Bovada late night bots beware

**daneblazer** · 02-18-13, 08:15 AM

The Bot Troops

**GUMMO77** · 02-18-13, 11:07 AM

What's their names?

What's their lineage?

Probably a bunch of amateurs.

**daneblazer** · 02-18-13, 11:09 AM

Player 5 has to be a bot. He's on every table and the fukker plays 24/7

**ttwarrior1** · 02-18-13, 03:51 PM

yes there are bots because sometimes the system screws up and every player at a table your at will timeout , use extended time and then fold

Happen to 1 or 2 maybe, but 8 all in a row in your bb with aces? Now come on.

They need to bring back player names.

**downsouth** · 02-18-13, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by kidk

Bovada later at night is really a joke unless you want to play against bots.

So the amount of players at night are very little if any....so finally find a few tables to sit were there is another person at....well our hands arent that great so there wasn't alot of betting going on and then out of the blue another sits and just starts firing off every card and raising ....so the other person sits out so Ileave go to another table find someone to play against and the rake wasnt getting that much there either then bam another person sits down and starts firing away....BOVADA ITS SO EASY TO TELL YOU HAVE TONS OF BOTS ON THE SITE NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY !!! Unless your letting affliates use house players and paying them a rake...but players are starting to notice...so EVERYBODY if you play on Bovada and your not generating enough rake for them sitting there they send in the BOT TROOOPS!!! SO BEWARE

You stiff SBR points. Probably deserved it.

**GUMMO77** · 02-18-13, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

You stiff SBR points. Probably deserved it.

Another stiff?

**downsouth** · 02-18-13, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Another stiff?

Yes. Old kidstiff stiffed stash using the ole classic, "my comp is broke. It will not let me click on the gold coin"

**GUMMO77** · 02-18-13, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

Yes. Old kidstiff stiffed stash using the ole classic, "my comp is broke. It will not let me click on the gold coin"

Classy.

**downsouth** · 02-18-13, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Classy.

Gotta love it.

**Dirt Wizard** · 02-18-13, 07:50 PM

I don't know about bots, but i did take some pretty ridiculous beats last night.

**Jeffie** · 02-18-13, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by Dirt Wizard

I don't know about bots, but i did take some pretty ridiculous beats last night.

i just deposited over the weekend, took some sickening beats deep in tourneys. I think ill stick to carbon.

**GUMMO77** · 02-18-13, 09:39 PM

We are taking over the world!

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/syfy/temp-title-1359753460148-6wms

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**4uk4life** · 02-18-13, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

We are taking over the world!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/syfy/temp-ti...753460148-6wms

**sinmiedo** · 02-19-13, 06:07 AM

the bots are in evry level.
i play mostly sng and mtt
i m doing quite well at the .50 1 making a decent profits, but the best proffits are comming from mtt, and sng.
i only had 20 bucks and some trounaments tickets that i won via satellites and fot a needed brake last thursday, going from my last 18 dollars to 390 in 1 sesion, prfits that i made from a 3 place in a 15000 guaranty torunaments some nice profits in plo and .5 .10 and sngI just finish a1st in anoter 1000 guaranty making my br 700.
i m trying to build br in 90 days from last week to see if can ber done, as The Trinity dis last year, however .i will include all the games and forms sticking to BR managment structure.
bots or not bots , i just play my game , fold a lot , only playing the nuts there.

one last question ..................how does \Bodog bovada pays>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

**sinmiedo** · 02-19-13, 06:28 AM

Last but not less, my best proffits are comming from late night poker for 2 amest till 5
Now i m going to bed at 8 30 p,m and start the sesion at 3 am till 8 when i go to work anc conitunue there till 5 pm.
best of luck to all

**4uk4life** · 02-19-13, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by sinmiedo

Last but not less, my best proffits are comming from late night poker for 2 amest till 5
Now i m going to bed at 8 30 p,m and start the sesion at 3 am till 8 when i go to work anc conitunue there till 5 pm.
best of luck to all

Wait....You're going to play poker until you go to work and then go to work to play poker???

**sinmiedo** · 02-19-13, 09:27 AM

[QUOTE=4uk4life;17856810]Wait....You're going to play poker until you go to work and then go to work to play poker???[/QUOTE
Well, i own the company thereofre i have some perks.

**daneblazer** · 02-19-13, 10:10 AM

While there are almost certainly bots on Bovada, I doubt many would be able to pick them out of a lineup. Of course it's more difficult to tell with anonymous players, at least in 50nl and above it seems like there are less "players" who could be bots than there were in the Bodog days. In the Bodog days they pretty much overran the micros. Good luck writing a bot that can play 100bb+ and consistently beat good players anyways. The ones you need to worry about are the short stackers and they are almost universally awful on Bovada.

**secretstash** · 02-19-13, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

You stiff SBR points. Probably deserved it.

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Another stiff?

Originally posted by downsouth

Yes. Old kidstiff stiffed stash using the ole classic, "my comp is broke. It will not let me click on the gold coin"

Cant click gold coin and now he is stiffing because I asked for the points he owes me and otherwise he was going to pay me a year later. ROFL!

-stash

(copying this from another thread so yall can laugh at this).. propicker told me to go see kidk playing with his 1st place chips from a tournament that just ended..
________________________

I walked in to poker right after you said that and dude was donking off the 400 pt tournament win in one hand...

Prior to this he lied to me bout this stuff . 1. I cannot click on gold coins to send points.. I think laptop is broke. LOL and 2. He pretends he cant read or type when I am not around in poker.. min I show up he is a ghost...but I caught him lol at his horrible play and then I went off...

kidk: lol
secretstash: STIFF KIDK SUCKS
secretstash: pay your debts ahole
kidk: stash im not paying you anything ....ive paid everyone else but you wante ot tun your mouth so your
kidk: not getting nothing
secretstash: that still means your a STIFF
kidk: you think i was a stiff well now i will be
secretstash: I dont expect a point from you
kidk: good
secretstash: YOU HAVE BEEN A STIFF FOR A YEAR moron
secretstash: its not new news
secretstash: get a life
kidk: you been running your mouth for a year too oh well
secretstash: look. you didnt pay for 3 months before I came looking for u
secretstash: so that is proof

He immediately left tail between legs like a little b****

-stash

**yisman** · 02-19-13, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

We are taking over the world!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/syfy/temp-ti...753460148-6wms

What the article fails to mention is that EVERY ONE of those bots also plays SBR poker. Which one is you, GUMMO?

**RudyRuetigger** · 02-19-13, 05:33 PM

kidk

go fukk yourself pal

**secretstash** · 02-20-13, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

kidk

go fukk yourself pal

-stash

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-20-13, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by yisman

What the article fails to mention is that EVERY ONE of those bots also plays SBR poker. Which one is you, GUMMO?

C'mon yis!

... kinda like flopping the nuts... so easy, ffs:

GUMMO

**GUMMO77** · 02-20-13, 08:37 PM

**RudyRuetigger** · 02-21-13, 01:03 AM

Thanks for the points

**Hankwins** · 02-21-13, 02:22 AM

i won 6k on a parlay at bovada and I played aggressive 5/10 limit 6 seats and heads up and i can;'t count the amount of times i was called a bot in chat. BOT= donkey player kicking your ass!

**Optional** · 02-21-13, 06:43 AM

What does it mean when someone calls you a 'card rack'?

**Mitchell88** · 02-21-13, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by downsouth

Yes. Old kidstiff stiffed stash using the ole classic, "my comp is broke. It will not let me click on the gold coin"

was that a joke? Did he really say that he couldnt click the coin? if he said so thats pathetic

**yisman** · 02-21-13, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by Optional

What does it mean when someone calls you a 'card rack'?

it means you're catching all the cards. Hence 'rack'.

opposite of 'card dead' or 'koldazzice'.

**GUMMO77** · 03-10-13, 06:19 PM

The takeover has begun.

Buckle up, humans.

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**BigDeem5** · 03-10-13, 10:00 PM

Bovada is shady.