LOL fell for that shit as a young buck.
Kinda...
Me and a buddy.
Sad thing is that we already knew the donkey shows were fake.
But man, this one Mexican dude in Tijuana was Sooooo convincing and wouldn't let up.
Eventually we were like OK fuk it, let's see where he takes us. If there is a donkey show or not a donkey show we're still getting drunk and having fun.
Yeah, so this mother fukker zig zagged us all over Tijuana (smart... to get us lost).
Ended up in some dead ass, dark ass, scary bar with like two people in it. He said, "This is the donkey bar".
Wtf??
Then he pulled something out of his sock and asked if we wanted it. It was white powder in a baggie.
OK... so if we buy this shit we're getting locked up in Mexico, right? That's what I'm thinking.
No thanks. He kept pressing though. Hard. But nope. My friend almost gave in. But I talked him out of it.
Then the mother fukker asked for a tip for bringing him to the "donkey bar"
My friend was about to go off, I was a little more sober and was like, dude lets just give this guy a 20 and be on our way.
He took the 20 and he left the bar. That was actually a relief, I figured he was heading back for more suckers.
But holy shit, finding our way back to the main tourist spot in TJ was a mission when drunk.
A little scary, and a little fun. Saw some shit. Saw some (tons) of whores.
GREAT MEMORIES!
Next time I will let you know if I did or did not bang a Mexican hooker. But we'll save that for another day.