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  • Purduekev
    SBR Sharp
    • 11-12-11
    • 498

    #1
    How do I get started on Disability?
    I'm done. I'm really ok but I've decided to call it quits on the working. Trailer is paid for and no real major expenses to think of so getting 40 cents on the dollar to lay on my ass for the rest of my life seems reasonable. I just hope it is enough to pay for TV package, cell phone, weed, you know the necessities of life. I realize I'll have to start voting for the Democrats and I guess I can hold my nose and go into the booth every other year and do my job that I am paid for. Hell, I'm part of them now. That's what they are paying me for. Hopefully it doesn't rain that day or something really good is on TV.

    I figured I would come here to this forum to ask this question because there is probably lots of posters who way ahead of me and can point me in the right direction. You know by doing this it really takes the pressure off of me now and I can start blaming those folks who work and pay taxes for all the problems in America. I've just removed myself off the hated list and now I'm part of the good guys. As the old Senator from Texas Phil Gramm used to say: I'll be inside the wagon getting pulled instead of the one pulling it.

    I have put a list together now that I will need to memorize in order to be on the other side of the political spectrum:

    1. Rich people especially old white guys are the problem. I just wish they would die. I just love Oprah.
    2. When I clearly can't win an argument against the other side, I will end the debate with "YOU'RE JUST A RACIST".
    3. I will look to forums like this and post argumentative, combative, rude nonsensical bullshit to push my leftist agenda. I will have to be a internet bully and tough guy when responding to any criticism. When challenged with logical facts that I can't refute, I will refer back to rule number 2.
    4. I've already ordered pants that are clearly too big as well as burned my underwear so my ass crack will hang out constantly in public. This is clearly the uniform of the left.
    5. I won't be trading my Ford F-150 for a Prism though. I will say I'm against global warming but will live my life the way I want. Isn't that what Al Gore the poster boy of Global Warming does anyway.
    6. I will blame gun violence on the guns and not the people who use them to kill. Hell the NRA is the real problem in Chicago. Ban all guns, killing stops and Chicago is a paradise on earth except in the Winter.
    7. Free everything. Young kids should have what their parents have now and it shouldn't cost them any sweat equity at all.
    8. Socialism rules. Government knows best. It takes a village.

    There's more but I'm tired and have put in too much effort already. I'm going to have to get used to my new way of life. Thanks to my new friends who can point me in the right direction of getting my 40 cents on the dollar revenue in the form of disability started ASAP.
  • The Kraken
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-25-11
    • 28918

    #2
    Hmmm, haha?
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    • brooks85
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 01-05-09
      • 44709

      #3
      Originally posted by The Kraken
      Hmmm, haha?
      just think of how stupid you are and realize he is making fun of idiots like you.

      Rub those two brain cells together. You'll figure it out.
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      • icon
        SBR MVP
        • 01-09-18
        • 3412

        #4
        Originally posted by The Kraken
        Hmmm, haha?
        Krackers are you on SSD?
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        • The Kraken
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-25-11
          • 28918

          #5
          Originally posted by brooks85
          just think of how stupid you are and realize he is making fun of idiots like you.

          Rub those two brain cells together. You'll figure it out.
          Thanks for pointing out the blatantly obvious, dumbfukk
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          • The Kraken
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-25-11
            • 28918

            #6
            Originally posted by icon
            Krackers are you on SSD?
            Yes, I just choose to work 40-50 hours/week for fun
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            • icon
              SBR MVP
              • 01-09-18
              • 3412

              #7
              Originally posted by The Kraken
              Yes, I just choose to work 40-50 hours/week for fun
              You sir are a true American hero.
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              • The Kraken
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 12-25-11
                • 28918

                #8
                Originally posted by icon
                You sir are a true American hero.
                As much as anyone else
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                • brooks85
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 01-05-09
                  • 44709

                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Kraken
                  Thanks for pointing out the blatantly obvious, dumbfukk
                  says the moron who didn't see it.


                  God you're dumb. The perfect liberal.


                  no doubt you will raise an idiot just like you. Congrats on doing your part to ruin this country. China thanks you.
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                  • The Kraken
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-25-11
                    • 28918

                    #10
                    Originally posted by brooks85
                    says the moron who didn't see it.


                    God you're dumb. The perfect liberal.


                    no doubt you will raise an idiot just like you. Congrats on doing your part to ruin this country. China thanks you.
                    The irony is 10/10
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                    • dlowilly
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-09-16
                      • 13862

                      #11
                      Originally posted by brooks85
                      no doubt you will raise an idiot just like you. Congrats on doing your part to ruin this country. China thanks you.


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                      • The Kraken
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-25-11
                        • 28918

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dlowilly


                        I pay more in taxes than Brooksy makes, this makes him upset. Im the only true patriot in this thread, bunch of wannabes
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                        • JIBBBY
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-10-09
                          • 83686

                          #13
                          Welfare generations are a cancer upon society.. It makes you lazy and your kids lazy. Free rides off the Government are for the lazy and you only pick up bad habits and vices from it.

                          If you are truly disabled then that should be the only reason you apply for it especially in a good economy like we are in today. I shake my head to healthy people on welfare..

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                          • bonzaii
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 07-07-17
                            • 5000

                            #14
                            How do you apply for disability? Seems like a lot of work just to fill out the paperwork. What about subsidized housing? Might as well get food stamps as well and one of those BET cards. They still give those out right? I'm pretty sure if you make under 40,000 you don't have to pay income tax either so thats another added bonus. Maybe get a cozy gig as a TSA agent on disability if weed and booze funds ever get low. You can ride in one of the scooters and ride around screaming and ordering the working folk around for laughs.
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                            • newton0038
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-07-07
                              • 2385

                              #15
                              Get disabled, my guess
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                well, one good way, from what i've seen here on the site as of late, is to go onto hollywood blvd, and shove some ho that gets up in your face.....

                                claim all the injuries happened at work....
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                                • bonzaii
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 07-07-17
                                  • 5000

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  well, one good way, from what i've seen here on the site as of late, is to go onto hollywood blvd, and shove some ho that gets up in your face.....

                                  claim all the injuries happened at work....
                                  lol collect disability and file an assault claim. Now that is type of hard work and sacrifice thats worth it. What kind of money we talking about?
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                                  • reigle9
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-25-07
                                    • 17879

                                    #18
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                                    • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-08-10
                                      • 8944

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Purduekev
                                      I'm done. I'm really ok but I've decided to call it quits on the working. Trailer is paid for and no real major expenses to think of so getting 40 cents on the dollar to lay on my ass for the rest of my life seems reasonable. I just hope it is enough to pay for TV package, cell phone, weed, you know the necessities of life. I realize I'll have to start voting for the Democrats and I guess I can hold my nose and go into the booth every other year and do my job that I am paid for. Hell, I'm part of them now. That's what they are paying me for. Hopefully it doesn't rain that day or something really good is on TV.

                                      I figured I would come here to this forum to ask this question because there is probably lots of posters who way ahead of me and can point me in the right direction. You know by doing this it really takes the pressure off of me now and I can start blaming those folks who work and pay taxes for all the problems in America. I've just removed myself off the hated list and now I'm part of the good guys. As the old Senator from Texas Phil Gramm used to say: I'll be inside the wagon getting pulled instead of the one pulling it.

                                      I have put a list together now that I will need to memorize in order to be on the other side of the political spectrum:

                                      1. Rich people especially old white guys are the problem. I just wish they would die. I just love Oprah.
                                      2. When I clearly can't win an argument against the other side, I will end the debate with "YOU'RE JUST A RACIST".
                                      3. I will look to forums like this and post argumentative, combative, rude nonsensical bullshit to push my leftist agenda. I will have to be a internet bully and tough guy when responding to any criticism. When challenged with logical facts that I can't refute, I will refer back to rule number 2.
                                      4. I've already ordered pants that are clearly too big as well as burned my underwear so my ass crack will hang out constantly in public. This is clearly the uniform of the left.
                                      5. I won't be trading my Ford F-150 for a Prism though. I will say I'm against global warming but will live my life the way I want. Isn't that what Al Gore the poster boy of Global Warming does anyway.
                                      6. I will blame gun violence on the guns and not the people who use them to kill. Hell the NRA is the real problem in Chicago. Ban all guns, killing stops and Chicago is a paradise on earth except in the Winter.
                                      7. Free everything. Young kids should have what their parents have now and it shouldn't cost them any sweat equity at all.
                                      8. Socialism rules. Government knows best. It takes a village.

                                      There's more but I'm tired and have put in too much effort already. I'm going to have to get used to my new way of life. Thanks to my new friends who can point me in the right direction of getting my 40 cents on the dollar revenue in the form of disability started ASAP.


                                      Are you, or can you get really REALLY F###ING disgustingly fat? Like 600 lbs.? That seems to work - just look at all those shows on TLC. Plus, you can get a handicap placard, maybe even a reinforced scooter.

                                      Good Luck, I'm cheering you on in your new Libtard adventure.....
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