Nope. It ended up being two first and onlys for me:
First time I ever saw one that small
First time I ever saw one that didn't get hard - at all.

It was, and remains, a frightening moment in time for me.

How many drinks did he have. The only way I could imagine it was to be so drunk I had no feeling there. I don't think I've ever drank that much. I've regretted the morning but night time was a blast.

[swede96]

Nope. It ended up being two first and onlys for me:
First time I ever saw one that small
First time I ever saw one that didn't get hard - at all.

It was, and remains, a frightening moment in time for me.

Oh boy...I had that experience in high school. No. Fun. Even less fun when they insist on trying anyway.

[WVU]

I might have horns on my head, but I am far from a so called "shoehorn". I'm 5'6" and all woman.

shoehorns can come in all body shapes and sizes. As long as you aint flapping in the wind then you are in good shape lover

[swede96]

can you say that again only slower? And with a little more oomph and maybe use that sexy sultry voice of yours. Thanks

There's nothing sexy about my voice...unless a thick Rhode Island accent is sexy...I have been told it's not.

P.S. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm an amazon 5'4"

[Sportsgirl]

How many drinks did he have. The only way I could imagine it was to be so drunk I had no feeling there. I don't think I've ever drank that much. I've regretted the morning but night time was a blast.

Not that many drinks. He was, ah, a bit older than me and perhaps it had lost its ability to function.

I have to stop now - I really can't think about that anymore ...

[Robyn]

shoehorns can come in all body shapes and sizes. As long as you aint flapping in the wind then you are in good shape lover

Ahhh, gotcha. There are no roast beef curtains on this girl.

[BadNina]

Which probably ended up with you giving one i'm assuming!!!


Haven't had a shot of anything since that unfortunate New Years eve a few years ago so forgive my ignorance when it comes to shots and what they are made of!

I got your shots right here baby.

[ShamsWoof10]

Well, yes...there is such a thing as "too big". No girl like to feel like the thing is going to puncture her lung.

It's interesting how this varies so much from girl to girl... One girl would tell me to pound her while another would tell me to be gentle with it... I never really figured out why they vary so much...

I'll say this much... when I'm taking a shower and I look down at that thing I think to myself... "if I was a chick there is no way in hell someone would put that in me ...ffff****ck that!!"....

There are no roast beef curtains on this girl.

oooohhh groooooosss!!!

[WVU]

Ahhh, gotcha. There are no roast beef curtains on this girl.

very nice. I like them tuckered and not all out in the open. We shall work well together then

[Shark79]

Wvu = Ghost Account

[WVU]

There's nothing sexy about my voice...unless a thick Rhode Island accent is sexy...I have been told it's not.

P.S. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm an amazon 5'4"

LOL sounds perfect. I hope you dig chicks because the girl sitting right next to me saw your pic and said my favorite word..."yum"

[swede96]

It's interesting how this varies so much from girl to girl... One girl would tell me to pound her while another would tell me to be gentle with it... I never really figured out why they vary so much...

Well that's mostly a matter of taste. Some women like a little pain. Some like it nice and gentle. Some like to be treated like a dirty slut. Some like to be treated like a princess.

I'll say this much... when I'm taking a shower and I look down at that thing I think to myself... "if I was a chick there is no way in hell someone would put that in me ...ffff****ck that!!"....

Why? The scabs?

Kidding!!

I have to admit...I was scared of my BF when I first saw it. I braced myself for not being able to walk for a day. Suprisingly, despite my tiny "frame", it wasn't a problem. You never can tell. All women are built differently....some stretch m,ore than others.....annnnndddd I'm making myself uncomfortable over here, so I'm going to shut my mouth.

[Robyn]

I watch porn every now and then and I have to admit, there's nothing worse than a blown out girlzone. I have seen curtains so bad that it looks like they could tie them in a bow.

[WVU]

Wvu = Ghost Account

shark79 = clueless

[swede96]

Wvu = Ghost Account

Duh...the question is: who?

[Robyn]

Who cares!

[WVU]

Duh...the question is: who?

there are plenty here that know me well, but I am not a ghost. I am a spy from the competition

[cobra_king]

I got your shots right here baby.

There are exceptions to every rule for me.
Just deciding what part of you to drink them off of right now.

[WVU]

Who cares!

Robyn do I know you? How did you happen upon this site?

[ShamsWoof10]

Why? The scabs?
Kidding!!.

HAHAHA ...b*tch.. that was a good one I'll give you that...

11:29 Swede made 3-pt. Jump Shot (RI)

One girl changed her preferance on me... When I was first f*ckin' her (5' 2" 125lbs) she liked it hard and she would f*ck me but also bite the hell out of my arm in pain... She f*cked Chester Taylor here and there so I figured she should be use to it... Well a few years later I f*cked her again and she did not like it the same anymore she wanted the gentle treatment... which is fine and I don't blame her one bit...

[Robyn]

Do you have to know me for me to be here? I am confused...are you the boss of this message board or something?

[swede96]

LOL sounds perfect. I hope you dig chicks because the girl sitting right next to me saw your pic and said my favorite word..."yum"

Never done the chick on chick thing. Not saying I never would...just that I never have. But I think my BF considers that cheating, so don't count on it anytime soon....unless she's really hot...

[Robyn]

And for ALL of your information, I happened on this site because my good friend SportsGirl has been a member here for quite some time. DONT TEST ME OR I WILL SNAP!

[Shark79]

shark79 = clueless

I know who u are ... just keep it up ! u do well with this nickname than ur usual nick

[Robyn]

Never done the chick on chick thing. Not saying I never would...just that I never have. But I think my BF considers that cheating, so don't count on it anytime soon....unless she's really hot...

Trrrrrrust me, my dear. He wouldn't consider it cheating if he were involved. Trust me.

[WVU]

Never done the chick on chick thing. Not saying I never would...just that I never have. But I think my BF considers that cheating, so don't count on it anytime soon....unless she's really hot...

yeah about that boyfriend thingy. He isn't going to work out too well in our plans. I hope he doesn't take it too hard

[WVU]

I know who u are ... just keep it up ! u do well with this nickname than ur usual nick

ok poindexter who do you think I am?

[Robyn]

I think u crazy.