Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-01-20, 06:30 PM

**KVB** · 07-01-20, 06:44 PM

I'm sort of just not into it right now. I just don't feel like opening up the lab and turning on a whole golf campaign. There are many problems with this season, obviously.

It just sickens me to think of where we were, the markets we were in, when Gobert found Covid on his hand after sticking it up his ass.

Also the whole process was documented. We had something very special going there.

I have screens up, shit open, even have a solid medicine for a bud, if I need it, that will keep me focused and productive. But to what end?

Fawk.

Been focusing on stocks, with shorter term trades and I might stay there for a while.

Even if some sports markets come back, it will take some creative adjustments to capitalize on it.

**turtledoves** · 07-01-20, 07:40 PM

**stevenash** · 07-01-20, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

This made me laugh.

**KVB** · 07-01-20, 09:38 PM

**KVB** · 07-01-20, 10:36 PM

B. DeChambeau +650
P. Reed +1601
V. Hovland +1899
S. Scheffler +3402
T. Finau +3189

T. Finau Top 20 +140
P. Reed Top 20 -125

**turtledoves** · 07-01-20, 10:44 PM

**19th Hole** · 07-02-20, 04:22 AM

~~~~

Another day that don’t end
Another ship goin’ out
Another day of anger, bitterness, and doubt
I know how it happened
I saw it begin
I opened my heart to the world and the world came in
Hello Mary Lou
Hello Miss Pearl
My fleet-footed guides from the underworld
No stars in the sky shine brighter than you
You girls mean business and I do too
Well I’m the enemy of treason
Enemy of strife
Enemy of the unlived meaningless life
I ain’t no false prophet
I just know what I know
I go where only the lonely can go
I’m first among equals
Second to none
Last of the best
You can bury the rest
Bury ’em naked with their silver and gold
Put them six feet under and pray for their souls
What are you lookin’ at
There’s nothing to see
Just a cool breeze that’s encircling me
Let’s go for a walk in the garden
So far and so wide
We can sit in the shade by the fountain-side
I search the world over
For the Holy Grail
I sing songs of love
I sing songs of betrayal
Don’t care what I drink
Don’t care what I eat
I climbed the mountains of swords on my bare feet
You don’t know me darlin’
You never would guess
I’m nothing like my ghostly appearance would suggest
I ain’t no false prophet
Ijust said what I said
I’m just here to bring vengeance on somebody’s head
Put out your hand
There’s nothing to hold
Open your mouthI’ll stuff it with gold
Oh you poor devil look up if you will
The city of God is there on the hill
Hello stranger
A long goodbye
You ruled the landBut so do I
You lost your mule
You got a poison brain
I’ll marry you to a ball and chain
You know darlin’
The kind of life that I live
When your smile meets my smile something’s got to give
I ain’t no false prophet
No I’m nobody’s bride
Can’t remember when I was born
And I forgot when I died

.

**stevenash** · 07-02-20, 12:15 PM

^
This album charted at number one a few weeks ago making Dylan the oldest person ever to have a number one Billboard record.

**KVB** · 07-02-20, 02:22 PM

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**KVB** · 07-02-20, 03:15 PM

**stevenash** · 07-02-20, 03:54 PM

I think there's too much fiber in you pal Nasher's diet.

This morning I took a porcelain massive so thick one of the dookies wouldn't flush so I had to get the big boy snake to clear it.

**KVB** · 07-02-20, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

...This morning I took a porcelain massive so thick one of the dookies wouldn't flush so I had to get the big boy snake to clear it.

Did you have to fight a big boy frog and a bog boy cat to get that big boy snake?

**turtledoves** · 07-02-20, 06:28 PM

hanwah

**KVB** · 07-02-20, 06:51 PM

**turtledoves** · 07-02-20, 10:36 PM

we need a demonstration

**stevenash** · 07-03-20, 08:53 AM

**turtledoves** · 07-03-20, 09:21 AM

no milk here, can't eat my cereal

**stevenash** · 07-03-20, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by turtledoves

no milk here, can't eat my cereal

Breakfast of Champions

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-03-20, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by turtledoves

no milk here, can't eat my cereal

That’s gangsta

**stevenash** · 07-03-20, 10:26 AM

RIP Hugh Downs.
Dead at age 99.
God Bless, the dude led a storied full life.

Hugh Downs Dead: '20/20' and 'Today Show' Anchor Was 99

https://variety.com/2020/tv/news/hugh-downs-dead-dies-anchorman-2020-today-1234697169/

Hugh Downs, anchorman for the ABC news program “20/20” and, before that, NBC’s “The Today Show,” has died at 99.

**turtledoves** · 07-03-20, 12:49 PM

ever try the squatty potty nash? has taken my dumps to another level

**stevenash** · 07-03-20, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by turtledoves

ever try the squatty potty nash? has taken my dumps to another level

I have not.
I think I'll try it though.

You know when you are in the midst of a solid dump is when you get that little tear in your eye.

**KVB** · 07-03-20, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by turtledoves

no milk here, can't eat my cereal...

**KVB** · 07-03-20, 02:03 PM

Never forget...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-03-20, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by turtledoves

ever try the squatty potty nash? has taken my dumps to another level

And what level would that be?

**KVB** · 07-03-20, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

And what level would that be?

The level where you shit out rainbow ice cream.

With sprinkles!!!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-03-20, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by KVB

The level where you shit out rainbow ice cream.

With sprinkles!!!

But that commercial says it's for humans that poop out of their butts.

What about those that poop out of other orifices?

**KVB** · 07-03-20, 02:29 PM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-03-20, 02:33 PM

Hey, at least the babaji is nice enough to knock you out before he fuks you in the ass.

**KVB** · 07-03-20, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

...Hey, at least the babaji is nice enough to knock you out before he fuks you in the ass.

**turtledoves** · 07-03-20, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

And what level would that be?

Higher level for high toilets, flip to lower level for shorter ones.

**turtledoves** · 07-03-20, 03:17 PM

had a conference call on the toilet the other day. Had my laptop and phone, forgot the TP. Had to do the Last Dance to the other room to grab a roll. It won't be the last dance.

Cupped my underwear right up to my butt crack
#PoopInThePants

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-03-20, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by turtledoves

Higher level for high toilets, flip to lower level for shorter ones.

Looks like a step stool for Fidels, just so he can actually get up onto the toilet like a big boy.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-03-20, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by turtledoves

had a conference call on the toilet the other day. Had my laptop and phone, forgot the TP. Had to do the Last Dance to the other room to grab a roll. It won't be the last dance.

Cupped my underwear right up to my butt crack
#PoopInThePants