#1 is set for a seedy bar on Friday night. She's alright. Specifically said to me "I am looking for someone to come and lay me when I want it, nothing serious". She's not that bad looking so I figure between that and the fact she has a good job, no kids and seems to know how to tie one on why not check it out. She had asked me to hang so I said why don't we meet up in your neck of the woods and she says "I don't want to go to one of my regular spots, let's go to xxxx xxxxx"; this place I looked up that has 4 people working there and has been around since like 1975. Seedy. Could get interesting. The title of her email asking me to hang was adorable "One Time!" like when you are at a poker table praying for your flush to come. Kind of cool.
#2 I am more excited about. Very cute. About 15 minutes from me, again good job and seems to be very upbeat. Like me she has had her heart beat up a little lately. Flipped me her digits and says "We should meet up for drinks very soon". Pulled a slinky on me a little when I said how bout Saturday and she said she had plans. I like it though, she has a life, that's cool I don't need clingy. Going to hit her up Thursday or something and go to a local grill I think and drink some beers with her. She is a massage therapist J. This we like.
Now you may or may not remember that I have met just one of these internet girls before. This resulted in a 3 month relationship with a "Milf" that resulted in me getting laid about 50 times and trying sodomy for the 1st time (well the 1st with success anyway), and breaking up with her 3 times for being a ******* idiot. Fun though.
I will keep you posted as it develops. Sorry no pictures - the girls on these sites can tell when you look at them and I am not looking at either of them again until after I meet them; don't want to lose any leverage.
I am back in the saddle J.
#2 I am more excited about. Very cute. About 15 minutes from me, again good job and seems to be very upbeat. Like me she has had her heart beat up a little lately. Flipped me her digits and says "We should meet up for drinks very soon". Pulled a slinky on me a little when I said how bout Saturday and she said she had plans. I like it though, she has a life, that's cool I don't need clingy. Going to hit her up Thursday or something and go to a local grill I think and drink some beers with her. She is a massage therapist J. This we like.
Now you may or may not remember that I have met just one of these internet girls before. This resulted in a 3 month relationship with a "Milf" that resulted in me getting laid about 50 times and trying sodomy for the 1st time (well the 1st with success anyway), and breaking up with her 3 times for being a ******* idiot. Fun though.
I will keep you posted as it develops. Sorry no pictures - the girls on these sites can tell when you look at them and I am not looking at either of them again until after I meet them; don't want to lose any leverage.
I am back in the saddle J.
i dont give a fuk"
JJ for comedian