Alright alright alright!!!!

(mcconaughey adds credibility to any investigation right off the bat....)
This "cold case" sitting in the Boulder D.A.'s office is getting renewed attention now that we've rolled up on the 20th anniversary of the murder of little JonBenet, the six year old (or so) beauty queen, made to look 15 by her psycho pageant mom, in her own household.....
two primary theories exist.... one being that the immediate family (at least one of them -- dad, mom, or son Burke) killed the little cutie, the other being that an intruder gained access to the house and first tased the little girl, then sexually assaulted her, tried to remove her body in a small suit case, couldn't fit the suit case out the basement window and had to leave her tied up, then hit the f'n road.....
I haven't dusted off my file on the matter in years, but I seem to recall that there were no "tracks in the snow" leading to or from the house, which was surrounded by snow, such that the intruder theory seemed rather unlikely..... (maybe Spiderman could have pulled such shit off, but anyone else would have to leave some f'n prints in the snow around the basement window and across the property for this theory to work)....
oh yah, and Jon Mark Karr..... love that guy.... but since this is a SERIOUS THREAD, we know this fukstick didn't do it....
personally, I belive psycho pageant Mom accidentallty killed the little tyke, and then a murder scene was staged by her and her dumbass husband.....
here's a link to a brief news story on some detective with the Boulder DA's office who obviously thinks DA Lacy screwed the pooch exonerating the Ramsey's.... Like OJ, suddenly this case is about to be a mini-series, a movie, a bunch of documentaries, etc..... We need to get on board!
Given the cracker jack team of obvious big-crime solving investigators that lay in the weeds here at SBR, I'm quite certain that if anyone can solve this crime, it's the SBR Family......
I mean seriously, look what we managed to do with 9-11.... over a year of posts in a thread and nothing is any more clear than the day Snowy started the f'n thing..... Same thing with the Matt and Sweat escape..... dozens of theories on where they were (mexico, canada, a whorehouse, etc etc etc.,) none of them right...... Sure, our track record sucks, but just like it sucks as far as sportsbetting is concerned, we keep pluggin' away at it........
The only attention this case has rec'd so far by SBR was reference to whether that psychotic whore Katy Perry is in fact JonBenet all grown up.....
While Katy surely is as fukked in the head as most little kids who are forced to be baby pageant queens, we're pretty sure Katy is not JBR.... Sure, I wish the killer had offed Katy Perry instead of JonBenet, but that's another story altogether... Let's stay focused here......
someone more in the know tell me who the fuk killed JBR.....

(mcconaughey adds credibility to any investigation right off the bat....)
This "cold case" sitting in the Boulder D.A.'s office is getting renewed attention now that we've rolled up on the 20th anniversary of the murder of little JonBenet, the six year old (or so) beauty queen, made to look 15 by her psycho pageant mom, in her own household.....
two primary theories exist.... one being that the immediate family (at least one of them -- dad, mom, or son Burke) killed the little cutie, the other being that an intruder gained access to the house and first tased the little girl, then sexually assaulted her, tried to remove her body in a small suit case, couldn't fit the suit case out the basement window and had to leave her tied up, then hit the f'n road.....
I haven't dusted off my file on the matter in years, but I seem to recall that there were no "tracks in the snow" leading to or from the house, which was surrounded by snow, such that the intruder theory seemed rather unlikely..... (maybe Spiderman could have pulled such shit off, but anyone else would have to leave some f'n prints in the snow around the basement window and across the property for this theory to work)....
oh yah, and Jon Mark Karr..... love that guy.... but since this is a SERIOUS THREAD, we know this fukstick didn't do it....
personally, I belive psycho pageant Mom accidentallty killed the little tyke, and then a murder scene was staged by her and her dumbass husband.....
here's a link to a brief news story on some detective with the Boulder DA's office who obviously thinks DA Lacy screwed the pooch exonerating the Ramsey's.... Like OJ, suddenly this case is about to be a mini-series, a movie, a bunch of documentaries, etc..... We need to get on board!
Given the cracker jack team of obvious big-crime solving investigators that lay in the weeds here at SBR, I'm quite certain that if anyone can solve this crime, it's the SBR Family......
I mean seriously, look what we managed to do with 9-11.... over a year of posts in a thread and nothing is any more clear than the day Snowy started the f'n thing..... Same thing with the Matt and Sweat escape..... dozens of theories on where they were (mexico, canada, a whorehouse, etc etc etc.,) none of them right...... Sure, our track record sucks, but just like it sucks as far as sportsbetting is concerned, we keep pluggin' away at it........
The only attention this case has rec'd so far by SBR was reference to whether that psychotic whore Katy Perry is in fact JonBenet all grown up.....
While Katy surely is as fukked in the head as most little kids who are forced to be baby pageant queens, we're pretty sure Katy is not JBR.... Sure, I wish the killer had offed Katy Perry instead of JonBenet, but that's another story altogether... Let's stay focused here......
someone more in the know tell me who the fuk killed JBR.....