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  • DwightShrute
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-17-09
    • 102298

    #148961
    Originally posted by stevek173
    I would TOADALLY let her poo on my side of the bed!!!!
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    • DwightShrute
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 01-17-09
      • 102298

      #148962
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81454

        #148963
        <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/BlushingDeadlyAmphibian' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='1182'></iframe>
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        • smokenjoke
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-16-12
          • 8285

          #148964
          A$S5O
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81454

            #148965
            When KVB was in 5th grade his teacher had his class make an art project for Mother’s Day.

            Can you tell which one KVB made?

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            • DwightShrute
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 01-17-09
              • 102298

              #148966
              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/BlushingDeadlyAmphibian' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='1182'></iframe>
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              • stevenash
                Moderator
                • 01-17-11
                • 65147

                #148967
                S'up Joker dude.

                Appreciate your random YouTube pulls.
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                • stevenash
                  Moderator
                  • 01-17-11
                  • 65147

                  #148968
                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                  When KVB was in 5th grade his teacher had his class make an art project for Mother’s Day.
                  KVB is like the SBR version of Steven Hawkings sans wheelchair, in fifth grade I hear in 5th grade just when his teacher thought she had the answer KVB changed the question.
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                  • stevek173
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-29-08
                    • 27598

                    #148969
                    Fidels?!
                    Last edited by stevek173; 05-04-22, 08:53 PM. Reason: Fidels?!
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                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-30-08
                      • 81454

                      #148970
                      We’d plow, yeah?



                      Oh, I cashed Heat -8 too
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                      • KnuckleHeadz
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-11-19
                        • 8194

                        #148971
                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                        We’d plow, yeah?



                        Oh, I cashed Heat -8 too
                        I’d plow the line on her arse and then her…

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                        • DwightShrute
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 01-17-09
                          • 102298

                          #148972
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                          • KnuckleHeadz
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-11-19
                            • 8194

                            #148973
                            Originally posted by DwightShrute
                            🤣🤣🤣
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                            • stevenash
                              Moderator
                              • 01-17-11
                              • 65147

                              #148974
                              ^
                              Check out the brother on the left, his eyes are staring right down at the babe's milkers and his facial expression is saying "I'm really skunked on alcohol"
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81454

                                #148975
                                Originally posted by DwightShrute
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81454

                                  #148976
                                  Left, right or middle?


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                                  • stevenash
                                    Moderator
                                    • 01-17-11
                                    • 65147

                                    #148977
                                    Let's talk about cheese.

                                    Don't you hate it when the deli department puts those stickers across the plastic bag so tight you can't help but ripping the back while opening?

                                    And while I'm at it, what's the deal with those separator thingies between each slice.
                                    Does no good, the individual slices of cheese still stick together.

                                    Quick riddle?
                                    What's the ten words a butcher will never hear uttered?

                                    "And I'll take a pound of head cheese too please"

                                    Five words you really don't want directed at you.
                                    "Did you cut the cheese"?

                                    (Unless it's a really good stinky fart, the kind that sends up swirling stink lines like you see in the comics and you're really proud of that fart, then yeah, I'll proudly own up to that kind of fart)
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                                    • KnuckleHeadz
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 12-11-19
                                      • 8194

                                      #148978
                                      Originally posted by stevenash
                                      ^
                                      Check out the brother on the left, his eyes are staring right down at the babe's milkers and his facial expression is saying "I'm really skunked on alcohol"
                                      Get some rest tonight Nash!
                                      🤣
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                                      • stevenash
                                        Moderator
                                        • 01-17-11
                                        • 65147

                                        #148979
                                        Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz
                                        Get some rest tonight Nash!
                                        Problem with that is I got a solid seven consecutive hour sleep last night from midnight to 7am, woke up like a boss, went to the cardiologist, got all my business work done this afternoon, took Tessie Dog on a one hour doggie power run, than took a three hour power nap for 5pm to 8pm.

                                        Right now I'm wired for speed, strap yourself in as I am so on top of my game tonight.

                                        Not for nothing I hit my Miami wager, just hit my Suns over wager, and my bow-wow of the day pick, those high flying birdies from Baltimore cashed too.

                                        Three for three, fresh as a dewy spring lawn on an April morning, all this and brains too not to mention exceedingly handsome too.

                                        Don't touch me I'm a real live wire.

                                        That's enough of talking about me, you can talk about me for awhile now.
                                        (That old gag, and no, I don't believe my own shit, but it makes for some mighty fine humorous reading, don't ya know?)
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81454

                                          #148980
                                          Question #1 today



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                                          • KVB
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 05-29-14
                                            • 74817

                                            #148981
                                            The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

                                            967 May 5 DET +150

                                            This is a BAS line.

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                                            • KnuckleHeadz
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-11-19
                                              • 8194

                                              #148982
                                              MLB

                                              Favs. 230-141 (62%)
                                              Favs off a lose. 95-52 (65%)
                                              Home Favs -200 or more 37-17 (69%)
                                              Non Division road Favs 46-17 (73%)
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                                              • stevek173
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 03-29-08
                                                • 27598

                                                #148983
                                                Fidels?!
                                                Last edited by stevek173; 05-05-22, 12:41 PM. Reason: Fidels?!:
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                                                • Da Manster!
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 07-13-07
                                                  • 17720

                                                  #148984
                                                  For DDD and Nash!...


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                                                  • KVB
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                    • 74817

                                                    #148985
                                                    LMAO Manster, what in the world?

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                                                    • Da Manster!
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 07-13-07
                                                      • 17720

                                                      #148986
                                                      ^^^....
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                                                      • KVB
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 05-29-14
                                                        • 74817

                                                        #148987
                                                        <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/HardImperturbableHowlermonkey' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='844'></iframe>
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                                                        • KVB
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 05-29-14
                                                          • 74817

                                                          #148988
                                                          <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/MediocreNippyArcticfox' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='844'></iframe>
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                                                          • KVB
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 05-29-14
                                                            • 74817

                                                            #148989
                                                            <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/SparklingMealyAmericanratsnake' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='844'></iframe>
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                                                            • KVB
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 05-29-14
                                                              • 74817

                                                              #148990
                                                              <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/BigElegantIberianemeraldlizard' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='684'></iframe>
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                                                              • KVB
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 05-29-14
                                                                • 74817

                                                                #148991
                                                                <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/RemoteFlickeringGrayfox' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='404'></iframe>
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                                                                • manny24
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-22-07
                                                                  • 20046

                                                                  #148992
                                                                  oh wow nice pole KV
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                                                                  • stevenash
                                                                    Moderator
                                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                                    • 65147

                                                                    #148993
                                                                    That dude scaled that pillar effortlessly.
                                                                    I'm impressed, I couldn't do that.
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                                                                    • stevenash
                                                                      Moderator
                                                                      • 01-17-11
                                                                      • 65147

                                                                      #148994
                                                                      Further proof the pitching dynamics in MLB has drastically changes.

                                                                      25 games into the season there are 134 pitchers that have started four of more games (all starts, no relief work)
                                                                      Which is about right, 30 teams four starters each.

                                                                      Here's the thing, of those 134 starting pitchers only 59 (less than half) qualify for any type of major year-end awards. In this case 25 games have been played, to qualify you must have pitched at least 25 innings. Rules state to be eligible for ERA crown for instance you must have pitched at least one inning per game that the individual team played in, nine times out of ten it's 162.

                                                                      Of those 134 pitchers, 24 of them have pitched less than 20 innings (less than 4 IP a start)
                                                                      Which screams more teams are going with 'openers' rather than starters.
                                                                      Some of those are just flat-out shit bum hamburger regular rotation starters, some of those have 24 actually have decent numbers.

                                                                      The 59 'qualified starters this season to date have made a total of 296 combined starts, have thrown a combined 1648 innings for an average of 5.57 innings patched per start.

                                                                      Putting those numbers into perspective no starting pitcher (on the average) doesn't even qualify for a 'quality start'.
                                                                      To earn a QS you must have pitched at least six innings yielding three earned runs or less.

                                                                      Baby Boomers (such as myself) when we were in grade school each team had a four man set rotation, almost all the starting pitchers threw 200 innings per season and then some, and your bullpen had two quality short inning pitchers, and the other six pitchers were gas cans.

                                                                      The four man rotation is officially dead, along with the hit and run and the stolen base.

                                                                      As the CIO of Macy's who I worked for in IT when I first started out in this career once told me a quarter century ago, "Bill, I like you, you have a ton of potential, let me give you a piece of advice which is if you can't or won't adapt to change you will perish, don't be afraid of change, change is good."

                                                                      Bob Dylan had an epic hit with "Times They Are A Changing"
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                                                                      • edawg
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 07-09-11
                                                                        • 2820

                                                                        #148995
                                                                        Originally posted by KVB
                                                                        <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/MediocreNippyArcticfox' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='844'></iframe>
                                                                        Terrible form knees are breaking inward and up on her toes that are rotating inward injury is going to happen soon. As a man I love it as a strength coach I am sickened. 😃
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