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  • DwightShrute
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-17-09
    • 102338

    #1
    Dolly Parton
    77 years old. Would you?
    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">77 year old Dolly Parton hits the stage dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader for her Thanksgiving halftime show <a href="https://t.co/xMfk5QyH4Z">pic.twitter.com/xMfk5QyH4Z</a></p>&mdash; Dallas Texas TV (@DallasTexasTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1727829426346356851?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


  • teacher10
    SBR MVP
    • 08-28-18
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    #2
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    • homie1975
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-24-13
      • 15442

      #3
      i would smash that asss all day every day.

      but i would need to put her singing on mute.

      that was absolutely brutal to listen to.
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      • Da Manster!
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-13-07
        • 17720

        #4
        I'd pee in her butt...Hell, truth be told, She looks better now than she did when she was younger!
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        • DwightShrute
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 01-17-09
          • 102338

          #5
          Originally posted by Da Manster!
          I'd pee in her butt...Hell, truth be told, She looks better now than she did when she was younger!
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          • hawkwind
            SBR MVP
            • 04-25-11
            • 4036

            #6
            Sweet, Sweet Dolly Working 9-5 God Bless U DP
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            • Da Manster!
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-13-07
              • 17720

              #7
              Originally posted by DwightShrute
              Get off Dwight!!!
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              • mjsuax13
                Moderator
                • 03-14-15
                • 24806

                #8
                Wallop
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                • hehfest
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-28-08
                  • 7934

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Da Manster!
                  I'd pee in her butt...Hell, truth be told, She looks better now than she did when she was younger!
                  Pound away Junior!
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                  • ThaTopMoron
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 04-30-10
                    • 27018

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DwightShrute
                    77 years old. Would you?
                    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">77 year old Dolly Parton hits the stage dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader for her Thanksgiving halftime show <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/xMfk5QyH4Z">pic.twitter.com/xMfk5QyH4Z</a></p>&mdash; Dallas Texas TV (@DallasTexasTV) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1727829426346356851?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


                    this sparks the question,
                    how old are you pal?
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                    • JIBBBY
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-10-09
                      • 83691

                      #11
                      Legs to skinny. Not bad looking for a 77 year old though. Can still sing. Fake still look good also.

                      NO would not pound old grandma.. Back in the day 40 years ago I would even though I was only 15 years old.






                      Last edited by JIBBBY; 11-23-23, 09:21 PM.
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                      • Foxx
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 05-25-11
                        • 5825

                        #12
                        Yeah, why not. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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                        • Ratpack
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-15-12
                          • 4133

                          #13
                          She looks like that female gremlin in gremlins 2
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                          • JIBBBY
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-10-09
                            • 83691

                            #14
                            She should hook up with OLDBILL...
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                            • Mike Huntertz
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-19-09
                              • 11203

                              #15
                              She had her day and today is not one of them.
                              A class act in the past and still a great lady.
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                              • JIBBBY
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-10-09
                                • 83691

                                #16
                                I saw her documentary. She slept with a bunch of celebrities while married to her husband back in the day. Kenny Rodgers one of them.

                                Not sure what a class act and great women she was. She was a bit wild. I like her music though and her rack.
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                                • VeggieDog
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-21-09
                                  • 7214

                                  #17
                                  Take off her wig. Take off her makeup. Take off her glittery costumes. You'll be stuck with a wrinkly old woman with titties down at her knees and a dried up old kitty. If your rooster stands up for that, god bless you.
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                                  • homie1975
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-24-13
                                    • 15442

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by VeggieDog
                                    Take off her wig. Take off her makeup. Take off her glittery costumes. You'll be stuck with a wrinkly old woman with titties down at her knees and a dried up old kitty. If your rooster stands up for that, god bless you.



                                    Veggie
                                    don't ever stop posting and don't ever change

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                                    • stevenash
                                      Moderator
                                      • 01-17-11
                                      • 65171

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mjsuax13
                                      Wallop
                                      You are shameless partner, sans shame I tell ya.
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                                      • DwightShrute
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 01-17-09
                                        • 102338

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ThaTopMoron
                                        this sparks the question,
                                        how old are you pal?
                                        sorry I missed your question. I try and always respect others by answering.

                                        I am a couple decades younger than Dolly. I only posted this because she looked pretty good for an old lady. I mean she is the same age as my mom. I had to google her to see how old she was and to be honest , I never knew she was still alive.
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                                        • JIBBBY
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-10-09
                                          • 83691

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by VeggieDog
                                          Take off her wig. Take off her makeup. Take off her glittery costumes. You'll be stuck with a wrinkly old woman with titties down at her knees and a dried up old kitty. If your rooster stands up for that, god bless you.
                                          Fake don't sag. The only bonus to getting to them as you age. Like squeezing over inflated hard stiff balloons. Better then flap jacks I guess.
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                                          • DwightShrute
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 01-17-09
                                            • 102338

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                            Fake don't sag. The only bonus to getting to them as you age. Like squeezing over inflated hard stiff balloons. Better then flap jacks I guess.
                                            <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That’s one hell of a reason to get arrested. How embarrassing. <a href="https://t.co/g9oTS2aiDc">pic.twitter.com/g9oTS2aiDc</a></p>&mdash; Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) <a href="https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1728424351073247521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 25, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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                                            • JIBBBY
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-10-09
                                              • 83691

                                              #23
                                              ^ lol......
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                                              • homie1975
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-24-13
                                                • 15442

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                I saw her documentary. She slept with a bunch of celebrities while married to her husband back in the day. Kenny Rodgers one of them.

                                                Not sure what a class act and great women she was. She was a bit wild. I like her music though and her rack.
                                                so you are admitting that Lauren Boebert is not classy?
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                                                • Da Manster!
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 07-13-07
                                                  • 17720

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                  <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That’s one hell of a reason to get arrested. How embarrassing. <a href="https://t.co/g9oTS2aiDc">pic.twitter.com/g9oTS2aiDc</a></p>&mdash; Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) <a href="https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1728424351073247521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 25, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

                                                  I don't see what's the matter! I feel so sorry for that pretty young girl! I long and yearn for the day when all of us (males and females alike) can masturbate in public and not be called perverts!
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                                                  • DwightShrute
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 01-17-09
                                                    • 102338

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                    I don't see what's the matter! I feel so sorry for that pretty young girl! I long and yearn for the day when all of us (males and females alike) can masturbate in public and not be called perverts!
                                                    I am sure we all will echo this
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                                                    • Da Manster!
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 07-13-07
                                                      • 17720

                                                      #27
                                                      Fukkin' fat pigs don't have anything better to do! that is what gives cops a bad name! and not to mention what a goddamn waste of taxpayers money! A horrible pox and seven year incurable itch on the family that reported her!
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                                                      • DwightShrute
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 01-17-09
                                                        • 102338

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                        Fukkin' fat pigs don't have anything better to do! that is what gives cops a bad name! and not to mention what a goddamn waste of taxpayers money! A horrible pox and seven year incurable itch on the family that reported her!
                                                        all kidding aside. As a man, I wouldn't be offended seeing a hot girl get off on the beach or pretty much anywhere. I am sure I can think of exceptions. Also, if its in a place where there are children? Come on.

                                                        If a dude was pulling the goalie on the beach, lock his ass up.
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                                                        • Da Manster!
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 07-13-07
                                                          • 17720

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                          all kidding aside. As a man, I wouldn't be offended seeing a hot girl get off on the beach or pretty much anywhere. I am sure I can think of exceptions. Also, if its in a place where there are children? Come on.

                                                          If a dude was pulling the goalie on the beach, lock his ass up.
                                                          From what I gathered she was doing it rather "incognito" and not trying to be open, bold, and brazen about it. I'm pretty sure she wasn't aware there were any children around. Like she said, she was doing it for a thrill and to get off. no damn different than all of the mongers that pick up street whores and fuk them in public! Remember that one video that went viral about 2 or 3 years ago with that drunk white woman that was being fukked by a one armed amputee black man!! outdoors at a public bus station in broad daylight! and dudes are straight up recording that shit with their cell phones! LMAO!
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                                                          • Mr KLC
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 12-19-07
                                                            • 30993

                                                            #30
                                                            Not only do I give her credit for looking great at 77, I can only hope that I can MAKE IT to 77.
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                                                            • JIBBBY
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 12-10-09
                                                              • 83691

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by homie1975
                                                              so you are admitting that Lauren Boebert is not classy?
                                                              She's a young horn dog for sure. Likes to get busy in theaters when liquored up.

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                                                              • DwightShrute
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 01-17-09
                                                                • 102338

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                                From what I gathered she was doing it rather "incognito" and not trying to be open, bold, and brazen about it. I'm pretty sure she wasn't aware there were any children around. Like she said, she was doing it for a thrill and to get off. no damn different than all of the mongers that pick up street whores and fuk them in public! Remember that one video that went viral about 2 or 3 years ago with that drunk white woman that was being fukked by a one armed amputee black man!! outdoors at a public bus station in broad daylight! and dudes are straight up recording that shit with their cell phones! LMAO!
                                                                that was greget
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