Burger King Selling Social Distancing Whopper

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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81454

    #1
    Burger King Selling Social Distancing Whopper
    BK on Thursday introduced the Social Distancing Whopper—a Whopper with triple the onions, which will presumably make your breath bad enough that no one will want to come within six feet of you.

  • SBR_Guest_Pro
    SBR MVP
    • 02-10-15
    • 3955

    #2
    should add garlic to it
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    • pologq
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-07-12
      • 19899

      #3
      should make a stinky pussy whopper for girls not wanting to get laid
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      • Bcatswin
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-21-10
        • 13931

        #4
        Looks terrible
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81454

          #5
          Originally posted by pologq
          should make a stinky pussy whopper for girls not wanting to get laid
          Polo, would you bang her?

          Be honest, man. We don't judge you.
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          • 5mike5
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-21-11
            • 51805

            #6
            Gross
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            • Buckandadime
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 04-21-15
              • 8847

              #7
              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              BK on Thursday introduced the Social Distancing Whopper—a Whopper with triple the onions, which will presumably make your breath bad enough that no one will want to come within six feet of you.

              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              Polo, would you bang her?

              Be honest, man. We don't judge you.
              Now I'm going to associate the two..
              Wendy's it is!!!
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              • pablo222
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 01-03-19
                • 8858

                #8
                Did anyone come within 6 feet of the restroom at BK after you dueced?
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                • johnnyvegas13
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 05-21-15
                  • 27775

                  #9
                  How about I keep a distance from burger king

                  Last time I went I think a fly flew outta the bag
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81454

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pablo222
                    Did anyone come within 6 feet of the restroom at BK after you dueced?
                    Pablo we’re not allowed to talk about that in pt
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                    • Brock Landers
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 06-30-08
                      • 45360

                      #11
                      I love the idea

                      Anything to get people to think it's something new and not a retred of an existing item LOL
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388189

                        #12
                        pass
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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82476

                          #13
                          Forget about the bad breath. The real fun will start in a couple hours when you start tooting loud. That will keep people away.
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                          • Art Vandelay
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-11-06
                            • 6672

                            #14
                            Easy to social distance after BK - You'll be running for the nearest shitter & locking the door!
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                            • Heltah Skeltah
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-05-17
                              • 3499

                              #15
                              Fastfood is for the poor. Cheap and not healthy at all..why you think obesity is a major problem .
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                              • KVB
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 05-29-14
                                • 74817

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                Polo, would you bang her?

                                Be honest, man. We don't judge you.
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                                • JIBBBY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-10-09
                                  • 83691

                                  #17
                                  Sounds like another nothing burger to me.. ..

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                                  • El Nino
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-03-12
                                    • 18426

                                    #18
                                    Mods on HIGH ALERT any time Diggity is posting a Burger King thread...
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                                    • Bcatswin
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 12-21-10
                                      • 13931

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Heltah Skeltah
                                      Fastfood is for the poor. Cheap and not healthy at all..why you think obesity is a major problem .
                                      Subway cold cuts ain't to bad for ya.
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                                      • ThaTopMoron
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 04-30-10
                                        • 27017

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                        BK on Thursday introduced the Social Distancing Whopper—a Whopper with triple the onions, which will presumably make your breath bad enough that no one will want to come within six feet of you.

                                        they are so bad... laugh everyday as i drive past the BK in town that is still closed (they closed up in march once this pandemic crap started and the media tried to keep everyone home) but wendy's and mcdonald's stayed open for drive-thru

                                        bk has been in 3rd place for a long time that dump has been a ghost town for years i hope it never re-opens so it can be bought and converted to something useful
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                                        • eidolon
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-02-08
                                          • 9531

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                          BK on Thursday introduced the Social Distancing Whopper—a Whopper with triple the onions, which will presumably make your breath bad enough that no one will want to come within six feet of you.

                                          is this real?
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