Recently, Jay Vegas inquired about an obviously little-known fact here in SBR Poker Land, related to resident wussy WussyWaves -- a modest, unassuming fellow -- and whether he might have won some type of yearly challenge with another little-known member of SBR.
Well, JayVegas, and the remaining masses here at SBR that are probably also in the dark, having never heard of WW's efforts in such a yearly challenge, here is all you need to know: Mr. Waves will burn in hell someday.....
Why? Well, it all started last fall, when he was behind the far-more-skilled other player, known as "TDB," trailing by a couple of thousand points or so, and had absolutely no chance in hell of catching TDB. It was then that Waves was visited by this red dude with horns on his head that some people call "Satan" or "The Devil"......
This red beezlebub demon character offered Waves the standard deal he's known to offer other losers with no hope or shot in hell of accomplishing whatever critical life-important challenge they face, which is of course, he will let them accomplish the task IF they give him their soul upon death......
Waves, who's never accomplished shit in his entire life (other than winning that gay-ass looking certificate he's so proud of, holding it in all of the photos that he has posted on his linked-in, twitter, facebook, ashley madison, etc. social accounts), snapped at the Devil's offer, and the rest is history......
Waves ran like a God (how ironic, since he sold his soul to the devil to do so) for the remaining two months of the year, while TDB suddenly took every f'n bad beat imaginable (in other words, TDB got the full "Auto Donk on SBR Poker" experience) and Waves "won" the challenge......
Waves paid a high price for his life's crowning achievement, which is why you've never heard of it....... daily, or at least, hourly.......
p.s. Waves was recently seen leaving hell in tears..... very upset that he couldn't get the equivalent of a "second mortgage" on his soul, in an effort to win his yearly challenge with me, which he's been getting absolutely owned in all f'n year long........
Well, JayVegas, and the remaining masses here at SBR that are probably also in the dark, having never heard of WW's efforts in such a yearly challenge, here is all you need to know: Mr. Waves will burn in hell someday.....
Why? Well, it all started last fall, when he was behind the far-more-skilled other player, known as "TDB," trailing by a couple of thousand points or so, and had absolutely no chance in hell of catching TDB. It was then that Waves was visited by this red dude with horns on his head that some people call "Satan" or "The Devil"......
This red beezlebub demon character offered Waves the standard deal he's known to offer other losers with no hope or shot in hell of accomplishing whatever critical life-important challenge they face, which is of course, he will let them accomplish the task IF they give him their soul upon death......
Waves, who's never accomplished shit in his entire life (other than winning that gay-ass looking certificate he's so proud of, holding it in all of the photos that he has posted on his linked-in, twitter, facebook, ashley madison, etc. social accounts), snapped at the Devil's offer, and the rest is history......
Waves ran like a God (how ironic, since he sold his soul to the devil to do so) for the remaining two months of the year, while TDB suddenly took every f'n bad beat imaginable (in other words, TDB got the full "Auto Donk on SBR Poker" experience) and Waves "won" the challenge......
Waves paid a high price for his life's crowning achievement, which is why you've never heard of it....... daily, or at least, hourly.......
p.s. Waves was recently seen leaving hell in tears..... very upset that he couldn't get the equivalent of a "second mortgage" on his soul, in an effort to win his yearly challenge with me, which he's been getting absolutely owned in all f'n year long........
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