Taking showers with other people, can someone explain this shit to me!

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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #1
    Taking showers with other people, can someone explain this shit to me!
    explain to me how the fvck this works...im 24 and ive never taken a shower with any1 but myself. well actually i used to bathe with my brother when i was like 4 and we'd play g.i. joes in the shower but thats not really important.

    ill put it to you this way, ive never taken a shower with a female.

    so apparently, EVERYONE does this...young teen sluts (male and female) get into these fvckin "relationships" and within 2 days they are already showering together...

    i never knew people were this open about their sexuality. can someone tell me exactly what the fvck goes on in there? do you have sex? handjob? blowjob? i would assume you do because how can you not get horny looking at each other naked? right?

    or do you just plain wash each other and just have fun/talk...

    its quite disgusting in my opinion because tell me how the fvck you are supposed to get fully clean with another person cleaning you? i dont know about you, but when im in the shower i like to squat down and ferociously scrub my asshole with my ass rag. sometimes i look at my ass rag and notice little shit crumbs or shit stains on it. when that happens i just wash it off and continue scrubbing. then i take the shower nozzle and adjust it to high blast and squirt it up my asshole to ensure that my ass smells fresh for a while (couple hours at best)...how the fvck can you do that with another person?

    thats fvckin disgusting if you ask me...and how can you even get a good scrubbing angle on another person and vice versa? i find cleaning another persons shitty ass to be disgusting...are you telling me you people just go in the shower, wash each others skin surface, do something sexual and then leave? because if so, thats fvckin dirty and your assholes and gooches probably smell, you dirty fvcks.

    so how the fvck exactly does taking a shower with someone else work?
  • Teela
    SBR MVP
    • 07-19-08
    • 2551

    #2
    I don't think the point of taking a shower with another person is to "get clean."
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    • bobbyfk
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-19-09
      • 15218

      #3
      ass rag
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #4
        Does Pecos Bill = Casper??

        My Spidey Sense is tinglin.
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        • Pecos Bill
          SBR MVP
          • 05-27-09
          • 1958

          #5
          Originally posted by bobbyfk
          ass rag
          the rag i use specifically to clean my ass.
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          • pimike
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-23-08
            • 37139

            #6
            Originally posted by Teela
            I don't think the point of taking a shower with another person is to "get clean."
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            • SlickFazzer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-22-08
              • 20209

              #7
              you have a chick over, and you tell her you need to take a quick shower..
              go in the bathroom and turn on the water...get naked and then open
              the door an inch, and tell her to come here....then ask her is she wants
              to join you or wash your back, i want to show you something.. etc. .say something funny.

              You get in the shower, before you know she will be in there with you.
              BJ's and standing doggy seem to work the best in the shower.

              Of course be sure to jizz in her.
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388189

                #8
                Probably easy to fuk a girl in the ass in shower

                Naturally lubed and horney
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                • SlickFazzer
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-22-08
                  • 20209

                  #9
                  Naturally Lubed..LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  just thumb it and be sure to ask her if she likes it.

                  guaranteed she will.
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                  • BeatTheJerk
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                    • 08-19-07
                    • 31794

                    #10
                    This fuking kid is awkward .................
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                    • Bread
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                      • 03-16-08
                      • 23726

                      #11
                      btj remove that avatar immediately. You know I can't handle that.
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                      • BeatTheJerk
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                        • 08-19-07
                        • 31794

                        #12
                        Bread remove your penis from your pelvic region, because we all know you aint hittin Robyn properly ..............
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                        • SlickFazzer
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                          • 05-22-08
                          • 20209

                          #13
                          BTJ is a lucky man.
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                          • Teela
                            SBR MVP
                            • 07-19-08
                            • 2551

                            #14
                            BTJ, is that your wife?! I don't recognize her without the blond hair.
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                            • BeatTheJerk
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                              • 08-19-07
                              • 31794

                              #15
                              yeah, her hair is dark brown now ...............
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                              • SlickFazzer
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-22-08
                                • 20209

                                #16
                                Her and boners GF are my two favorites.
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                                • Bread
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                                  • 03-16-08
                                  • 23726

                                  #17
                                  btj i offer your girl a compliment and you talk about my dick.

                                  Let's be truthful. It's not very often she's smiling like she is in that picture, is she?
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388189

                                    #18
                                    I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.
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                                    • Teela
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 07-19-08
                                      • 2551

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                      yeah, her hair is dark brown now ...............
                                      I like it! Hot mama!
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                                      • BeatTheJerk
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 08-19-07
                                        • 31794

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Bread
                                        btj i offer your girl a compliment and you talk about my dick.

                                        Let's be truthful. It's not very often she's smiling like she is in that picture, is she?
                                        She's smiling at you big boy ................
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                                        • SlickFazzer
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-22-08
                                          • 20209

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.
                                          sounds normal
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                                          • Bread
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-16-08
                                            • 23726

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

                                            First time you've made me laugh in about 2 months. Welcome back to Bread's good graces lover. Now that Bateman has found SBR Jesus, we're gonna need each other again.
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                                            • Bread
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-16-08
                                              • 23726

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                              She's smiling at you big boy ................
                                              highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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                                              • BeatTheJerk
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 08-19-07
                                                • 31794

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.
                                                It took him 30 seconds to come up with a sick and twisted fraudulent story about his childhood ................ guys impressive, but the things that go on in his head are mind boggling or maybe I'm just too fuking normal.
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                                                • BGS 9.5
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-10-08
                                                  • 4628

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.
                                                  You did WHAT?????????
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                                                  • Slim
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                                                    • 11-13-08
                                                    • 4722

                                                    #26
                                                    I like this Pecos Bill guy. He comes up with unique and weird stuff.
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                                                    • Bread
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-16-08
                                                      • 23726

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                      It took him 30 seconds to come up with a sick and twisted fraudulent story about his childhood ................ guys impressive, but the things that go on in his head are mind boggling or maybe I'm just too fuking normal.

                                                      You are. This is why your girl craves a freak. Even if it's just on the side to satisfy that side of her that a "normal" guy couldn't understand.

                                                      I'll be down in 2 weeks. Leave the door open.
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                                                      • BeatTheJerk
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                                                        • 08-19-07
                                                        • 31794

                                                        #28
                                                        You got alotta balls Bread .............
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                                                        • Bread
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-16-08
                                                          • 23726

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                          You got alotta balls Bread .............

                                                          Nothin but love

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                                                          • BeatTheJerk
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 08-19-07
                                                            • 31794

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Bread
                                                            Nothin but love

                                                            I know ............
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                                                            • Pecos Bill
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 05-27-09
                                                              • 1958

                                                              #31
                                                              I dont know i just have too many things to do while im showering.For instance i like to shave my gooch. for those that dont know, the gooch is the piece of skin in between your asshole and ball sack (i guess girls have them too)...its just a useless piece of skin as far as i know (i could be wrong though). im just basing that off the fact that when you press it nothing happens.

                                                              Now when im in the shower i spread my feet shoulder width apart, and then squat down...i then take the razor blade and go in between my legs from the front, almost like an inverted ass wipe - only with a razor blade. i shave starting from my asshole towards my nutsack...one time recently though i cut it and had a pain taking a shit for about 3-4 days.

                                                              I just cant do none of my showering routines with some bitch in there, it would just be an inconvinience.
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                                                              • SlickFazzer
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-22-08
                                                                • 20209

                                                                #32
                                                                do your shaving alone, and your sex with a girl in there.
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                                                                • losturmarbles
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 07-01-08
                                                                  • 4604

                                                                  #33
                                                                  teela first to respond to thread titled "Taking showers with other people"

                                                                  interesting...
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                                                                  • Bread
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-16-08
                                                                    • 23726

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by losturmarbles
                                                                    teela first to respond to thread titled "Taking showers with other people"

                                                                    interesting...

                                                                    I find it interesting as well, but I guarantee you, for completely different reasons than you find it interesing
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                                                                    • SlickFazzer
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 05-22-08
                                                                      • 20209

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Teela has that innocent yet naughty look.
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