Brainwashed America: It’s ok to not get anything

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  • Halfapointoff
    SBR MVP
    • 01-25-14
    • 1670

    #1
    Brainwashed America: It’s ok to not get anything
    Walked into a local grocery store and holy shit was I hit in the face by the Valentine’s gift display. Damn dudes, how the f u ck are you treating your partners all year to have to buy all this shit? If your partner demands/expects it, you’re wasting your time and money. If you rationalize this day then you’re a puss. But any those who still have to explain, here’s my thoughts on you wannabe lovers.

    “Hi honey Happy Valentine’s Day! I got you flowers, diamonds, gifts, and chocolates.” Next day chump is telling his friends “Hey let’s go to the strip club” “Oh- la- la” and “Damn look at the chic, man would I like to plow her”, or “Got damn I can’t go watch the game with you, the OLD LADY is pestering me hang out with her.” Frauds!! Lol brainwash chumps! So spare me how you know how to treat a woman and you showing her appreciation on that day. Oh and you’re probably 54 and that number is not an age, that’s the average person has sex per year with their spouse. But don’t let me ruin your Valentine’s Chump day. But remember, you can always say no to society and not get anything. Enjoy life not Stress about getting something. You imbecile fools.
  • unde0087
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-27-08
    • 28860

    #2
    Thanks Dr. Phil, anything else?
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    • Halfapointoff
      SBR MVP
      • 01-25-14
      • 1670

      #3
      Originally posted by unde0087
      Thanks Dr. Phil, anything else?
      Nope, just like to make fun of you idiots. Anything else f\*g?
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      • Headsterx
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-03-16
        • 22382

        #4
        Walk this thread to the Saloon…

        Saloon this shit!!!
        🤣🤣🤣
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        • Halfapointoff
          SBR MVP
          • 01-25-14
          • 1670

          #5
          Originally posted by Headsterx
          Walk this thread to the Saloon…

          Saloon this shit!!!
          藍藍藍
          Funny thing weirdo is I bet it won’t. This is good material,
          besides the crappy picks and circle jerks you guys give to each other on why to bet a certain pick. I guess we know what type of guys these two idiots are. 1-800- pro-flowers is probably on your speed dial lol.
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          • mjsuax13
            Moderator
            • 03-14-15
            • 24774

            #6
            Originally posted by Halfapointoff
            Walked into a local grocery store and holy shit was I hit in the face by the Valentine’s gift display. Damn dudes, how the f u ck are you treating your partners all year to have to buy all this shit? If your partner demands/expects it, you’re wasting your time and money. If you rationalize this day then you’re a puss. But any those who still have to explain, here’s my thoughts on you wannabe lovers.

            “Hi honey Happy Valentine’s Day! I got you flowers, diamonds, gifts, and chocolates.” Next day chump is telling his friends “Hey let’s go to the strip club” “Oh- la- la” and “Damn look at the chic, man would I like to plow her”, or “Got damn I can’t go watch the game with you, the OLD LADY is pestering me hang out with her.” Frauds!! Lol brainwash chumps! So spare me how you know how to treat a woman and you showing her appreciation on that day. Oh and you’re probably 54 and that number is not an age, that’s the average person has sex per year with their spouse. But don’t let me ruin your Valentine’s Chump day. But remember, you can always say no to society and not get anything. Enjoy life not Stress about getting something. You imbecile fools.
            Americans spend $26 billion on all that shit.
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            • Headsterx
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-03-16
              • 22382

              #7
              Originally posted by Halfapointoff
              Funny thing weirdo is I bet it won’t. This is good material,
              besides the crappy picks and circle jerks you guys give to each other on why to bet a certain pick. I guess we know what type of guys these two idiots are. 1-800- pro-flowers is probably on your speed dial lol.
              Yawn, good material? 🤣🤣🤣
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              • 2Sweeet
                SBR MVP
                • 08-31-22
                • 1120

                #8
                Originally posted by Halfapointoff
                Funny thing weirdo is I bet it won’t. This is good material,
                besides the crappy picks and circle jerks you guys give to each other on why to bet a certain pick. I guess we know what type of guys these two idiots are. 1-800- pro-flowers is probably on your speed dial lol.
                C'mon try to sell us more picks. Us suckers can afford to buy that shit for the wife and still fck a few whores on the side. You can't, cuz you don't pick good and don't even have a real job. You low life tout wanna be gtfo before I fck your mom and get her a bag of Snickers Feb 14th to get u out of her basement.
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                • mjsuax13
                  Moderator
                  • 03-14-15
                  • 24774

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 2sweeet
                  us suckers can afford to buy that shit for the wife and still fck a few whores on the side.

                  allegedly.
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                  • unde0087
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-27-08
                    • 28860

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Halfapointoff
                    Nope, just like to make fun of you idiots. Anything else f\*g?
                    Did you forget your meds prescription at the store?
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                    • mjsuax13
                      Moderator
                      • 03-14-15
                      • 24774

                      #11
                      Originally posted by unde0087
                      Did you forget your meds prescription at the store?
                      He gives those to his bitches.
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                      • gauchojake
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 09-17-10
                        • 34103

                        #12
                        I get some Costco roses and call it a day. Call me a romantic.
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                        • mjsuax13
                          Moderator
                          • 03-14-15
                          • 24774

                          #13
                          Originally posted by gauchojake
                          I get some Costco roses and call it a day. Call me a romantic.
                          Grab her a hot dog and soda for $1.49 too
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                          • Headsterx
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-03-16
                            • 22382

                            #14
                            Halfabraincelloff… this idiot can’t even figure out that he is the one that got brainwashed into thinking he “knows” what’s up. What a buffoon.

                            Oh yeah, welcome to the saloon.
                            🤣🤣🤣
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                            • 19th Hole
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-22-09
                              • 18827

                              #15
                              What kind of incel uses the romantic term "partner"?
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                              • khicks26
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-16-06
                                • 45376

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Halfapointoff
                                Walked into a local grocery store and holy shit was I hit in the face by the Valentine’s gift display. Damn dudes, how the f u ck are you treating your partners all year to have to buy all this shit? If your partner demands/expects it, you’re wasting your time and money. If you rationalize this day then you’re a puss. But any those who still have to explain, here’s my thoughts on you wannabe lovers.

                                “Hi honey Happy Valentine’s Day! I got you flowers, diamonds, gifts, and chocolates.” Next day chump is telling his friends “Hey let’s go to the strip club” “Oh- la- la” and “Damn look at the chic, man would I like to plow her”, or “Got damn I can’t go watch the game with you, the OLD LADY is pestering me hang out with her.” Frauds!! Lol brainwash chumps! So spare me how you know how to treat a woman and you showing her appreciation on that day. Oh and you’re probably 54 and that number is not an age, that’s the average person has sex per year with their spouse. But don’t let me ruin your Valentine’s Chump day. But remember, you can always say no to society and not get anything. Enjoy life not Stress about getting something. You imbecile fools.
                                It's just another BS holiday to get you to spend money on shit you don't need.

                                Here's idea, make her something with your own two hands. It will mean a lot more than any crap you buy.
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                                • VeggieDog
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-21-09
                                  • 7214

                                  #17
                                  Wifey and I have been married 37 years. We treat each other pretty well all year long. V-day is nothing for us. We laugh at the fools lined up for reservations at restaurants using jacked up prices that day.
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                                  • klemopixx
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-02-14
                                    • 3806

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Halfapointoff
                                    Walked into a local grocery store and holy shit was I hit in the face by the Valentine’s gift display. Damn dudes, how the f u ck are you treating your partners all year to have to buy all this shit? If your partner demands/expects it, you’re wasting your time and money. If you rationalize this day then you’re a puss. But any those who still have to explain, here’s my thoughts on you wannabe lovers.

                                    “Hi honey Happy Valentine’s Day! I got you flowers, diamonds, gifts, and chocolates.” Next day chump is telling his friends “Hey let’s go to the strip club” “Oh- la- la” and “Damn look at the chic, man would I like to plow her”, or “Got damn I can’t go watch the game with you, the OLD LADY is pestering me hang out with her.” Frauds!! Lol brainwash chumps! So spare me how you know how to treat a woman and you showing her appreciation on that day. Oh and you’re probably 54 and that number is not an age, that’s the average person has sex per year with their spouse. But don’t let me ruin your Valentine’s Chump day. But remember, you can always say no to society and not get anything. Enjoy life not Stress about getting something. You imbecile fools.
                                    I guess someone hasn't been getting laid lately.

                                    In all seriousness, if you think that anyone is taking relationship advice from a guy on this forum then they're probably not in a good relationship anyway. Personally I get through the routine of a card and maybe a nice dinner. I know exactly how to treat my lady and vice-versa. If you don't have kind of relationship in your life? Well that's too bad.
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                                    • jackpot269
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-24-07
                                      • 12811

                                      #19
                                      No matter how, you all decide to spend Feb. 14th I hope you all enjoy your VD.
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                                      • ByeShea
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-30-08
                                        • 8032

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jackpot269
                                        No matter how, you all decide to spend Feb. 14th I hope you all enjoy your VD.
                                        Well I enjoyed getting it, but how the fuk do I get rid of it?
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                                        • Headsterx
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-03-16
                                          • 22382

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ByeShea
                                          Well I enjoyed getting it, but how the fuk do I get rid of it?
                                          Took me a sec but got it… not VD but the joke.
                                          🤣
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                                          • khicks26
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-16-06
                                            • 45376

                                            #22
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                                            • Headsterx
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-03-16
                                              • 22382

                                              #23
                                              Can we at least get some more picks?
                                              🤣🤣🤣
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                                              • S0BRiquet
                                                SBR Rookie
                                                • 05-01-24
                                                • 44

                                                #24
                                                I like the way you think. People who go to a nice restaurant and make sure they are seen (usually women though am I right?)are very suspect in my book. People who celebrate hard on NYEve and VDay --- not people who interest me I guess. But a few exceptions as I sit here and ponder....some I know locked into traditions and do same thing every year >>>
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