Mma, so I can employ my guillotine choke & get a quick 1st round submission.
Even your dumb ass has gotta be kidding...assuming donker isn't photoshopping all the pics he posts, and given what we've seen of you, I don't think you'd make it through the first round of a staring contest let alone any kind of fight. Between your inability to approach people you haven't paid to talk to you and your sit-around-unemployed flabby build, a fight like this would be a joke. The worst part is after losing or running away, you'd probably still come back here and try to act like a tough guy
That being said, as quick as it would be I'd buy a ticket, or volunteer to be the announcer
Fight should be sanctioned for Donkey's protection. To ensure medical attention is on standby, so Donkey can receive this proper medical attention promptly.
Sanctioned fights look at your medicals & they have to make sure that you are medically fit. They can’t have someone who is sick fighting a guy who is not sick, because the other guy can get killed. That is why it’s called a sanction fight. Sanctioned fights have to look into everything to make sure everything is str8, so there will not be any accidents or lawsuits.
ps. waves, after seeing hope solo's selfies of her vagina, I may have it fight you in my stead, that way you'll only be maimed by her famed "labia anti-guillotine" move as opposed to flat out being killed by me.....
Fight should be sanctioned for Donkey's protection. To ensure medical attention is on standby, so Donkey can receive this proper medical attention promptly.
Sanctioned fights look at your medicals & they have to make sure that you are medically fit. They can’t have someone who is sick fighting a guy who is not sick, because the other guy can get killed. That is why it’s called a sanction fight. Sanctioned fights have to look into everything to make sure everything is str8, so there will not be any accidents or lawsuits.
Hard to imagine how donk is going to get injured, when you've yet to prove you can make it out of the corner
Isnt B-quay the chimp? If so I promise you that you do not want to fight one of those. Those things are strong beyond belief.
To be fair, when you're making stuff up as bobbo seems to be doing, might as well go big right?
Originally posted by downsouth
I will bring one of kids doctor kits to make sure both fighters are well enough to engage in whatever the hell it is they will engage in.
I think lines will be as follows:
Donk by knockout: -250
Donk by decision: -120
Tie by donk leaving ring to bang chick holding the cards and bobbo failing to leave corner to accept win: -6987
i've trained Qualia to hate all things waves and philadelphia eagle related............ he will literally rip waves little sack off the second he sees him....
took him to the beach in galveston last weekend, the lifequards had to rescue my little pet after he spent 8 straight hours rippin' the shit outta four-five foot breakers in the surf........
You're making a big ass of yourself.
Time to go home.
No one wants you here.
Coming from a broke dikk troll, who's been here 4 years & cashed out nothing. SBR loves pro members like you, who can't generate pts. Considering your poor handicapping skills on this forum, I know you didn't roll over that DSI cash.