I'm done. I'm really ok but I've decided to call it quits on the working. Trailer is paid for and no real major expenses to think of so getting 40 cents on the dollar to lay on my ass for the rest of my life seems reasonable. I just hope it is enough to pay for TV package, cell phone, weed, you know the necessities of life. I realize I'll have to start voting for the Democrats and I guess I can hold my nose and go into the booth every other year and do my job that I am paid for. Hell, I'm part of them now. That's what they are paying me for. Hopefully it doesn't rain that day or something really good is on TV.
I figured I would come here to this forum to ask this question because there is probably lots of posters who way ahead of me and can point me in the right direction. You know by doing this it really takes the pressure off of me now and I can start blaming those folks who work and pay taxes for all the problems in America. I've just removed myself off the hated list and now I'm part of the good guys. As the old Senator from Texas Phil Gramm used to say: I'll be inside the wagon getting pulled instead of the one pulling it.
I have put a list together now that I will need to memorize in order to be on the other side of the political spectrum:
1. Rich people especially old white guys are the problem. I just wish they would die. I just love Oprah.
2. When I clearly can't win an argument against the other side, I will end the debate with "YOU'RE JUST A RACIST".
3. I will look to forums like this and post argumentative, combative, rude nonsensical bullshit to push my leftist agenda. I will have to be a internet bully and tough guy when responding to any criticism. When challenged with logical facts that I can't refute, I will refer back to rule number 2.
4. I've already ordered pants that are clearly too big as well as burned my underwear so my ass crack will hang out constantly in public. This is clearly the uniform of the left.
5. I won't be trading my Ford F-150 for a Prism though. I will say I'm against global warming but will live my life the way I want. Isn't that what Al Gore the poster boy of Global Warming does anyway.
6. I will blame gun violence on the guns and not the people who use them to kill. Hell the NRA is the real problem in Chicago. Ban all guns, killing stops and Chicago is a paradise on earth except in the Winter.
7. Free everything. Young kids should have what their parents have now and it shouldn't cost them any sweat equity at all.
8. Socialism rules. Government knows best. It takes a village.
There's more but I'm tired and have put in too much effort already. I'm going to have to get used to my new way of life. Thanks to my new friends who can point me in the right direction of getting my 40 cents on the dollar revenue in the form of disability started ASAP.
I figured I would come here to this forum to ask this question because there is probably lots of posters who way ahead of me and can point me in the right direction. You know by doing this it really takes the pressure off of me now and I can start blaming those folks who work and pay taxes for all the problems in America. I've just removed myself off the hated list and now I'm part of the good guys. As the old Senator from Texas Phil Gramm used to say: I'll be inside the wagon getting pulled instead of the one pulling it.
I have put a list together now that I will need to memorize in order to be on the other side of the political spectrum:
1. Rich people especially old white guys are the problem. I just wish they would die. I just love Oprah.
2. When I clearly can't win an argument against the other side, I will end the debate with "YOU'RE JUST A RACIST".
3. I will look to forums like this and post argumentative, combative, rude nonsensical bullshit to push my leftist agenda. I will have to be a internet bully and tough guy when responding to any criticism. When challenged with logical facts that I can't refute, I will refer back to rule number 2.
4. I've already ordered pants that are clearly too big as well as burned my underwear so my ass crack will hang out constantly in public. This is clearly the uniform of the left.
5. I won't be trading my Ford F-150 for a Prism though. I will say I'm against global warming but will live my life the way I want. Isn't that what Al Gore the poster boy of Global Warming does anyway.
6. I will blame gun violence on the guns and not the people who use them to kill. Hell the NRA is the real problem in Chicago. Ban all guns, killing stops and Chicago is a paradise on earth except in the Winter.
7. Free everything. Young kids should have what their parents have now and it shouldn't cost them any sweat equity at all.
8. Socialism rules. Government knows best. It takes a village.
There's more but I'm tired and have put in too much effort already. I'm going to have to get used to my new way of life. Thanks to my new friends who can point me in the right direction of getting my 40 cents on the dollar revenue in the form of disability started ASAP.
