Do You Give Flowers When You Go To Recital

**freeVICK** · 05-18-11, 09:03 PM

yes flowers. but not roses

**flyingillini** · 05-18-11, 09:05 PM

Bring the yayo, she will love to sneak in the bathroom and do a toot. Make sure and bring a bullet.

**ACoochy** · 05-18-11, 09:07 PM

FUKK Gold if u dont know how to simply be yourself at ur age then there really is little hope....

**jjgold** · 05-18-11, 09:10 PM

Illini do you realize every girl does not like coke???

I swear this is not Calif and girls in recitals are conservative. She told me she is a virgin also

Illini coke would definitely ruin it for me

**Bcatswin** · 05-18-11, 09:10 PM

^ This

**Dirty Sanchez** · 05-18-11, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do I run up to stage and throw flowers at the broad or do I give her fukkin chocolate Bars??

Some broad like 5-9, 177, short hair but gorgeous invited me, my angle is I might be able to fuk her if I play my cards right. I do not want to come on too strong

I need to know what to do

Recital etiquette??

A recital...what is she like 15? Maybe take her Skittles you sick fuk

**WvGambler** · 05-18-11, 09:12 PM

take her flowers JJ, but dont give them to her in front of people. Give them to her at your car at the end of the evening...dont make her feel embarrassed

thats what dad alway used to say....

**flyingillini** · 05-18-11, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Illini do you realize every girl does not like coke???

I swear this is not Calif and girls in recitals are conservative. She told me she is a virgin also

Illini coke would definitely ruin it for me

I have never met a girl that doesn't like it or at least tried it. They all like it JJ...

**WvGambler** · 05-18-11, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by WvGambler

take her flowers JJ, but dont give them to her in front of people. Give them to her at your car at the end of the evening...dont make her feel embarrassed thats what dad alway used to say....

of course he also said "if a girl locks up on you during sex, punch her hard in the face. She unlock."

**Cuse0323** · 05-18-11, 09:16 PM

throw some bazooka joe at her, she'll love it.

**doublej95** · 05-18-11, 09:18 PM

don't waste your time getting the flowers or going to the recital.

**jjgold** · 05-18-11, 09:19 PM

Illini are you sure???

What do I do??? Do I slip her a small package??

Do I ask her if she likes snow???

What words do I use???

I do not want to blow this

**flyingillini** · 05-18-11, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Illini are you sure???

What do I do??? Do I slip her a small package??

Do I ask her if she likes snow???

What words do I use???

I do not want to blow this

Just ask her if she wants to go skiing tonight or how about a little nose candy.. Then slip her the bullet. Trust me on this JJ.

**jjgold** · 05-18-11, 09:24 PM

Ok Illini its Friday Night I think

I will try this, I will buy 4 bullets and hide them in my socks

Illini if I get laid I swear I will send you another 5 bullets Fed -Ex

**wtf** · 05-18-11, 09:30 PM

show her your pee pee

she will think it is a micro toy and start playing with it

**big joe 1212** · 05-18-11, 09:34 PM

are you going to a middle school play?

come on jj, you can do better!

**minet123** · 05-18-11, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do I run up to stage and throw flowers at the broad or do I give her fukkin chocolate Bars??

Some broad like 5-9, 177, short hair but gorgeous invited me, my angle is I might be able to fuk her if I play my cards right. I do not want to come on too strong

I need to know what to do

Recital etiquette??

What to do is nothing
it time to face facts and stop wasting time better served feeding the books
just call escort service if you want a Nice Broad other wise drive over to Newark and get crack ho for $10

**NYSportsGuy210** · 05-18-11, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

A recital...what is she like 15? Maybe take her Skittles you sick fuk

**jjgold** · 05-18-11, 10:05 PM

Going to bring a few condos also but love exploding care free inside women as it is powerful and i feel I am in love.

**Wiggums5** · 05-18-11, 10:14 PM

how old is this broad?

**daimoshokage** · 05-18-11, 10:22 PM

hope you get laid..

**stealthyburrito** · 05-18-11, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Going to bring a few condos also but love exploding care free inside women as it is powerful and i feel I am in love.

gl jj, i dunno how portable condos are but gl.

**marcoloco** · 05-19-11, 12:33 AM

yea go with flowers. go big or go home. bring out the big guns and she might be on your next hidden cam video. gl man

**ZetaPsi808** · 05-19-11, 12:52 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

gl jj, i dunno how portable condos are but gl.

unfukkin real stealthy

who is stud in ur avatar??

**stealthyburrito** · 05-19-11, 01:02 AM

Think its billy baldwin, needed a celebrity in my avatar.

**jjgold** · 05-19-11, 05:25 AM

Thanks men

I need to play this right

I might be a playa and do not even know it

Going to get 3 bullets of yayo today

**Rollins08** · 05-19-11, 05:43 AM

Can you post a picture of this chick? Im in NY, maybe I know her?

**zam77** · 05-19-11, 11:05 PM

I would bring her some organic edible flowers... not sure where you could buy them though?

you can eat them together... that would be solid

**flyingillini** · 05-19-11, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Think its billy baldwin, needed a celebrity in my avatar.

I saw him at the Gym today. He goes to the Santa Barbara Athletic Club...

**t-wizzle** · 05-19-11, 11:10 PM

Sounds like a big girl JJ

**stealthyburrito** · 05-19-11, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

I saw him at the Gym today. He goes to the Santa Barbara Athletic Club...

orale!!

**VegasInsider** · 05-19-11, 11:32 PM

Yes, you bring flowers and give them to her after the performance.

**tunaguitar76** · 05-19-11, 11:42 PM

just sprinkle the yayo on the flowers... never fails.