How do you guys have fun w/ touts over the phone?

[mathdotcom]

"Why should I pay for your picks when I can get other peoples' online for free?"
Tout: Oh well I am 50-0 over my last 50 plays so you want to have my picks!
"So why the fukk are you wasting your time calling me if you can pick winners 100% of the time?"
Tout: Because I want to...
"Pal, wait.., Pal, hold on.. I've got an offer for you"
Tout: Oh?
"How about I sell you some of my picks?"
Tout: Well...
"What, you don't want to buy picks from someone you know fukk all about? Now you know how I feel."

This response is a hybrid of jj from Venditto Video Response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRKhECVhf08) and Jerry's reply to telemarketer on Seinfeld (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hllDWSbuDsQ)

[flyingillini]

I used to get calls all the time when I had a land line. I only have a cell and I still get them but not as much. I go off on them and finally hang up. The funny thing is that the same guy has been calling me for years and he changes his name and location.. fukin idiots

[LT Profits]

I tell them who I am and usually say that I am ranked ahead of them at a certain monitor.

[mathdotcom]

Coincidence..