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    Pussification of America continues: kids no longer allowed to head a soccer ball



    When will it end?

    Just saw it on the CBS World News.

    Kids 10 and under no longer allowed to head a soccer ball in leagues.


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    Have you ever seen a young kids scrambled brain?

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    It's not like they're headbutting a Randy Johnson fastball...it's another kick from a 10 year old kid. come on

    lets just stop playing sports altogether because we may get hurt

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    Pretty soon they will make all Pop Warner football leagues switch to flag football, no tackling! I give it 10 years max

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    Unreal. In some places they make kids wear helmets when playing soccer. Making the gay even gayer.
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    very sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post


    When will it end?

    Just saw it on the CBS World News.

    Kids 10 and under no longer allowed to head a soccer ball in leagues.

    I saw that on PTI, what a joke.

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    makes sense actually

    I like the move Blazer

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    Gay numbers among kids increases 10% minutes after announcement

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    10 year old kids take dives every day. The fall from bikes, bunk beds, nose dive onto the concrete. Headbutting a fukking soccer ball isn't going to make a bit of a difference.

    Now if it's girls I'm all for it. Anything to make those fukkers less crazy I'm all in

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    homos, liberals, and just plain dumbfukks running this third world country of America now
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    This is stupid. Kids need to learn fundamentals of game. My head is ten times stronger now because I was heading balls as a kid. US will never win the World Cup by raising pussies. Germany and Italy are laughing at us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    This is stupid. Kids need to learn fundamentals of game. My head is ten times stronger now because I was heading balls as a kid. US will never win the World Cup by raising pussies. Germany and Italy are laughing at us.

    Pavy probably the best us soccer capper here. Case closed

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    Headers from 40-50 yards away on goalie punt/goalkicks... Constantly in practices and games. That shit used to hurt

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    I remember watching bull riding on tv years ago, those dudes were tough. Now they all have flack vests and face masks on too. That decision makes sense when facing a couple thousand pound animal but soccer balls? Really?

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    Making an already gay sport that much gayer.

    So fukkin gay.

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    Kids do not belong any organized sports until 12

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Kids do not belong any organized sports until 12
    Ok. You're a dumbfukk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Ok. You're a dumbfukk.
    you just now realized this

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Kids do not belong any organized sports until 12
    So should they just play unorganized sports like I am going to kick you in the nuts and then you kick me in the nuts?

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    Not sure they thought about this thoroughly. What are the kids supposed to do on corner kicks, free kicks, goal kicks, lob passes, punts by the goalie? Are they supposed to let the ball go above their heads and wait until it rolls on the ground to kick or pass it? This will lead to more collisions and more injuries to the head, legs or bodies.

    Anyone who played or watched soccer knows headers are part of the game both when defending and trying to score.

    Might as well ban outdoor soccer for kids and only play indoors in hockey style fields and make them wear hockey helmets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klemopixx View Post
    Pretty soon they will make all Pop Warner football leagues switch to flag football, no tackling! I give it 10 years max
    I'm surprised they haven't already. It's not like the kids are actually learning how to tackle during that age

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    didn't they get rid of dodge ball? pussification started a long time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    didn't they get rid of dodge ball? pussification started a long time ago.
    Probably. I know the elementary schools that I grew up going to don't allow fireball anymore (throw a tennis ball against a wall and the next person has to grab it before it bounces twice; if he doesn't he lines up on the wall and the ball is throw at him )

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