I put the egg salad sandwich in the middle of the pot and Tessie Dog ate it.
I was in the mood for something different so I boiled up some eggs, made a salad, and spread on some rye toast with tomatoes and mustard, lettuce, and Mayo.
I hear ya brother.
I was shoved in that heart MRI machine Friday for 20 minutes. You can’t move and your nose starts to itch.
The best thing about egg salad are the egg farts that follow.
I just let one fly, let me tell you something, that double butt cheek flapper brought tears to Tessie Dogs eyes.
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Good luck as always KVB!...My best bet and lock of the day is Reds-Rockies (over 10.5)...two horrible pitchers, two shitty bullpens, and rockies hit LHP really well...I'm thinking my EDT theory comes into play here (Equilibrium Disbursement Theory)....meaning each team should be good for at least 5 runs apiece and game then goes over!......This wager was just a simple case of not overthinking it!...
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GREAT START MANSTER!!!
The Rox whack-attack lookin' to blow-up the over by themselves!!
Runsw Runs Runs!!
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