Best bars in San Diego. Top 5 only

**7deuceoff$uit** · 08-22-21, 03:27 PM

Lahaina #1. Go home Nick. You're drunk.

**nicksal2000** · 08-22-21, 07:39 PM

6) LaHAINA
GREAT bar cash only

**gauchojake** · 08-22-21, 08:27 PM

Tony's

**mjsuax13** · 08-22-21, 10:13 PM

Which bar has the best bathroom to do key bumps?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-22-21, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Which bar has the best bathroom to do key bumps?

The Rail

**TheMetsSuck** · 08-23-21, 12:01 AM

Shore club is my fave. Fish tacos and the Red Bull vodka slurpee are tremendous.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-23-21, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

The Rail

But…

**MinnesotaFats** · 08-23-21, 12:09 AM

Is that you Diggity?

Once you go black...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-23-21, 12:11 AM

Not me, man.

Just answering a question.

Fatty, you ever party at a gay bar?

**TheMetsSuck** · 08-23-21, 12:36 AM

My ex’s best friend was gay and I was dragged to a few parties at gay bars. It’s a very weird feeling to have random dudes buying you drinks. I kinda liked it 🤣. Must be nice being a woman when it comes to being a lush or a slut

**MinnesotaFats** · 08-23-21, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Not me, man.

Just answering a question.

Fatty, you ever party at a gay bar?

In Puerto Rico once

I just wanted an ice cold beer after a long day of volunteering after Maria.

I found a bar that was thumping loud beats, I love loud beats and danced my way into the bar. I passed a few guys in mesh tank tops and cut off jeans. Didn't think nothing of it.

Suddenly the fog machines went full blast, and the track lighting dimmed to nothing. I grabbed a Bud Light out of the ice bin and had to start feeling my way around the bar area as it was dark and foggy. I was constantly getting grabbed, but I did not know it was a gay bar yet.

I follow the music to the dance floor, which is my scene...I'm pretty smooth out there when drinking. The strobe light gives off enough light that I notice my Bud Light has a rainbow logo, but I figured it was maybe old beer donated for the victims of the hurricane.

2 seconds later I get horse collared by a stout guy w a hairy chest and gold chain. He rips my Lacoste polo off me and says "dance bitch" so I dance a bit more.

Now I'm all sweaty and these guys are all over me like I'm the last piece of pie at a Jenny Craig meeting...I'm looking around in the fog and the blinking strobe light and I realize there's no pussy in the bar, on the floor or anywhere for that matter...

I'm trying to grind my way back towards the door but the dudes are just all up on my beef at this point. Touchy this and oopsie that...they're intentionally rubbing and breathing on me.

One guy buys shots for about 5 of us and we all slam them...he was drinking a Pina colata himself and wore dark Elton John type glasses. The skinny kid to my right who was about 120 pounds then started wobbling and fell to the floor.

The Pina colada guy high five the rest of us and congratulated us for playing Russian roulette with him as he picked up the kid who obviously just drank the roofied shot.

He offered us all some X, I declined as he smiled broadly, popped his pill, and drug the poor think behind a curtain to a couch.

I got another Bud Light and to my surprise there was a gal working the beer tub. I made some small talk and after she saw my wad of cash from yet another beer purchase she grabbed my arm and took me behind the same curtain.

Now the poor think was just laying there w his Calvin Kleins around his ankles, he was passed out and he had been butt fukked real hard.

The gal gives me a sensual kiss on the neck and says "$40 dollars"... so I give her $40 and she drops to her knees and begins to blow me...and it was great! The balls, the taint, the tounge it was great. I blow my wad right down her throat and she swallow it all up!!! It was pretty fulking hot!

I zip up, give her a kiss on the cheek and go to the men's room to pass because I always pass after sex I think it's good to clean the slab afterwards I also think it prevents stds...anyway I'm standing there taking the piss and like 30 seconds later my gal comes into the men's room and stands at the urinal next to me and there's no divider so I look and she whips out a fukkin 8 inch hogg and takes a piss and shakes it off and leaves....

I wash my hands and follow the fog back out the front door having received the best blow job of my life from a tranny and not thinking anything of it!

Also the drag shows are great date nights w gals! Gay bars are phenomenal for pussy here.

**JMobile** · 08-23-21, 01:03 AM

Open 24 hours

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-23-21, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

In Puerto Rico once

I just wanted an ice cold beer after a long day of volunteering after Maria.

I found a bar that was thumping loud beats, I love loud beats and danced my way into the bar. I passed a few guys in mesh tank tops and cut off jeans. Didn't think nothing of it.

Suddenly the fog machines went full blast, and the track lighting dimmed to nothing. I grabbed a Bud Light out of the ice bin and had to start feeling my way around the bar area as it was dark and foggy. I was constantly getting grabbed, but I did not know it was a gay bar yet.

I follow the music to the dance floor, which is my scene...I'm pretty smooth out there when drinking. The strobe light gives off enough light that I notice my Bud Light has a rainbow logo, but I figured it was maybe old beer donated for the victims of the hurricane.

2 seconds later I get horse collared by a stout guy w a hairy chest and gold chain. He rips my Lacoste polo off me and says "dance bitch" so I dance a bit more.

Now I'm all sweaty and these guys are all over me like I'm the last piece of pie at a Jenny Craig meeting...I'm looking around in the fog and the blinking strobe light and I realize there's no pussy in the bar, on the floor or anywhere for that matter...

I'm trying to grind my way back towards the door but the dudes are just all up on my beef at this point. Touchy this and oopsie that...they're intentionally rubbing and breathing on me.

One guy buys shots for about 5 of us and we all slam them...he was drinking a Pina colata himself and wore dark Elton John type glasses. The skinny kid to my right who was about 120 pounds then started wobbling and fell to the floor.

The Pina colada guy high five the rest of us and congratulated us for playing Russian roulette with him as he picked up the kid who obviously just drank the roofied shot.

He offered us all some X, I declined as he smiled broadly, popped his pill, and drug the poor think behind a curtain to a couch.

I got another Bud Light and to my surprise there was a gal working the beer tub. I made some small talk and after she saw my wad of cash from yet another beer purchase she grabbed my arm and took me behind the same curtain.

Now the poor think was just laying there w his Calvin Kleins around his ankles, he was passed out and he had been butt fukked real hard.

The gal gives me a sensual kiss on the neck and says "$40 dollars"... so I give her $40 and she drops to her knees and begins to blow me...and it was great! The balls, the taint, the tounge it was great. I blow my wad right down her throat and she swallow it all up!!! It was pretty fulking hot!

I zip up, give her a kiss on the cheek and go to the men's room to pass because I always pass after sex I think it's good to clean the slab afterwards I also think it prevents stds...anyway I'm standing there taking the piss and like 30 seconds later my gal comes into the men's room and stands at the urinal next to me and there's no divider so I look and she whips out a fukkin 8 inch hogg and takes a piss and shakes it off and leaves....

I wash my hands and follow the fog back out the front door having received the best blow job of my life from a tranny and not thinking anything of it!

Also the drag shows are great date nights w gals! Gay bars are phenomenal for pussy here.

**gauchojake** · 08-23-21, 10:38 AM

Fatty please tell me that is gay fan fiction

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 08-23-21, 10:45 AM

This fuckin guy can’t post a link but writes a 4000 word essay he found off his Grindr app

**MinnesotaFats** · 08-23-21, 11:07 AM

Philly you jelly?

Call
Me

**MinnesotaFats** · 08-23-21, 06:15 PM

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You'd never know

Has a weiner