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#80963was taking a leak in the bathroom when my showerhead just dripped out some water. i took a shower in the morning, why did this happen now? is it because the exhaust fan turned on and slightly created a wind current to jar the showerhead nozzle? is it because i used water flushing, causing it to flow more to the showerhead nozzle?
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#80965was taking a leak in the bathroom when my showerhead just dripped out some water. i took a shower in the morning, why did this happen now? is it because the exhaust fan turned on and slightly created a wind current to jar the showerhead nozzle? is it because i used water flushing, causing it to flow more to the showerhead nozzle?...
Coincidentally, when you were taking a leak, it finally gave way, allowing the water it blocked earlier to drain free. Of course, it really only looks like coincidence. The vibration from the fan combined with the BBTD flopping out and slamming the floor, well, it was just enough to knock it loose from the shower head.
That's what I'm going with.
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#80966It was a natural set up, in a sense.
Those bets on Portland during the day were RLM and sharp as fuk, expecially the spread bets at +4.
But the spread saw pressure down because it was the Portland ML that was getting bought. By the time we were looking at a bucket or -2.5, Warriors backers were taking the spread, saving on the price.
My sources, once it all closed down showd exactly what was expected. The spread saw tickets on GS, the money more even while the moneyline had both tickets and money on Portland. Given you had to lay for GS, to have more money on Portland tells you what the market was thinking...Portland moneyline.
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#80968It's because when you jizzed in the shower, some of it hit the showerhead and blocked one of the little holes.
Coincidentally, when you were taking a leak, it finally gave way, allowing the water it blocked earlier to drain free. Of course, it really only looks like coincidence. The vibration from the fan combined with the BBTD flopping out and slamming the floor, well, it was just enough to knock it loose from the shower head.
That's what I'm going with.
KVB, can you explain never-ending wipes after a poo?Comment -
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#80970the vibrations of course
never ending wipes
slamming the floor that's what i'll tell the ladiesLast edited by turtledoves; 05-23-19, 05:13 PM.Comment -
#80971that's weird, i gave 3 points within 2 minutes. is 7pm the cutoff time or is it from last time you gave points? it must have just crossed the cutoff timeComment -
#80972You mean to tell me, that no matter how many times you wipe your ass and look at it, it's never clean? There's always something?
Look, I hate to break it to you but, because of the tools required, when you constantly eat cereal out of your ass it messes up some crucial muscles in the anus. They become weaker and just don't do the job they used to.
The reason you can't seem to end the wiping after a poo is that there really isn't an "after a poo" as, again I hate to break it to you, you, sir, are constantly leaking.
You can blame the gay cheerios, the "Fruit" Loops if you will, but we all know it's how you eat them that counts.
I suggest you leave the orifice cereal action to the professionals...
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#80973Our very own Doctor Fukkin Ruth.Comment -
#80974Does poster Fidel_CashFlow still post at SBR???????Comment -
#80975Thank you, thank you.
I was offered a position at Donkland, a sort of adviser to the guests if they need me. I turned it down though.
I went to visit and you wouldn't believe the things you step in when you walk the grounds of Donkland.
Then everyone just walks inside, on the carpet, with their shoes.
It's unbelievable, I came back to Cali...
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#80980Thank you, thank you.
I was offered a position at Donkland, a sort of adviser to the guests if they need me. I turned it down though.
I went to visit and you wouldn't believe the things you step in when you walk the grounds of Donkland.
Then everyone just walks inside, on the carpet, with their shoes.
It's unbelievable, I came back to Cali...
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#80987And my Blues going to The Stanley Cup
Notice the +150 on the blues
do you know what that does to a 2 man parlayComment -
#80988glad your bets won
just lost phillies +175 in the bottom of the 9thComment -
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#80990Not over yet
3 more outs leftComment
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