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  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63165

    #666
    Originally posted by JIBBBY
    Hot Sauna to sweat it out too Archie, pay attention son..
    you really need to get in touch with Vice President Pence to get your advice out to the CDC to inform the rest of the world.


    how dare you sit on such truths?
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    • JIBBBY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-10-09
      • 83691

      #667
      Originally posted by Chi_archie
      you really need to get in touch with Vice President Pence to get your advice out to the CDC to inform the rest of the world.


      how dare you sit on such truths?
      I'll put a call into Mike soon if this shiiit gets worse Archie. I'm letting him handle it on his own for now..
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      • KVB
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 05-29-14
        • 74817

        #668
        Originally posted by Chi_archie
        never underestimate how truly dumb your fellow humans are and how misinformation spreads.

        In Iran 44 people died from drinking a boot leg alcohol, methanol, they they thought would prevent them from getting Corona


        meanwhile in france


        French officials were also forced to send out an alert on Twitter Sunday saying, “No, Cocaine does NOT protect against # COVID19. It is an addictive drug that causes serious side effects and is harmful to people’s health.”
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        • Chi_archie
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-22-08
          • 63165

          #669
          Originally posted by JIBBBY
          I'll put a call into Mike soon if this shiiit gets worse Archie. I'm letting him handle it on his own for now..

          easiest to get him on the main line

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          • KVB
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 05-29-14
            • 74817

            #670
            And here I thought I was a step ahead of the world.

            While they were out stockpiling girl scout cookies and toilet paper, I was loading up on the nose candy.

            I figured I was scott free with some cayenne lemon water, garlic, a hot sauna, shots of tequla all day long, vitamin C and this...

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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63165

              #671
              Originally posted by KVB
              And here I thought I was a step ahead of the world.

              While they were out stockpiling girl scout cookies and toilet paper, I was loading up on the nose candy.

              I figured I was scott free with some cayenne lemon water, garlic, a hot sauna, shots of tequla all day long, vitamin C and this...

              missing the MOST important ingredient



              APPLE CIDER VINEGAR!!!
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              • JIBBBY
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-10-09
                • 83691

                #672
                I'm going full boy in the bubble on you fools.. I ain't getting this Corona crap. My new look.


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                • Sam Odom
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-30-05
                  • 58063

                  #673
                  Archie... gotta have the apple cider vinegar with the Mother
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43559

                    #674
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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74817

                      #675
                      Welp, I suppose I'll take all the coke down to the local women's gym instead...

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                      • funnyb25
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 07-09-09
                        • 39656

                        #676
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                        • PAULYPOKER
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-06-08
                          • 36585

                          #677
                          Originally posted by d2bets
                          Except that you pretty much know the "winners" in advance. We know who's in the 20% high-risk group. Young/healthy people have little to no risk of fatality. Old/infirm people are playing russian roulette if acquired.
                          Anyone(age doesn't matter) with high blood pressured, heart disease, lung disease, cancer or diabetes is in fatality range........

                          The US is king of the obese diabetics, high blood pressure and heart diseased citizens while China is the healthiest nation.......

                          So it's gonna cause, God only knows how many more deaths in the US
                          than China.....

                          In the US,around 40% of adults aged 20 and over are obese including around 8% with severe obesity with another 32% who are overweight........

                          Now imagine how many young people who don't know they have HBP........

                          I'd bet 80% of SBR have HBP from stress alone caused by their gambling
                          addiction....The obese numbers here are most likely Godawfully high........
                          Last edited by PAULYPOKER; 03-10-20, 12:26 PM.
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43559

                            #678
                            no blow necessary here, and these hos do NOT have the corona virus yet.... The Herpes? probably...... but no corona yet:












                            and these babes are completely virus free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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                            • Chi_archie
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-22-08
                              • 63165

                              #679
                              Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
                              Anyone(age doesn't matter) with high blood pressured, heart disease, lung disease, cancer or diabetes is in fatality range........

                              The US is king of the obese diabetics, high blood pressure and heart diseased citizens while China is the healthiest nation.......

                              So it's gonna cause, God only knows how many more deaths in the US
                              than China.....

                              In the US,around 40% of adults aged 20 and over are obese including around 8% with severe obesity with another 32% who are overweight........

                              Now imagine how many young people who don't know they have HBP........

                              I'd bet 80% of SBR have HBP from stress alone caused by their gambling
                              addiction....The obese numbers here are most likely Godawfully high........

                              Yeah but I think the old chain smoking China men where the highest mortality over there by far.
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                              • PAULYPOKER
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 12-06-08
                                • 36585

                                #680
                                Originally posted by KVB







                                Lol......

                                Joe Rogan: "Wow, Johanna's got Frankenstein head!"
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81454

                                  #681
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  and these babes are completely virus free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                  Right

                                  She knows how to shake that milkshake
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43559

                                    #682
                                    I got a redneck at the end of my street putting up signs warning the "CORONAPEOPLE" to stay the fuk off of our street, and threatening to shoot any looters or CoronaPeople that come onto the street...... "CORONAPEOPLE AND LOOTERS WILL BE SHOT!!!"


                                    I can tell the next couple of months are going to be a blast.....
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                                    • JIBBBY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-10-09
                                      • 83691

                                      #683
                                      NY is screwed, 178 people tested positive now in that State.. Need to Q it off immediately from rest of America..




                                      I'll tell you this virus really SPREADS FAST.. Look what happened in Italy.. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!! America is done only a matter of time..
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                                      • KVB
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 05-29-14
                                        • 74817

                                        #684
                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk


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                                        • KVB
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 05-29-14
                                          • 74817

                                          #685
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          I got a redneck at the end of my street putting up signs warning the "CORONAPEOPLE" to stay the fuk off of our street, and threatening to shoot any looters or CoronaPeople that come onto the street...... "CORONAPEOPLE AND LOOTERS WILL BE SHOT!!!"


                                          I can tell the next couple of months are going to be a blast.....


                                          Take a picture with a "Fawk You JJ" poster next to it.
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81454

                                            #686
                                            Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                            NY is screwed, 178 people tested positive now in that State.. Need to Q it off immediately from rest of America..




                                            I'll tell you this virus really SPREADS FAST.. Look what happened in Italy.. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!! America is done only a matter of time..
                                            They are on it.

                                            The national guard is being deployed to set up a 1 mile containment zone.

                                            The containment will last two weeks, closing schools, facilities in the New Rochelle area

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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43559

                                              #687
                                              Originally posted by KVB


                                              Take a picture with a "Fawk You JJ" poster next to it.
                                              when the lights finally go off down there I might sneak up..... I doubt those fukheads will be sleeping any time soon, and will probably be up all night using spotlights to booby trap the creekbed behind their fifth wheel behind their garage, which I'm pretty sure is their lab......

                                              but I'm not about to have these tweekers mistake me for a goddam CoronaPerson and start firing away at me..... they should crash in five days to a week, then I can get the photos......
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81454

                                                #688
                                                Originally posted by KVB


                                                Take a picture with a "Fawk You JJ" poster next to it.


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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43559

                                                  #689
                                                  Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                  NY is screwed, 178 people tested positive now in that State.. Need to Q it off immediately from rest of America..




                                                  I'll tell you this virus really SPREADS FAST.. Look what happened in Italy.. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!! America is done only a matter of time..
                                                  you saw it here on sbr first......


                                                  today:





                                                  April 1, 2020:

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                                                  • Mike Huntertz
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-19-09
                                                    • 11203

                                                    #690
                                                    I'd say that's unfortunately about right. Maybe one more month?

                                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                    you saw it here on sbr first......


                                                    today:





                                                    April 1, 2020:

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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                      • 81454

                                                      #691
                                                      Originally posted by Mike Huntertz
                                                      I'd say that's unfortunately about right. Maybe one more month?
                                                      I don't even give it a month.

                                                      I give it a week, 2 max.

                                                      All I now is that there is going to be a baby boom in 9 months!
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                                                      • JIBBBY
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-10-09
                                                        • 83691

                                                        #692
                                                        ^^ Donker all jokes aside this shiiiiit is spreading now in America.. It's only a matter of time, you can't stop it from spreading either..

                                                        I think I'm gonna go to the store today and really load up on canned goods.. It is best to be prepared, if supply lines get cut, grocery stores get over run, or you need to self Q at home it's best to have emergency grub in the pantry..
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43559

                                                          #693
                                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          I don't even give it a month.

                                                          I give it a week, 2 max.

                                                          All I now is that there is going to be a baby boom in 9 months!

                                                          I told my wife she's healthy enough to shake the damn virus even if she acquires it......


                                                          preferably with this technique:


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                                                          • Auto Donk
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43559

                                                            #694
                                                            Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                            ^^ Donker all jokes aside this shiiiiit is spreading now in America.. It's only a matter of time, you can't stop it from spreading either..

                                                            I think I'm gonna go to the store today and really load up on canned goods.. It is best to be prepared, if supply lines get cut, grocery stores get over run, or you need to self Q at home it's best to have emergency grub in the pantry..
                                                            bought 100 rounds of buckshot and 60 rounds of .243 and 40 rounds of 7mm mag, and three canisters of beef jerky and a case of Schlitz at walmart yesterday, about all they had left.... gonna have to poach me a deer next week, or use the buckshot to raid some neighbors.....
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                                                            • JIBBBY
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 12-10-09
                                                              • 83691

                                                              #695
                                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                              bought 100 rounds of buckshot and 60 rounds of .243 and 40 rounds of 7mm mag, and three canisters of beef jerky and a case of Schlitz at walmart yesterday, about all they had left.... gonna have to poach me a deer next week, or use the buckshot to raid some neighbors.....
                                                              I need to REALLY stock up on booze as much as ammo and canned goods.. I'd hate to run out of wine and hard liquor ..

                                                              That's my biggest concern at this point ..

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                                                              • PAULYPOKER
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-06-08
                                                                • 36585

                                                                #696
                                                                Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                                ^^ Donker all jokes aside this shiiiiit is spreading now in America.. It's only a matter of time, you can't stop it from spreading either..

                                                                I think I'm gonna go to the store today and really load up on canned goods.. It is best to be prepared, if supply lines get cut, grocery stores get over run, or you need to self Q at home it's best to have emergency grub in the pantry..
                                                                There's a "world shortage of masks" so you need to find em if you can and load up on em for your loved ones, ASAP...
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81454

                                                                  #697
                                                                  Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                                  ^^ Donker all jokes aside this shiiiiit is spreading now in America.. It's only a matter of time, you can't stop it from spreading either..

                                                                  I think I'm gonna go to the store today and really load up on canned goods.. It is best to be prepared, if supply lines get cut, grocery stores get over run, or you need to self Q at home it's best to have emergency grub in the pantry..
                                                                  FINALY Jibby you came to your senses instead of laughing at us that have already prepared.

                                                                  We've been ready for this shit for 6 weeks now.

                                                                  Italy is the first non Asian country we can look at to see how things may unfold, and look at what has happened there.

                                                                  In less than 3 weeks Italy has gone from having just three coronavirus cases to the biggest outbreak after China.

                                                                  Also, with Italy's aging population, the death rate there is 5% of known cases.

                                                                  Older people here in the US are fukked.

                                                                  I'm now wishing I had quit smoking before I did 6 months ago. I'm probably fukked too.

                                                                  <---- That was me
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                                                                  • JIBBBY
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                                    • 83691

                                                                    #698
                                                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    FINALY Jibby you came to your senses instead of laughing at us that have already prepared.

                                                                    We've been ready for this shit for 6 weeks now.

                                                                    Italy is the first non Asian country we can look at to see how things may unfold, and look at what has happened there.

                                                                    In less than 3 weeks Italy has gone from having just three coronavirus cases to the biggest outbreak after China.

                                                                    Also, with Italy's aging population, the death rate there is 5% of known cases.

                                                                    Older people here in the US are fukked.

                                                                    I'm now wishing I had quit smoking before I did 6 months ago. I'm probably fukked too.

                                                                    <---- That was me
                                                                    I'm always gonna laugh and make jokes Digs even if I'm on my death bed dying from this Conora crap.

                                                                    I'm more prepared and aware then I lead on in my posts Digs. I clown around on this forum and you know this half the time.

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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81454

                                                                      #699
                                                                      I know Jibby, same here.

                                                                      I'll be right there with you clowning around with you.
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                                                                      • JIBBBY
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 12-10-09
                                                                        • 83691

                                                                        #700
                                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                        I know Jibby, same here.

                                                                        I'll be right there with you clowning around with you.
                                                                        That's the spirit!!!!
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