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  • blackHIPPY
    SBR MVP
    • 10-01-14
    • 3973

    #1
    SBR what are we gonna do about all these seals raping penguins fam
    It seems that the Antarctic may be a hotspot for documenting disturbing animal sex acts. Many years ago, British explorer George Murray Levick caught Adélie penguins engaging in all sorts of debauchery, such as necrophilia, sexual coercion and sexual abuse of chicks. Now, scientists have observed fur seals trying to have sex with penguins. While these observations may not be as shocking as what Levick documented, they are unusual nonetheless.

    This bizarre sexual behavior was actually first documented in 2006 when scientists spotted a fur seal trying to copulate with a king penguin on Marion Island, a remote and mostly barren island in the sub-Antarctic. At the time, the researchers speculated that the incident may have occurred because the seal was frustrated or sexually inexperienced. Alternatively, they suggested, it could have been an act of aggression as the seal attempted to protect its territory. Or it simply could have been a playful act that turned sexual.

    Upon returning to the island to continue wildlife observations, scientists observed the strange act a further three times, which took them by surprise to say the least.

    “Honestly I did not expect that follow up sightings of a similar nature to that 2006 one would ever be made again,” said lead scientist Nico de Bruyn, “and certainly not on multiple occasions.”

    As described in the journal Polar Biology, the team observed young male Antarctic fur seals sexually coercing (using force to achieve mating) king penguins on three separate occasions. The gender of the penguins was unknown, but they appeared to be in good health.

    All four acts observed so far seemed to follow a similar pattern where the seal chases, captures and then mounts the penguin. The seal then attempted to copulate with the penguin several times, with each effort lasting around five minutes. Of course, all of this harassment was tiring, so the seal would take a break in between attempts.

    Like most birds, penguins don’t have external genitalia and instead possess an opening called a cloaca. They mate by pressing these organs together in what is known as a “cloacal kiss,” in which the sperm is transferred to the female. Traumatically for the penguins, some of the seals were thought to have successfully penetrated the victims’ cloacas during the act as blood was observed around the area afterwards. Although seals often catch and consume penguins, in all but one of the acts the seal let the penguin go afterward. After the most recently documented incident, however, the seal killed and ate the penguin.

    Why fur seals are engaging in these unusual activities is puzzling. While the scientists can only speculate, it could possibly be related to hormonal surges experienced during the breeding season. Alternatively, penguins could merely be an easy target to practice copulation with.

    Although the harassment is difficult to explain, the possible increase in frequency seems to suggest that it may be becoming a learned behavior on the island. It is known that seals are able to learn from each other, so it is possible that it is spreading through observation. The researchers would therefore like to continue their observations to verify this.

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    I say we have a charity poker tournament to get these niggas some fences or an airplane to somewhere away from seals. Tell Trump instead of building wall for America build one for the penguins man
  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63165

    #2
    have they tried to give the seals apple cider vinegar and/or cayenne pepper?
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    • blackHIPPY
      SBR MVP
      • 10-01-14
      • 3973

      #3
      seals out here raping penguins and then killing en and eating em what the fukk is up with that shit bruh
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      • kidcudi92
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-14-11
        • 15434

        #4
        This, but with the seals
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        • Chi_archie
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-22-08
          • 63165

          #5
          also

          elephants rape and kill Rhinos




          and black men rape each other in prison....


          we need answers!!!!!
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          • blackHIPPY
            SBR MVP
            • 10-01-14
            • 3973

            #6
            Originally posted by Chi_archie
            also

            elephants rape and kill Rhinos




            and black men rape each other in prison....


            we need answers!!!!!
            1 crisis at a time Archie
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63165

              #7
              Originally posted by blackHIPPY
              1 crisis at a time Archie

              good point

              back to trying to end my losing streak and find a winner tonight


              let me know how it goes with the Penguin buttholes and what not
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              • blackHIPPY
                SBR MVP
                • 10-01-14
                • 3973

                #8
                Originally posted by kidcudi92
                This, but with the seals

                cuddles lets do this for the next Bash
                take em down 1 seal at a time
                im sure a few posters will even rape em so they can know how it feels
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                • Chi_archie
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-22-08
                  • 63165

                  #9
                  oh I see

                  you were subtle-ly telling us to take the Lightnings ML in NHL
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                  • kidcudi92
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-14-11
                    • 15434

                    #10
                    Originally posted by blackHIPPY

                    cuddles lets do this for the next Bash
                    take em down 1 seal at a time
                    im sure a few posters will even rape em so they can know how it feels
                    I'm sure that there are more than a few weirdo fukks that would actually rape a seal on here
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43559

                      #11
                      how the fuk do we know this is rape?

                      do you think it's rape everytime a bbc brutha is pounding some waifish white chick? Hell no, of course it's not!!!!

                      these penguins having sex with seals, just like most white women, are fed up with the relatively small dick sizes of their intended mates, so they seek out BBSD (Big Black Seal Dick).....

                      from what I saw of the recipient penguins, they were being fully satisfied, even reaching back to peck at the nipples of the seal (much like when a bbc stud tells a white woman to pinch his nipples so he can get off)......

                      a grand jury will clear these alleged rapists easily, particularly once they read the diaries of these BBSD-craving whore penguins, setting forth all the fantasies about having some BBSD to ride
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43559

                        #12
                        these monkies are having a good time with this cat.....

                        WHERE IS THE F'N OUTRAGE......

                        oh, I get it, no one made a movie about a skeezy stray cat sitting on a f'n egg for a year, or whatever, so no one cares......

                        these monkies tore that pussy up (both literally, and figuratively):



                        i should have posted a warning at the top of this post telling seeweed not to watch it..... now that flake will be wishing he was a f'n dusty cat in the middle east surrounded by monkeys
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43559

                          #13
                          well, my aunt who works for a travel agency in L.A. just called me up.....

                          guess who just booked a month-long trip for an Antarctic Sight Seeing Venture?

                          no, not seeweed, he couldn't afford such a trip....

                          It's you know fukkin' who:







                          Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-19-16, 09:35 AM.
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                          • cashin81
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-10-14
                            • 12946

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Chi_archie
                            have they tried to give the seals apple cider vinegar and/or cayenne pepper?
                            post of the month.
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                            • packerd_00
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-22-13
                              • 17780

                              #15
                              And not a peep from that fruit loop Anti Bet on this issue,the one person that gets off on Penguins.
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43559

                                #16
                                Originally posted by packerd_00
                                And not a peep from that fruit loop Anti Bet on this issue,the one person that gets off on Penguins.
                                he hasn't finished cleaning up the splooge he let loose watching the videos above of those penguins takin' all that hard Seal Kahk....

                                I used to have a few stable mates that loved not being able to walk right for a week after a session, or if they took so much they bled.....

                                seeing that bloody penguin hole might have anti goin' for a second or even third round.....

                                I'm sure he'll chime in once he finishes and gets everything "cleaned up"
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                                • packerd_00
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-22-13
                                  • 17780

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  he hasn't finished cleaning up the splooge he let loose watching the videos above of those penguins takin' all that hard Seal Kahk....

                                  I used to have a few stable mates that loved not being able to walk right for a week after a session, or if they took so much they bled.....

                                  seeing that bloody penguin hole might have anti goin' for a second or even third round.....

                                  I'm sure he'll chime in once he finishes and gets everything "cleaned up"

                                  Yeah fair point,gotta give him time to compose himself.
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                                  • Eddy Munny
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-13-13
                                    • 15750

                                    #18
                                    The penguins are just asking for it, with those sexy little tuxedos around those randy fur seals.
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43559

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                      The penguins are just asking for it, with those sexy little tuxedos around those randy fur seals.
                                      you read my mind exactly....

                                      Ms. Donk, however, was none too impressed when I asked her to put on a penguin costume and waddle into the bedroom last night.....
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