Would Anyone Be Interested In A Mini Bash In Tel Aviv??

**Wiggums5** · 05-12-11, 08:55 PM

i've always wanted to go, no money though

**flyingillini** · 05-12-11, 09:05 PM

One of the nicest places I have ever been. I lived in Haifa for a few years and know Tel Aviv well. I am going in October, the best nightlife you will ever experience.

**warriorfan707** · 05-12-11, 09:05 PM

**Smoke** · 05-12-11, 09:05 PM

Yes, I've always wanted to fukk an Arab girl in a cave

Count me in

**Roxxyfish** · 05-12-11, 09:06 PM

is it safe Illini ?
JJ you could tell the jewish girls your 2.5 pecker is a Bar Mitzwa accident

Originally posted by flyingillini

One of the nicest places I have ever been. I lived in Haifa for a few years and know Tel Aviv well. I am going in October, the best nightlife you will ever experience.

**Mikail** · 05-12-11, 09:08 PM

fuk that place!

**big joe 1212** · 05-12-11, 09:09 PM

fukk no!

I'd like to come home alive!

**Ace_of_Spades** · 05-12-11, 09:10 PM

I'd rather gas myself in an oven than go to the land of the Jews.

**flyingillini** · 05-12-11, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by Roxxyfish

is it safe Illini ?
JJ you could tell the jewish girls your 2.5 pecker is a Bar Mitzwa accident

Of course it's safe, why wouldn't it be. What they show on the news and TV here is not at all what its like. It's such a happening place it's insane. Great bars, clubs, food, girls, lots of Drugs and anything and everything you would want.

**Fishhead** · 05-12-11, 09:11 PM

May be interested..........sounds better than Costa Rica

**Wiggums5** · 05-12-11, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades

I'd rather gas myself in an oven than go to the land of the Jews.

takes balls to say that behind a keyboard you twink

**Ace_of_Spades** · 05-12-11, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Of course it's safe, why wouldn't it be. What they show on the news and TV here is not at all what its like. It's such a happening place it's insane. Great bars, clubs, food, girls, lots of Drugs and anything and everything you would want.

Terrific role model for the youngsters.

**Fishhead** · 05-12-11, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades

I'd rather gas myself in an oven than go to the land of the Jews.

**Ace_of_Spades** · 05-12-11, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Wiggums5

takes balls to say that behind a keyboard you twink

STFU!

**jjgold** · 05-12-11, 09:20 PM

Jewish women are very nice and open minded, they do not give a fuk about rooster sizes. They are better than Canadian, Aussie and American women in bed. I have read books about them. The key is you have to go down on them and they are fine. I was there like 4 years ago and had 5 opportunities to get laid for free, every time I had my clothes off and ready to go. I was just a little too slow as each girl did see me with no clothes on and seemed that they wanted me although all had legit excuses when I was like 4 inches a way from making love, when said she had an itch and I did see a rash, the second one said her brother just called and she needed to go and help him with his car, the third jewish chick said I was hot and she was ready to blow me but said she felt guilty because she had a boyfriend and the final chick told me to lay her and I was just ready to insert and she stopped me and said come back in room in 10 minutes so I waited in hallway nude and all pumped up, I tried gettig back in and door was locked and she said her parents were coming and just leave and she will call me another time. So in conclusion all 5 wanted me but just bad timing as each had legit excuse so it was not me, my weight or my size. Guys this is the place to go.

**Smoke** · 05-12-11, 09:20 PM

JJ lets go to Tel Aviv sometime

We will make a video for sbr

**C-Gold** · 05-12-11, 09:21 PM

Israel bash paid for by the US Tax payer

**gregm** · 05-12-11, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Of course it's safe, why wouldn't it be. What they show on the news and TV here is not at all what its like. It's such a happening place it's insane. Great bars, clubs, food, girls, lots of Drugs and anything and everything you would want.

Tel aviv seems like a happening city, like something a cool city you would see in the Mediterranean or southern Europe. Jerusalem seems like a religious mess. It would be great if parts of Israel would be totally secular and not just for jews but develop along the lines of the south of france, monaco, southern spain, and alot of Mediterranean cities and get away from all the religious crap that separates people . Casinos, nice hotels, thriving tourist industry, there are some gorgeous olive skinned girls on on the Mediterranean in Israel, they have a booming tech industry, and the drug laws are a hell of alot better than the US, and most European cities.

Israel considers cannabis illegal; however, punishment is not severe for "personal use". The amount defined by the law as "for personal use" is 15g of marijuana and hashish.[36] Due to the popularity of nargila in Israel, smoking using paraphernalia is a common sight at popular street cafes. Consequently, the social stigma of smoking using marijuana paraphernalia is accepted by main stream society.

Also similar to the now abandoned clause 2 of UK 2005 drugs Act, under the new Israeli policy, people caught with "personal use" quantities of illegal drugs for the first time will be documented, but not arrested. (The quantities idea was abandoned in the UK on the grounds of its impracticality). In Israel the quantities are proposed to be set as follows:

Cannabis (herbal)
15 grams
Cannabis (resin)
15 grams
Opium 2 grams
LSD 3 stamps
Ecstasy 3 pills
Cocaine 0.3 grams
Heroin 0.3 grams

**flyingillini** · 05-12-11, 09:36 PM

Molly is huge in Israel, Holy Rollers.

**gregm** · 05-12-11, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Jewish women are very nice and open minded, they do not give a fuk about rooster sizes. They are better than Canadian, Aussie and American women in bed. I have read books about them. The key is you have to go down on them and they are fine. I was there like 4 years ago and had 5 opportunities to get laid for free, every time I had my clothes off and ready to go. I was just a little too slow as each girl did see me with no clothes on and seemed that they wanted me although all had legit excuses when I was like 4 inches a way from making love, when said she had an itch and I did see a rash, the second one said her brother just called and she needed to go and help him with his car, the third jewish chick said I was hot and she was ready to blow me but said she felt guilty because she had a boyfriend and the final chick told me to lay her and I was just ready to insert and she stopped me and said come back in room in 10 minutes so I waited in hallway nude and all pumped up, I tried gettig back in and door was locked and she said her parents were coming and just leave and she will call me another time. So in conclusion all 5 wanted me but just bad timing as each had legit excuse so it was not me, my weight or my size. Guys this is the place to go.

Maybe one of your greatest posts

**zam77** · 05-12-11, 09:44 PM

When I was in The Greek Isles there were many girls from all over... Israeli girls were far and away the hottest. I was pretty suprised to be honest.

**jjgold** · 05-12-11, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by gregm

Maybe one of your greatest posts

Gregory you should go, I had near misses of getting laid and finally I knew it was NOT ME
They do not give a fuk if your bald and small, they like American Men period and you can come at them with a 1.8 inch pecker and they still will ***. I would like to move their and I literally would be a mini King Tut.

**flyingillini** · 05-12-11, 09:55 PM

**Doc JS** · 05-12-11, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have a few cousins there and can get like 4 free rooms right in beautiful City
You go there you come back smarter and learn about worth ethic

JJ,
Teach us about 'worth ethic'... :

Doc

**flyingillini** · 05-12-11, 09:58 PM

Even though I can't stand these guys they do it right in Israel

**flyingillini** · 05-12-11, 10:01 PM

This is who I support, Beitar

**paco** · 05-12-11, 10:01 PM

Don't want to get killed by a suicide bomber.

Pass

**flyingillini** · 05-12-11, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Gregory you should go, I had near misses of getting laid and finally I knew it was NOT ME
They do not give a fuk if your bald and small, they like American Men period and you can come at them with a 1.8 inch pecker and they still will ***. I would like to move their and I literally would be a mini King Tut.

**flyingillini** · 05-12-11, 10:03 PM

The Best

**gregm** · 05-12-11, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Gregory you should go, I had near misses of getting laid and finally I knew it was NOT ME
They do not give a fuk if your bald and small, they like American Men period and you can come at them with a 1.8 inch pecker and they still will ***. I would like to move their and I literally would be a mini King Tut.

A mini king tut.

.You are on a roll tonight JJ. You really should get a blog going and your own site, put some ads on it make some extra money, start submitting your videos to video sites, into contests, get your own tube channel like that ijustine and other lifecasters and internet celebs.. A mini king tut

**C-Gold** · 05-12-11, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Gregory you should go, I had near misses of getting laid and finally I knew it was NOT ME
They do not give a fuk if your bald and small, they like American Men period and you can come at them with a 1.8 inch pecker and they still will ***. I would like to move their and I literally would be a mini King Tut.

Mini King tut.

You New Jersey people say some funny ass shit.

**flyingillini** · 05-12-11, 10:09 PM

These are some badass Jews right here

**yisman** · 05-12-11, 10:56 PM

I bet 5,000 sbr points that jj won't show up if it happens.

**wtf** · 05-12-11, 10:59 PM

what is the ratio for gay jew community there?

want jj to fit in