What Are Some Good Gift Ideas To Get Your Girlfriend for Christmas?

**ChalkyDog** · 12-09-13, 01:11 AM

Girlfriend at Christmas defines -EV.

Get her the complete Tru-Blood box set, so you can throw that shit on in the bedroom for her, while you watch sports in the living room.

By the time you're ready for bed, she's going to be so worked up from that gay vamp/wearwolf shit she's going to be begging to get dicked down.

**ParlayininHTown** · 12-09-13, 01:12 AM

What are you asking me for, Weed Man?

You know I'm still a long ways off from being able to meet a woman and have a healthy relationship.

I will get there eventually, though.

**Seaweed** · 12-09-13, 01:16 AM

There are going to be a lot of last minute shoppers out there looking to get something for their special someone. This thread could save their relationship and Christmas.

**therocket** · 12-09-13, 01:16 AM

Yoga mat and sign her up at some yoga studio. They love and you'll love her more. Because flexibility is important.

**Seaweed** · 12-09-13, 01:18 AM

How about a Dirt Devil Vaccum cleaner? For those within the budget, it's on sale at Wal-Mart this thursday here.

**El Nino** · 12-09-13, 01:20 AM

Anything from Tiffany's. The Tiffany Blue makes the panties drop and she will probably let you put it in her butt.

**ParlayininHTown** · 12-09-13, 01:20 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

How about a Dirt Devil Vaccum cleaner? For those within the budget, it's on sale at Wal-Mart this thursday here.

**VegasInsider** · 12-09-13, 01:20 AM

Diamonds you fukk

**Vegas39** · 12-09-13, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by El Nino

Anything from Tiffany's. The Tiffany Blue makes the panties drop and she will probably let you put it in her butt.

**ParlayininHTown** · 12-09-13, 01:22 AM

Originally posted by El Nino

Anything from Tiffany's. The Tiffany Blue makes the panties drop and she will probably let you put it in her butt.

This is a forum full of degenerate broke-dikk fukks, Nino.

We need realistic, low-budget items like the vacuum-cleaner Weed Man suggested.

**Vegas39** · 12-09-13, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

This is a forum full of degenerate broke-dikk fukks, Nino.

We need realistic, low-budget items like the vacuum-cleaner Weed Man suggested.

As your strolling walmart looking at vacuums just repeat this. Shopping for vacuums at Christmas will never ever get parlay nor seaweed laid

**boeing power** · 12-09-13, 01:26 AM

Jizz in the face.

if she doesn't get it , she doesn't get it.

**El Nino** · 12-09-13, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

This is a forum full of degenerate broke-dikk fukks, Nino.

We need realistic, low-budget items like the vacuum-cleaner Weed Man suggested.

Unreal. Those sweatpants that look like jeans then?

The fukk do I know. Just trying to help you gueys.

**ParlayininHTown** · 12-09-13, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by boeing power

Jizz in the face.

if she doesn't get it , she doesn't get it.

It's affordable.

**ThaTopMoron** · 12-09-13, 01:27 AM

Lydia likes to read books and has loved the LOTR movies forever, but never owned the books. Yeah... even my stupid ass can figure this one out.

**Untied** · 12-09-13, 01:28 AM

Are we talking about your girlfriend Seaweed?

I'm guessing she could use a patch-kit.

**Vegas39** · 12-09-13, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by boeing power

Jizz in the face.

if she doesn't get it , she doesn't get it.

Weeder already got that on his Vegas trip with bottomdad

**tony_come** · 12-09-13, 01:29 AM

Loaf of bread

**Seaweed** · 12-09-13, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by tony_come

Loaf of bread

sliced?

**Seaweed** · 12-09-13, 01:33 AM

El Nino must have a lot of mmoney and gold diggers

**VegasInsider** · 12-09-13, 01:35 AM

anal lube

**tony_come** · 12-09-13, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

sliced?

Yes from Costco

**Seaweed** · 12-09-13, 01:38 AM

Another good gift idea would be to smash glass and put it in a box. Wrap the box and adress it from a store in Asia. Say the gift was damaged and destroyed during shipping and make up how beautiful it was. Sit there and cry and she will comfort you and feel bad for you and you will save money.

**El Nino** · 12-09-13, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

El Nino must have a lot of mmoney and gold diggers

Weed, get a job that pays well. Find a girl who's hot and makes good money (RN's FTW). You give her a good present, she gives you one. It's basically like buying yourself a good present.

**Seaweed** · 12-09-13, 01:52 AM

What's RN?

**Vegas39** · 12-09-13, 01:53 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

What's RN?

Unreal

**El Nino** · 12-09-13, 01:54 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

What's RN?

Unreal Weeder.

**Seaweed** · 12-09-13, 01:56 AM

Looked it up, it's Registered Nurse as I was thinking. How is that a good job?

**vividjohn45** · 12-09-13, 02:07 AM

A new smart phone weeder. Gets those panties down quick. And not the government type u got

**El Nino** · 12-09-13, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Looked it up, it's Registered Nurse as I was thinking. How is that a good job?

$80Kish a year + benefits + can move wherever and find a job. Most nurses deal with so much bs on a daily basis that they love to cut loose and party when they are not working.

**vividjohn45** · 12-09-13, 02:09 AM

A girl ive liked for a few months broke her phone and i told her id get here a new phone for christmas. Shes been txting me all nite. I know what im getting this christmas.

**vividjohn45** · 12-09-13, 02:14 AM

Shes not my girlfriend weeder. Maybe in rhe future. For now ill take her to hard rock buffet freeroll her 25 bux on slots. And nab it 3 or 4 times a monrh.

**Ace_of_Spades** · 12-09-13, 02:18 AM

Sex swing for sure.

**vividjohn45** · 12-09-13, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades

Sex swing for sure.

bottem dad has one. But even there he likes being bottem dad