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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    was holding a dove dark chocolate when i saw the poop photo

    coincidence?
    Just pure luck my lucky dude!

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    maybe they left money on their way out

    the booze probably went fast

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post


    But the video won't play.

    Did you see the white lady run by with lamps?


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Did you see the white lady run by with lamps?

    Yeah she’s remodeling her home. It’s cool

    I not sure what this guy is remodeling though?


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    george floyd AKA big floyd from the dj screw freestyle tapes


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    Nomination(s):
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    one trend likes KT

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    Samsung going for the sweep. I fukked up with that last Lotte bet, it was Samsung, not that night, but last night. I should have been more patient.

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    The KVB Early Season KBO Fund has picked up...

    Doosan Bears -135 over Lotte Giants

    Another rogure line here at 5D. I would buy this up to -160.


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    when does "early season" end for you? the turtle doves kbo early season home fund ends after May

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    when does "early season" end for you? the turtle doves kbo early season home fund ends after May
    Depends on metrics used I suppose but one I'm thinking off hand is that if we measure a pitcher by a per 9 inning basis, I want to see four units of those.

    So when two teams are face each other, I want to the starting pitchers to have 36 innings pitched each. When all the teams do that, we are underway with regular season.

    What we'd like to also see is every team having played every other team for one series.

    All of these things mitigate hot and slow starts, something I didn't want to bet into. It also might show what should regress, something I might bet into...lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    Do you think any looters sat down and measured their feet, maybe even tried on some shoes first?

    I think Nike offered to pay attorney fees for protestors that are arrested, were these the protestors they had in mind?

    This one is gonna make RiotCenter's top 10 plays of the day...

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just witnessed this..... HE NEEDS SOME MILK �������� <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BLACK_LIVES_MATTER?src=hash&amp;ref_src= twsrc%5Etfw">#BLACK_LIVES_MATTER</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BlacklivesMaters?src=hash&amp;ref_src=tw src%5Etfw">#BlacklivesMaters</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/LARiots?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw ">#LARiots</a> <a href="https://t.co/fu4q1GHfSY">pic.twitter.com/fu4q1GHfSY</a></p>&mdash; Marlon Torres (@CheifRocket) <a href="https://twitter.com/CheifRocket/status/1266878618589818881?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >May 30, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    george floyd AKA big floyd from the dj screw freestyle tapes

    Damn. Just Unreal.

    Turns out he also did porn...


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    "that's that ____ "¿¿¿

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Damn. Just Unreal.

    Turns out he also did porn...

    Is he hung like a horse?

    Anybody know?

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    Normally I would ask which one do you want to bang.

    But I know that KVB is going to say that he would bang the apple pussy and slide the snake up his ass, so I'm not even going to ask.


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    Are Medusa's pubic hairs made of snakes?

    Anybody know?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Normally I would ask which one do you want to bang.

    But I know that KVB is going to say that he would bang the apple pussy and slide the snake up his ass, so I'm not even going to ask.

    The pussy apple reminds me of American Pie with Jason Biggs

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    Physical features, body type. Perceptions. Look at that big black guy, I'm scared. He's bigger than me, he can beat me up. He's mean and dangerous. People can judge others based off what they see. Look at this skinny white boy Slim Jesus.

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    Look at this bitch turtledoves. biggest bitch I ever seen. But when you actually get to know him....you find out he's an even bigger bitch than you thought
    Last edited by turtledoves; 05-31-20 at 11:33 PM.

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    Another one that should make RiotCenters top 10 List...


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    Finding love among chaos


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    is that Stabler from SVU?

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    Heard of fecal protests in prison

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    Heard of fecal protests in prison
    That's not protesting, that's just a fetish.

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