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  • KVB
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-29-14
    • 74817

    #80956
    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    907 21-May CIN +132
    910 SF +106
    919 SEA +118


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    • KVB
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-29-14
      • 74817

      #80957
      Originally posted by SBR Drew
      STP
      From beginning to end, not a disappointing track on it...

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      • SBR Drew
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-08-18
        • 7351

        #80958
        Originally posted by KVB
        From beginning to end, not a disappointing track on it...

        Gotta agree...fantastic group and album.
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        • KVB
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 05-29-14
          • 74817

          #80959
          The KVB MLB Contrarian RL Fund has picked up...

          921 21-May CHW +1.5 (+166)
          A usual suspect and this game still has 2.5 hours of trading left. I think this price will do for us, at this time.

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          • KVB
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 05-29-14
            • 74817

            #80960
            Nice, picked up than RL right before a market blink in my direction.

            Let's see if holds or if that last hour really pushes Houston further out.

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            • turtledoves
              SBR MVP
              • 08-27-17
              • 3398

              #80961
              Originally posted by turtledoves
              GSW +245, thinking of closing it out
              kicked in the nuts gif convinced me to hold on

              have tonight at 226.7, thinking of an over
              Last edited by turtledoves; 05-21-19, 04:59 PM.
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              • KVB
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 05-29-14
                • 74817

                #80962
                Originally posted by turtledoves
                kicked in the nuts gif convinced me to hold on

                have tonight at 226.7, thinking of an over
                Exactly.

                Tell me the Warriors didn't just kick a ton of folks in the nuts, winning the game without covering the spread.

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                • turtledoves
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-27-17
                  • 3398

                  #80963
                  was taking a leak in the bathroom when my showerhead just dripped out some water. i took a shower in the morning, why did this happen now? is it because the exhaust fan turned on and slightly created a wind current to jar the showerhead nozzle? is it because i used water flushing, causing it to flow more to the showerhead nozzle?

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                  • turtledoves
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-27-17
                    • 3398

                    #80964
                    Originally posted by KVB
                    Exactly.

                    Tell me the Warriors didn't just kick a ton of folks in the nuts, winning the game without covering the spread.

                    i guess more people took warriors spread than portland ML

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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74817

                      #80965
                      Originally posted by turtledoves
                      was taking a leak in the bathroom when my showerhead just dripped out some water. i took a shower in the morning, why did this happen now? is it because the exhaust fan turned on and slightly created a wind current to jar the showerhead nozzle? is it because i used water flushing, causing it to flow more to the showerhead nozzle?...
                      It's because when you jizzed in the shower, some of it hit the showerhead and blocked one of the little holes.

                      Coincidentally, when you were taking a leak, it finally gave way, allowing the water it blocked earlier to drain free. Of course, it really only looks like coincidence. The vibration from the fan combined with the BBTD flopping out and slamming the floor, well, it was just enough to knock it loose from the shower head.

                      That's what I'm going with.

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                      • KVB
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 05-29-14
                        • 74817

                        #80966
                        Originally posted by turtledoves
                        i guess more people took warriors spread than portland ML..
                        It was a natural set up, in a sense.

                        Those bets on Portland during the day were RLM and sharp as fuk, expecially the spread bets at +4.

                        But the spread saw pressure down because it was the Portland ML that was getting bought. By the time we were looking at a bucket or -2.5, Warriors backers were taking the spread, saving on the price.

                        My sources, once it all closed down showd exactly what was expected. The spread saw tickets on GS, the money more even while the moneyline had both tickets and money on Portland. Given you had to lay for GS, to have more money on Portland tells you what the market was thinking...Portland moneyline.

                        Originally posted by KVB
                        Let's all go big on the Warriors to sweep since we can no longer get Portland +4.

                        I could be wrong, but let's face it, everyone who thinks Portland has to win the game, for whatever reason, is just looking to get kicked in the nutz...
                        Could have had the middle there as I was dead set on Warriors winning that game.



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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #80967
                          Boy, that Cinci play in the Contrarian Fund sure does look like one of the best spots of the day.



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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81454

                            #80968
                            Originally posted by KVB
                            It's because when you jizzed in the shower, some of it hit the showerhead and blocked one of the little holes.

                            Coincidentally, when you were taking a leak, it finally gave way, allowing the water it blocked earlier to drain free. Of course, it really only looks like coincidence. The vibration from the fan combined with the BBTD flopping out and slamming the floor, well, it was just enough to knock it loose from the shower head.

                            That's what I'm going with.

                            KVB has all the real answers.

                            KVB, can you explain never-ending wipes after a poo?
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                            • KVB
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 05-29-14
                              • 74817

                              #80969
                              Originally posted by turtledoves
                              ...
                              Nice.

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                              • turtledoves
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-27-17
                                • 3398

                                #80970
                                the vibrations of course
                                never ending wipes

                                slamming the floor that's what i'll tell the ladies
                                Last edited by turtledoves; 05-23-19, 05:13 PM.
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                                • turtledoves
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-27-17
                                  • 3398

                                  #80971
                                  that's weird, i gave 3 points within 2 minutes. is 7pm the cutoff time or is it from last time you gave points? it must have just crossed the cutoff time
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                                  • KVB
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-29-14
                                    • 74817

                                    #80972
                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                    ...KVB, can you explain never-ending wipes after a poo?
                                    You mean to tell me, that no matter how many times you wipe your ass and look at it, it's never clean? There's always something?

                                    Look, I hate to break it to you but, because of the tools required, when you constantly eat cereal out of your ass it messes up some crucial muscles in the anus. They become weaker and just don't do the job they used to.

                                    The reason you can't seem to end the wiping after a poo is that there really isn't an "after a poo" as, again I hate to break it to you, you, sir, are constantly leaking.

                                    You can blame the gay cheerios, the "Fruit" Loops if you will, but we all know it's how you eat them that counts.

                                    I suggest you leave the orifice cereal action to the professionals...




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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81454

                                      #80973
                                      Our very own Doctor Fukkin Ruth.
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                                      • gauchojake
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 09-17-10
                                        • 34103

                                        #80974
                                        Does poster Fidel_CashFlow still post at SBR???????
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                                        • KVB
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 05-29-14
                                          • 74817

                                          #80975
                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                          Our very own Doctor Fukkin Ruth.
                                          Thank you, thank you.

                                          I was offered a position at Donkland, a sort of adviser to the guests if they need me. I turned it down though.

                                          I went to visit and you wouldn't believe the things you step in when you walk the grounds of Donkland.

                                          Then everyone just walks inside, on the carpet, with their shoes.

                                          It's unbelievable, I came back to Cali...

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                                          • KVB
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 05-29-14
                                            • 74817

                                            #80976
                                            Originally posted by gauchojake
                                            Does poster Fidel_CashFlow still post at SBR???????
                                            Yeah he just posted a total last week, I think it lost.

                                            Miserably.

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                                            • KVB
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 05-29-14
                                              • 74817

                                              #80977
                                              Bought some Toronto +145 and +152 LIVE.

                                              Looking to sell it back but it might take a while to come my way.

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                                              • KVB
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 05-29-14
                                                • 74817

                                                #80978
                                                Already sold back at MIL +138.



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                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                  • 81454

                                                  #80979
                                                  Originally posted by gauchojake
                                                  Does poster Fidel_CashFlow still post at SBR???????
                                                  We ran him off.

                                                  He’s working 90 hour weeks at Baskin Robbins, mopping floors now.
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81454

                                                    #80980
                                                    Originally posted by KVB
                                                    Thank you, thank you.

                                                    I was offered a position at Donkland, a sort of adviser to the guests if they need me. I turned it down though.

                                                    I went to visit and you wouldn't believe the things you step in when you walk the grounds of Donkland.

                                                    Then everyone just walks inside, on the carpet, with their shoes.

                                                    It's unbelievable, I came back to Cali...

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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                      • 81454

                                                      #80981
                                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                                      Bought some Toronto +145 and +152 LIVE.

                                                      Looking to sell it back but it might take a while to come my way.

                                                      What book are you using, KVB?


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                                                      • gauchojake
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 09-17-10
                                                        • 34103

                                                        #80982
                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        We ran him off.

                                                        He’s working 90 hour weeks at Baskin Robbins, mopping floors now.
                                                        I thought that's what he was doing before?????

                                                        Fidel get me a scoop of Peanut Butter and Chocolate and Jamocha Almond Fudge ok???
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                                                        • KVB
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 05-29-14
                                                          • 74817

                                                          #80983
                                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          What book are you using, KVB?


                                                          This was all Heritage. I win a little more if it's Toronto.



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                                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-30-08
                                                            • 81454

                                                            #80984
                                                            Originally posted by KVB
                                                            This was all Heritage. I win a little more if it's Toronto.



                                                            I’ll take Middle since I get 2 for 1.
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                                                            • turtledoves
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 08-27-17
                                                              • 3398

                                                              #80985
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                                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 12-03-12
                                                                • 53970

                                                                #80986
                                                                Originally posted by KVB
                                                                Yeah he just posted a total last week, I think it lost.

                                                                Miserably.

                                                                Well then there’s this parlay to win a ton of money




                                                                HOUSTON ASTROS -1½-168 ( D COVEY / J VERLANDER )
                                                                NHL 05/21/2019 08:08 PM [26] ST. LOUIS BLUES -1½+150
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                                                                • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 12-03-12
                                                                  • 53970

                                                                  #80987
                                                                  And my Blues going to The Stanley Cup

                                                                  Notice the +150 on the blues

                                                                  do you know what that does to a 2 man parlay
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                                                                  • turtledoves
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 08-27-17
                                                                    • 3398

                                                                    #80988
                                                                    glad your bets won
                                                                    just lost phillies +175 in the bottom of the 9th
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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81454

                                                                      #80989
                                                                      Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                      Well then there’s this parlay to win a ton of money




                                                                      HOUSTON ASTROS -1½-168 ( D COVEY / J VERLANDER )
                                                                      NHL 05/21/2019 08:08 PM [26] ST. LOUIS BLUES -1½+150
                                                                      Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                      And my Blues going to The Stanley Cup

                                                                      Notice the +150 on the blues

                                                                      do you know what that does to a 2 man parlay
                                                                      Welcome back.


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                                                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 12-03-12
                                                                        • 53970

                                                                        #80990
                                                                        Not over yet

                                                                        3 more outs left
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